The Movie Trailer: Tebow Gets Hit

Cajun Boy in the City

Old White Man Dance Killin It

I am plowing through life at a speedy rate so I highly doubt that I will still be able to pull off these dance moves at this guy's age. Plus, I admire the big balls of the old man Blue to wear his Gator gear in the middle of an enemy LSU tailgate.



If this situation arises, I might be able to pop some pills to rock with a Gator pooner.

Seminole SLAAAAAAAAAP!

Florida State Seminole fan is still pissed about the A$$ kicking or should I say being "Tewboned" by the Florida Gators last weekend. Here is visual evidence to their desperate, crazed state of mind.

Oh, this video has everything that I love/miss about my cube college: hot poon, game days, drunken debauchery, stupid frat boy type pranks, tailgating. Did I mention hot poon? Oh Yes.



Mac Gs World

"You're FN Fired Meyer!"

Florida Gator fans had a rough weekend with their last second loss to Auburn. This kid Charley did not take the upset well either. I think he needs some meds or a BJ.



While the Gators are down, I might as well pile on with this video. I have no idea why any heterosexual male would allow this video to be put on You tube. Hell, gay men might be embarrassed too. My guess is that they are Marky Mark fans. "Can You Feel it Baby? Yeah, I can too."


Mac Gs World

"If there is Fluff on the Muff, she is old Enough"

No doubt that some facebook "friend" released these pictures of Nikki Meyer, daughter of UF football coach Urban, on to the chopping block of the internets. Oh, She is prolly 16 or 17. Now that I am posting pictures of hot teens, things have officially hit rock bottom at MGsW. The Blogosphere made me do it. Damn You Big Lead! You Teen Porn Peddler With Leather! Shame on you Rivals!

She takes the Urban Meyer Spread Option to a whole new Level! Sorry, I could not resist.

Urban has good Genes
(Kudos to With Leather commenters Pauly and Los Nosotros for the Fluff and Spread Option jokes.)

Gainsville Cops Need a Life

I read a headline that 2 University of Florida athletes were arrested for mary jane possession. It was just your normal college kid busted story until I read a little closer.

tailback Brandon James and reserve basketball guard Brandon Powell were arrested by Gainesville police during a reverse sting. Powell arranged a meeting with the informant by telephone. Powell and James then met the informant and purchased .8 grams of marijuana for $20, according to details in the report. The sale was recorded on video and audio, the Tribune reported.James dropped the marijuana when approached by police

2 things

1. 20 freaking bones for .8 grams? Are you buying killer Humboldt? If not, any stoner worth his weight in Doritos will tell you that this is a total rip off. Plus, I am trying to figure out which is worse: setting up such a crappy deal in the first place or doing it over the phone with someone you do not know? Absolute morons. How bout you just arrange a meeting with Al Qaeda over the Internet like the Miami Seven? Even better, try this link.
   
   
2. A undercover sting for a minuscule .8 grams of weed. Unbelievable. What a complete waste of tax payers money to have the Gainsville police force spending their resources on busting nonviolent offenders who are trying to get high on a super small joint. I would recommend having your "stings" involving kilos or lbs and not 2 shake bowls worth of wacky tobacky. Only in Florida and these pigs must be Seminole fans.

ESPN Story
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