"How Much Awareness Have You Raised?"

Here is a hilarious comedic video segment on the impact Live Earth had on Aasif Mandiv. This further proves that it is only funny when you rip on EVERYONE not just democrats for being liberal.

1/2 Hour News Hour BLOWS!

"This Just In, Ted Stevens Has Led The Happiest Life In The History Of The World"

Maybe Senator Teddy Bear's life is not so happy anymore now that the Feds have raided his Alaskan home. It appears the man, who famously labeled the Internet a series of tubes, had his house size illegally doubled by an oil company for free or at a very reduced price.

This same oil company's executives have recently pled guilty to bribing public officials.Things do not look well for Ted and his temper could be a problem in the pokey.

Here is video of a "Coot Off" between Teddy Bear Ted and Senator Byrd.

Teddy Bear throwing a tantrum on the Senate floor.


Teddy Bear's infamous tubes comments.

Video Recap of the story courtesy of Talking Points Memo TV



FBI and IRS raid Teddy Bear's House
Internet is made up of tubes
Ted's House Doubles
Review of Teddy Bear's troubles
Alaskan Politicians love bribes, Duke Stir would be proud
UPDATE: Teddy Bear Growls
“Can you understand English?! That’s the only statement I’m going to make.”

"TO NY! TO NY! WE LOVE YOU CAL!"

I would rather not focus on my personal life but Mac G just returned from a once in a lifetime experience. A trip up to Cooperstown with my father to see my lifetime baseball idol, Cal Ripken Junior get inducted to the baseball Hall of Fame. Simply AWESOME!

70K fans made the pilgrimage to the Village of Cooperstown, setting an all time attendance record. Padres and Orioles fans celebrated their baseball heroes together in harmonious unison. It was an unbelievable setting and a true final farewell for 2 of baseball's greatest players/human beings.

If you are a baseball fan, I implore you to make the trip to see this place before you die. It will be worth whatever money and effort it takes to make it up to Bumble F nowhereville New York.

I have plenty to say very shortly about my trip. Pete Rose is a circus act, Bud Selig was booed HEAVILY, an up close Johnny Travolta sighting, Goose Gossage is cool, Mike Schmidts an ahole, plenty of Bonds/Roids fan conversations, a first hand view of the whole autograph memorabilia racket, and much more.

Here are some cell phone pictures that I have and apologize in advance for the crappy quality. One is of Charlie Hustle himself, looking for some table scraps.

I have never been prouder to be an Oriole fan and yes, they have had nine straight losing seasons!!

Lohan's Favorite Movie: Herbie, Fully Loaded

Lindsay Lohan was able to make it on the Tonight show after all. Enjoy.

"Disco Stu Does Not Advertise"

The Summer list of movies that Mac G needs to check out is compiling up quickly(Sicko, Talk to Me, Transformers). Add the Simpson's movie to the Mac G must see movie catalog.

Here is a hilarious blog post from the Feed comparing the individual characters in the Simpson's to a person in sports.

Carl – Gilbert Arenas. Because Carl’s the coolest cat in Springfield.

Rev. Lovejoy – Mike Krzyzewski. A fitting choice to portray Springfield’s most sanctimonious character.

Smithers – Chris Berman. Aids and abets his master in any way he can. Also, both are into leather.

Ned Flanders – Tony Dungy. Footlong hot dogs make each of them uncomfortable.

Two of my favorite characters on the Simpson's are Disco Stu and Duffman.
I love these quotes.

"Disco Stu likes disco music."
"Disco Stu got hooked on the white stuff in the seventies."

Titania: You said if I slept with you, I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!
Duffman: Duff Man says a lot of things! Oooh yeah!!!

Barney: I can't, I'm the designated driver!
Duffman: Yeah that's swell, Duff wholeheartedly supports the designated driver program. Now! Who wants to Party!

Duffman: New feelings brewing inside Duffman... What... WOULD JESUS DO?!

The Simpson's Sports Movie
Disc STU RULZ
Duffman, OH YEAH!

"YO, YO, This is Your Boy, Double J"

The ending is GRRRRRRRREAT!

Liar, Liar, Pants on FIRE

I would expect a better performance from the top law official in our country. Actually, I would settle for Attorney General Gonzo to actually TELL THE TRUTH!! He is either incompetent, an idiot or both. "Executive Privilege, Pleading the 5th, Partisan Politics, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH."

Would someone in the Justice Department or the White House PLEASE just answer these questions.

• Who put the 8 US attorney's on the fired list?

• Why were they put on this list?

