Wednesday, June 20, 2007

One Night Stand


STUNNING actress Jessica Alba says she is up for a one-night stand - as long as the man leaves the next morning.

The curvy 23-year-old, who was recently romantically linked to Hollywood hunk Mark Wahlberg, likes the idea of getting intimate with lots of different people because she loves experimenting in sex.

She told Cosmopolitan magazine: "I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex.

"I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more.

"I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don't feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don't really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have.

"Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry the first guy who I slept with, I never passed any judgments about that. But now I'm done with dating around."

My favorite Central American hermano El Guapo tipped me to this story. El Guapo possesses one of the most groomed mustaches in the world.

No cuddling, Leave in the morning, no strings sex, experimentation? Mac G is looking up flights to LA right now. Alba counts in the Top 5 Freebie List, Guaranteed! Wikipedia has an entry on it.
A laminated list, sometimes called a freebie list, is a short list of celebrities agreed on by a couple as so attractive to one partner that he or she has standing permission to sleep with any of them if the opportunity, however unlikely ever arises.
Miss So Bell, go try and pry Brad Pitt away from saving the world's children, go take a dildo out of Jake Gyllenhaal's A$$, and have fun with that Clap from Matt Leinart.

Mac G and Miss Alba will be getting the Freaky Freaky Freebie on all night long. NEXT!
Miss Biel get ready for Mac G's domination of Jessica's. WORD

El Guapo thinks he has a chance, only Miguel could bag her
Five Freebies
World's Top Mustaches
Alba likes No Strings Sex

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