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Link Whores

• Washington Capitals/ NY Rangers playoff schedule is out and I am ready to rock some red for the next 2 months. Capitals Kremlin

• All of the Stanley Cup playoff matchups and thanks ESPN for showing poker tournament reruns instead of exciting hockey playoff action. NHL.com

• Speaking of Corporate assholes, Amazon fits the bill with their new homophobic business practices. Jack and Jill Politics

• Reed Johnson robs Prince Fielder of a grand slam with a wicked catch and the Cubs win. Docksquad Sports

• Video and pictures of the Polar Bear attacking woman who jumped into its quarters at the Berlin Zoo. Look at This....

• Michelle Hunziker steams up the beach. The Beer Goggler

• The Official 2009 Liliana Montoya Calendar is insanely hot. Camel Tap

• Cuzzy is running a NHL playoff contest. Cuzoogle

• Louis CK is hilarious in an interview with Conan. Yep Yep

• HBO's Eastbound&Down is coming back for more Kenny Fn Powers! Brahsome

• Where are Dem White Chicks? staring Lane Kiffin and Mike Tomlin. Loser With Socks

• The Blue Jays are off to a good start so it is pretty bad timing that they are stopping booze sales for a few games at the Skydome. Tasty Booze

Picture HT: Troy Dalton

Oh My God, Do You Feel the Storm of Rainbows?

This video is actually real and not a parody. The lightning bolts are my favorite part.



Thank God the overwhelming majority of the younger generation understands that gay people just want equal civil rights and the state to recognize their loving relationships like it does to straight couples. Traditional marriages will never be under "attack," nor will any of our "rights."

This has nothing to do with church sponsored religion at all. When did Jesus tell other humans to discriminate against each other? I must have missed that part in Sunday school while my mind was focusing on whether or not Jimmy the Greek's Sunday NFL picks were reliable. (My gambling addiction started at a real young age.)

Matt Yglesias highlights some ridiculous logic parts of the video.

We not only don’t have Jim Crow anymore, but we teach people that racism is wrong. This is, it’s true, a big imposition on racists. And people who don’t like gay people can be legitimately concerned that the spread of gay equality will create an environment in which their children are less likely to share their own prejudices.

On the other hand, that’s all pretty tautological. But what’s the deal with the woman who says “I’m a California doctor forced to choose between my faith and my job”? What is it she wants to do? Does her faith prohibit her from giving medical care to gays and lesbians? That sounds like a pretty sick faith. And a clear violation of existing medical ethics anyway.

Kumar Goes to the White House

There might still be hope for me in politics after all.

The White House has hired actor Kal Penn as a liaison between President Barack Obama's administration and Asian constituents. White House spokesman Shin Inouye said Tuesday that the actor who had a recurring role on Fox's TV show "House" and has starred in several movies would join the staff as an associate director in the Office of Public Liaison.

His role will be to connect Obama with the Asian-American and Pacific Islander communities, as well as arts groups.

Penn starred as Kumar in the movie, "Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay." His "House" character committed suicide in Monday's episode.

Penn backed Obama during the campaign.

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle was the original dope pop culture stoner movie, not the Guantanamo Bay sequel. Suicide seems to be a harsh outcome for his character on House and Penn was pretty money in Van Wilder flicks too.

On a related side note, I recently watched American Pie and Harold (John Cho) was the one who first said the term MILF while describing Stiffler's mom. The word has never left our lexicon and most likely never will. There needs to be some recognition of people who first ignite such words into pop culture prominence.

I would make some lame weed joke but I do not to ruin my renewed hope for a white house gig.

Oh, I could not resist the clips.

Kumar loves his ganja.


This could be the best mocking of the highly ineffective anti drug commercials.



I will apologize now because this song will stuck in your head all day after viewing.

My New Favorite Congressman

From Colbert Nation website: Evil Congressman Dan Maffei tells Stephen why he loves cocaine and the company of prostitutes.
I love the shot gunning beers part and Maffei had a good sense of humor for a trekkie.

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Losing is not Tyranny

Yes, living in DC for 91 months of George W Bush's 96 months presidency terms tasted like a horrible shit taco.

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Obama Truck Nuts would be golden.

The Ref is Literally Shitty

I have a few drunken entertaining pissing stories but this is on whole different embarrassing level.






HT: Sports Rubbish

Link Whores

• Jessica Biehl strips for Powderblue. Brahsome

• NFL cheerleader tryouts are beginning. The Angry T

• Radiohead to Testify Against the RIAA Torrent Freak

• Since the Hawkeye basketball and football teams continually let me down, (except for Shonn Greene&Mitch King) I was proud that the Iowa government legally recognized the human rights of homosexual couples. Anonymous Liberal
• Chris Brown played in a charity basketball game for domestic violence. Whacked! Graney and the Pig's Blog

• I agree that the crap on Disney Channel and Nickelodeon is harming the younger generation. Gunaxin

• Victoria Silvstedt is sizzling hot in these bikini photos. The Beer Goggler

• Cool pictures of the new Yankee stadium and I will hate their franchise until I die. My death is more likely to happen before my Orioles win a World Series. Sliding Into Home

• I have known for a good decade to never sleep on a Tom Izzo coached team in the tournament. Sparty has a good shot in the title game vs UNC. Cuzoogle

• JKoot is on the prowl at the Final Four. Busted Coverage

• TAI endured a horrible Wiz/Heat game on Saturday night but did end up with some Za from the middle eastern Techno pizza joint on U Street. Truth About It

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H.O.R.S.E. Back Breaker

This is the type of HORSE shots that I was expecting from the NBA's lame attempt during the All Star Game weekend.