• Was the White House directly involved?

• If so, who in the White House made the final decision and why?

Over the past 2 years the White House has argued that their secret domestic illegal spying program on law abiding systems was OKAY on the basis that only the terrorists should have something to hide. CIVIL RIGHTS BE DAMNED!!

Now, the same Administration will not let their aides answer questions or provide pertinent direct information into a Congressional investigation into why 8 US attorney's were fired. If they have nothing to hide or were not involved, why not provide proof that you are innocent? This contradicts the same rationale provided to back up their spying programs.

I know this administration favorite words other than terror or Al Queda, is "Cherry Pick."

Do not forget it was the White House, who created this mess and investigation by firing these attorneys in the first place. The main GOP talking point of "Clinton did it," is total misleading BS. President Clinton did replace all of his US attorneys in 1993 but ALL Presidents pick their own US Attorneys at the start of their terms. However, no President had ever fired this many in the middle of their terms of service before and it is totally unprecedented.

Do not forget it was the White House who changed their rationale for the firings over and over. It almost worked as the national press fell asleep and stellar blog Talking Points Memo kept the story alive by its top notch reader driven investigation.

Do not forget it was the White House who publicly smeared these life long Republican appointed lawyers, causing them to speak out repeatedly. They came up with Loyal Bushie Rating system, not Congress.

It is up to the White House to prove to Congress and the American people that they were not directly involved in these firings on pure political grounds. Not the other way around. Instead, their staffs hide behind convenient lost emails and bunker down over executive privilege. Their shady behavior fuels the belief that something wrong and unethical happened.

I wish the truth would come out and this story would be over. I highly doubt it. I predict that the Bush team will run the clock out in the Courts and we will only find out the real truth in the future by reading one of the bazillion books to come out about this corrupt administration.

This video hurts too much to watch. Our Fd up Govt at work. No wonder we can not end a horrendous occupation in Iraq, fix social security or provide cheaper health care to everyone.



US Attorneys Time Line
UPDATE: Not Only is Gonzo a moron, He straight up perjured himself, which is lying on the stand!

"How Does Haterade Really Taste?"

I have never liked Stephon Marbury on the basketball court. All of this teams seem to get better once he leaves(TWolves, Nets,Suns), his ego always rubbed me the wrong way after he left KG and I partially blamed him for Team USA's 2004 Olympic failure in Greece.

However, I am starting to warm up to Stephon. Off the court, Starbury has been bringing it lately. He came out with a line of basketball shoes that retail for only 15 dollars a pair, which has been a huge cost savior for middle and lower income families. His shoes help release some of the financial burden and pressure of paying 150-200 dollars for the "in" pair of basketball shoes. He seems to really care about where he came from and is highly involved in his community.

Starbury has been hosting a TV show called, "Stars on Stars," which has received positive reviews and he was downright hilarious in this recent TV interview.

Agent Zero better watch his back because Starbury has been straight up Blogging for the NYPost. I have no clue what he is talking about most of the time, nerveless, they have been highly entertaining and insightful. He caused a media stir by declaring on a blog post his desire to retire playing hoops in Italy after winning a title for the Knicks.

He goes after MJ and rips on Lebron. Here are some my favorite comments from his blog.

• The tour is going great. While we were in Virginia and B-more, we went to the Barry Farms streetball tournament in DC. It was crazy.The kid 720 with the crazy hops was there and dudes like "AO'' who used to be down with And 1. They were all rockin' Starbury gear. Starbury is locking down the streetball game too. I forgot to tell you that when Mayor Bloomberg left the meeting with me, he was wearing $14.98 Starburys.

• After that we went to Venice. We strolled with the "Gondola man'' singing and pushing the boat. They told me 400 people take classes to steer them and only 100 people pass. I fell in love with wifey all over again. We took the boat to the casino. Everything is on water. You have to take taxi boats. It was set-up like the movie Casino Royale, one of my favorite flicks. We ended our trip to Rome. We went to Pentium and the Coloseum. The high note was our visit to the Sistine Chapel. It is incredible. You walk in one door and out the other and you become free in mind, body and spirit. That's when I knew I was free. I flew home a free man and my life got turned around.
• That's why I want to go back to Italy after winning the championship with the Knicks.
• My whole life I have wanted to do what Michael Jordan has done on the basketball court. But just on the basketball court. I have not tried to be like him off the court. I have a different vision for who I want to be off the court and the life I want to create to help change the world.
• There is nothing greater than to be able to touch people, especially kids cause their spirits are a true reflection of God. The kids today said they don't never see LeBron or any athletes come around.
  That made me smile. That's why we're there.
• You want to make me the clown…I’m not the dude on the ESPYs, getting carried on a throne. I’m not him. I’m the good guy, not the bad guy. I don’t want to be carried on the throne…I just want to walk among the people.
  I can only love y'all for hating me. But transfer hate into love, then you can help others.
• I do have one admission. I am high, high off of life.
  I drink life’s happy water which is bottled at the divine source.
  It goes down much smoother than "haterade.''. How does "haterade'' really taste?
• I AIN’T NEVER SCARED
  I’M EVERYWHERE
  YOU AIN’T NEVER THERE
  WHY WOULD I EVER CARE
  POUND FOR POUND I’M THE BEST TO EVER COME AROUND HERE
  EXCLUDING NOBODY
  LOOK WHAT I EMBODY
  THE SOUL OF A HUSTLER I REALLY RAN THE STREET
  A CEO’S MIND THAT MARKETING PLAN WAS ME
  ADD THAT TO THE FACT I WENT PLAT A BUNCH OF TIMES
  TIMES THAT BY MY INFLUENCE ON POP CULTURE
  I SUPPOSED TO BE #1 ON EVERYBODY LIST
  WE’LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I NO LONGER EXIST

Starbury Blogs

"WHAT!! OKAAYY!! YEEAHHH!"

Strung Out on Hollywood and Vine

Marcus Allen Gets No Love From Penthouse Pet

Somewhere Reggie Bush and OJ are chuckling at this story. From the ALWAYS reputable NY Post

KIMBERLY Williams, the June 2007 Penthouse Pet, has never met football legend Marcus Allen - and she wants to keep it that way. After talking on the phone for a few weeks, "he seemed like a really nice guy. But . . . I quickly found out that this is not a guy I want to know," the pin-up told Steppin' Out magazine's Chauncé Hayden. Kimberly was creeped out that Allen is a regular at the Playboy Mansion, and that his MySpace page is filled with girlfriends thanking him for "lunch." "So I started to pull away from him just to protect myself. But he calls me over 15 times a day! . . . He started to send me these terrible text messages. 'Where the hell are you, Kimberly!' . . . It's really scary . . . Things got really bad after I did the Howard Stern show. He got very upset that I got nude on the show. Hello! I'm a Penthouse Pet . . . I told him he needed to calm down . . . But he got even angrier." Allen's lawyer, Larry Stein, told Page Six: "It's the other way around. She's the one pursuing him. She started sending him pictures of herself with no clothes on. She's trying to get publicity."

So Marcus gets blown off publicly before he ever meets this girl? I do smell a publicity stunt and WELL DONE Kimberly. I have already found your myspace page and we are Myspace BFF now. I can not wait for your SPAM Bulletins!

The NYPost ran their gossip blurb with a picture of an actress with the same name. Too bad because the real Kimberly has far better pictures/jugs. (NSFW)

The millionaire dollar question remaining is the url location of Marcus Allen's myspace page. I can not get my dad to use email or the Internet and Marcus is pimping hos on myspace? I wish I could only be so cool at 47.

Kimberly has 13K MySpace friends and Marcus could still be one of them. Mac G is calling his loyal 6 readers to help him locate this juicy site. REGULATORS, MOUNT UP!

NY Post Blurb
Wrong Kimberly Williams
Kimberly William's MySpace
Hot NUDE Pix(NSFW)
The Big Lead Post
Marcus is OLD

Lohan BUSTED, AGAIN!

It looks like Hollywood's number one party girl is in a little hot water, actually DEEP, Boiling aqua!

Law enforcement now says Lohan was stopped after cops got a call of a vehicle being chased by another vehicle. The chasing vehicle was being driven by Lohan.

Lohan was driving a white Denali. She was chasing a Cadillac Escalade.

She was initially suspected of driving under the influence of alcohol. A field sobriety test was conducted and she was subsequently arrested for DUI.

At the station, a search of her person was conducted, and cocaine was found in her pants pocket.

A breath test was conducted and her blood alcohol was between .12 and .13.

Lohan was driving on a suspended license and a 2nd DUI is a felony in Cali. Reports have her chasing the mother of her personal assistant, who freaked out and called 911, which led to her getting pulled over.

She has canceled tonight's scheduled appearance on the Leno show to promote her new movie. I guess her new alcohol anklet did not stop her from getting BOMBED and driving recklessly on a Monday night!

All famous people or rich people, listen up, HIRE a DRIVER or a LIMO!