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The 10.31 Project

Stephen Colbert was on fire last night and his take down of nut job Glenn Beck was brilliant. Colbert's 10/31 project is a response to Beck's 9/12 one. It is pure comedy genius.

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The Shii

Every guy must purchase the Shii for their lady and my new favorite game appears at the end of the video.



HT: The Daily What

Link Whores

• Ohio State WR Brian Hartline’s NFL Draft Preparation Includes Bending Over Girlfriend. (Busted Coverage)

• Hot Girls at Michigan State (Gunaxin)

• Christina Steps Out In Leopard-Print Leotard (DJ Mick)

• The 11 Worst Sports Related Video Games (The Angry T)

• Dangerous Things Named After Women (Asylum)

• Lauren is the red head star of the PC commericals that played on weekend repeat during college hoops. Epic Carnival

• THE 10 GREATEST SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME (Manofest)

• Guitar Hero Metallica with Coaches Bob Knight, Mike Krzyzewski, Rick Pitino & Roy Williams (Yep Yep)

• Worst NBA Video Games of All Time (Basketbawful)

• POST BEATING MUG SHOT OF SHAMWOW GUY’S HOOKER (Graney and The Pig's Blog)

• Calipari to Kentucky (Brahsome)

Single Asians

Beyonce has put unnecessary pressure on every male (ME) in a serious relationship with her "Single ladies" song. Specifically, this is the verse that all women love, "cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it."

Here is the best version of the awful song and those with an Asian persuasion will be extra happy.




HT: Cajun Boy in the City

All Eyez On Me

My boy, Big Corn Oil, and I took our 14 year old hoops team to the Wizards/Bobcats game on Wednesday at the Verizon Center in DC. We scored a suite box for the teen crew and at the halftime entertainment, this little dribbling prodigy named Felix put on a show.

Lil Felix went with multiple balls and his handle is better than most teenagers. 

Pretty sik display eh?

The Zards edged out a W in a game of who did want to win, aka, UGLY and thus, making sure the 2008-9 Washington Wizards did not become the first team to not win one game in their division. Wiz were 0-14 with only 2 games left for losing history.
Some ray of hope for the franchise was Agent Zero getting his jumper nice in a full speed pre game workout. 

The only way this team gets back to playoff caliber is if Gil gets his All Star groove back. If not, they are screwed big time with the cap but Blake Griffin would help next year. :)

The first pick will prolly not materialize so then Wiz should trade down for a point guard like VCU's  Eric Maynor or gobble up Spain's Ricky Rubio if he gets his buy out to be in draft.  Both are Rondo like with the basketball and also, Tyreke Evans showed some NBA game in Memphis' upset loss to Mizzou. 

My Pitt title over Memphis in final is partially busted and the President is still beating me and so is Mike and Mike. UGH! 

Welcome to the Twittersphere

I really wish they would have ripped on the vanity of Congress and mainstream media embracing Twitter so rapidly in 2009 but this clever explanation video will do just fine.





HT: Cajun Boy in the City

Why I Dont Want a Daughter

This girl is will soon be working at a Pump n Pantry gas station in Nebraska. I would bet my life on it.



HT: Shining Star

Link Whores- Lil Mac G Edition

• Party Punch Fail Yep Yep

• Jennifer Ellison on a beach on Mauritius Observation Bubble

• Even the kicker for Texas pulls hot Horns poon. Busted Coverage

• Manny Pacquiao, arguably the best boxer in the world, freaked out as a teen when his dad ate his family dog. Graney and the Pig's Blog.

• American Idol Bikini Girl is still flashing skin. Don Chavez

• ESPN used a picture of Jose Canseco when reporting on Curt Schilling's retirement. Awesome! Nextround.net

• UF's Percy Harvin scored a paltry 12 on his Wonderlic test. Loser With Socks

• The newest Internet rapping phenomenon is "1/2 Price." It is a must view. Manofest

• A couple in Kentucky got hitched at White Castle. Harold and Kumar would be so amused. Blog of Hilarity

• White Boys quite often do have problems with dunking. Sportscrack

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Cartoon of the Day-Pope Benedick

This cartoon clearly highlights my strong displeasure with the recent behavior of Pope Benedict XVI.

Internet Browsers via Women

Click on the image to read the funny"If Browsers were women."



HT: Another Bullshit Night in Suck City

Link Whores

• The New England Euphoria, Expansion Lingerie Football Team Holds Tryouts. The Angry T

• A helpful fix for Megan Fox junkies. Camel Tap

• Following the lead of record companies, Hollywood Studios are looking to make life shittier and less convenient for their customers in order to protect profits. Decline Hollywood Daily

• Alessandra Ambrosio Makes Little Boys And Big Boys Drool Alike. The Beer Goggler

• Photos of the volcano explosion in Tonga. Mondoweiss

• Marquette's head coach Buzz Williams should have been Td up for bumping into an official and his temper tantrum antics at the end of Eagles' loss to Mizzou. The constant whining to officials by college coaches after every call gets real old to watch. Coack K is the worst. Tirico Suave

• Doug celebrated his 4th anniversary of his excellent blog. Congrats man and Atlas Shrugged did suck monkey balls. Hey Jenny Slater

• Des Moines Sports Radio personality goes on a 4 letter tirade. This is how I feel about the rudder less basketball and football programs at Iowa. Huff Po

• A Rod linked to more paid whores. Cant Stop the Bleeding

• Bruce Willis married a 30 year old hot model. Dude is just a legend. Yep Yep