Lohan likes car chases, ON Booze and Blow!
No Lame Jokes with Jay
Lohan's new Bod and Booze Anklet
Lohan's DUMB A$$ San Andreas Grand Theft Auto Joy Ride
Updates: Check out TMZ and Perez Hilton
Betting Update: Lohan claims to bag Beckham by December

Mac G Mundays

Mac G is back from the Crazy Big Apple. My trip is summed up in 2 words: Braindead and Broke. I will write a recap later of my pointless thoughts about NYC.
Mac Gs World blew up over the weekend with our friends at the The Big Lead linking to our video on Tommie Fraizer's rapping. Check it out.

Mac G to the NYC

Mac G is headed out to take a few bites out of the Big Apple this weekend and see how fast it will take to empty my checking account. In the NYC, you inhale FUN and exhale all of your Money. Have a great weekend.

Mike Vick is a DI$^!!

I know we live in a world of "innocent until proven guilty" and I am glad that we do. Unlike the Republican Party, who only likes certain amendments(Can you guess which ones?mmmm, 2nd?), I love ALL of the bill of rights.

However, my opinion of Mike $ick does not need to be proved beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law. There is enough evidence for me to know that Mike Prick was highly involved in illegal and cruel dog fighting. From PFT, the best football site on the nets with tubes.

This is a situation in which 17 dead dogs, 54 live ones, and extensive dog fighting equipment and pharmaceuticals were removed from property OWNED BY Michael Vick.

Pro Football Talk
Pro Football Talk Videos
US vs Mike Sicko

"He's Funnier Than You"

"If there is Fluff on the Muff, she is old Enough"

No doubt that some facebook "friend" released these pictures of Nikki Meyer, daughter of UF football coach Urban, on to the chopping block of the internets. Oh, She is prolly 16 or 17. Now that I am posting pictures of hot teens, things have officially hit rock bottom at MGsW. The Blogosphere made me do it. Damn You Big Lead! You Teen Porn Peddler With Leather! Shame on you Rivals!

She takes the Urban Meyer Spread Option to a whole new Level! Sorry, I could not resist.

Urban has good Genes
(Kudos to With Leather commenters Pauly and Los Nosotros for the Fluff and Spread Option jokes.)

Who is ready for College Football?

Mac G's World main contributor and number one male slut, The Notorious DEK, provides a little blast from the past with two Touchdown Tommie Frazier videos. The clip of "The Run" still gives me goose bumps. My friends and I celebrated this gigantic pounding of Steve Spurrier's Gators for the national title by going cow tipping in the snow.

What else are you going to do in central Nebraska in the middle of the butt A$$ cold winter? You could attempt to riot but not enough crap to burn or people to notice.

T Fraz was one of the best QBs to ever play college football (33-3 lifetime as a starter) on arguably the best team in college football history. The 1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers. GO Eat a C$^$ Herbstreet.



Tommie raps about as well as this Mac G white boy can jump. Not very good and not very high. I love TFraz's versatile use of the Hot Sauce bottle as a microphone. SOLID! GO SKERS!

Tommie Frazier Wikipedia
Herbstreet the Suckeye hates the Skers

Mike Vick is a SICK Piece of $^&*(!!

Pro Football Talk has been all over the Michael Vick Dog Fighting investigation for months. During the same time ESPN was asleep at the wheel and secretly hoping that it would go away. ESPN even reported last week that Vick would NOT be charged.

I wonder if they could award themselves an ESPY for worst reporting?

Yesterday, Mike Vick was finally indicted and the accusations are gruesome. They found 17 dead canine remains on his property and 4 of his associates have been singing to the feds about all of the dirty details. Mike was ratted out but this part sealed the deal for me and Mike Vick. You SICK PIECE OF $H!+

In March 2003, Peace allegedly electrocuted a female pit bull that had lost a fight after consulting on the matter with Vick. Peace shot another losing dog that same month.

According to paragraph 83 of the indictment, Vick, Peace, and Phillips executed in April 2007 approximately eight dogs that did not perform well in "testing" sessions, by "hanging, drowning, and slamming at least one dog's body to the ground."

In other words, in the same month in which Vick declared that he never goes to his Surry County property, and the same month in which he sat face-to-face with the Commissioner, Vick had (according to the indictment) participated in the killing of as many as eight dogs deemed unfit for fighting.

Pro Football Talk's Vick Investigation Updates

"How Do I Know That You Are Gay? You Like Coldplay"

Mac G's World's wingman, the Notorious DEK, wakes up from his daily blackout and spank bank deposit to find this great picture. The world is better off.