Saturday, June 27, 2009

Family Vaca


I will be away from technology for a week on vacation with the fam in a Mexican resort. I hope the Wacko Jacko storyline subsides by the time I return but I have feeling this story has serious legs.


"Mas cervezas, por favor."

word, Mac G

Friday, June 26, 2009

The King of Pop, Dead at 50


I have already signed 2 public Michael Jackson condolence poster cards and U St was bumping MJ's music last night so the least I could do was post a video by the King of Pop.

My favorite song is Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough.

The news of his death put a kiddie strangle hold (too much/too soon?) on Twitter as any words related to the passing were every top 10 trending topic.

Here is the card rolling around the U St area bar Marvin's that I inked the following respect to Jacko.


"God Bless the King of Pop, Mac G"

Thursday, June 25, 2009

So Just Another Politician with a Conservative Mind & a Liberal Penis

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Witness the awful White House Press Corps and war hungry neocons.

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Monday, June 22, 2009

Triump Visits Bonnaroo

Watch this video to the end because it only gets better.




HT: Hulu via Notorious DEK

Friday, June 19, 2009

Picture of the Day




HT:Prince of Petworth

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

The Iranian State Buckeyes?


The image was shot at a rally yesterday in Iran and yes, the Iranian youth is wearing an Ohio State Buckeyes sweatshirt. This is either a sign that the reformists are about to be crushed like the Suckeyes in recent major BCS games or possibly the Fighting Sweater Vests will stop embarrassing the Big Ten by manning up to actually beat one of the other conference Elite teams in post season competition.

I will take the Islamic Supreme Leader's squad and lay the points to the Buckstaches.

The iPorn Stars


The iPorn girls enlivening up the Apple geek conference in San Francisco. The world truly is incomplete without being to able access porn on your ipPhone. More pictures of the babes can be found at this link.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Every Week on Entourage



HT: Warming Glow

Link Whores


  • Canadian Beer Molson is cutting off supply of free beer to its retirees. Drunk Nothings
  • Police and prosecutors in Orlando were convicting people of violent crimes based on the "testimony" of a police dog. Of course, these canine powers were complete bullshit and this story will blow your mind. The Agitator
  • South Carolina Republican Strategist told a hilarious joke on his Facebook page as he compared Michelle Obama to an escaped Zoo Gorilla. Asylum
  • More Southern "Fried Chicken and Watermelon" GOP humor with a Tennessee political staffer sending out some unfunny president portrait image of Obama's face being blacked out. I love how those who get caught doing unsavory acts are only sorry that the wrong people saw their racist jokes and not actually remorseful for sending out the racist jokes in the first place. Huff Po
  • BC wants their readers to pick out their favorite Lingerie football star. Busted Coverage
  • Watch out for the Yellow Rain at your next Water Park outing. Brahsome
  • Ron Burgundy jokes are hilarious when they happen to real life TV News studio hosts. Don Chavez
  • Megan Fox is America's best diplomatic weapon to the world. Tasty Booze
  • Ana Milojevic is increasing tourism in Serbia. On 205th


Jon/Kate/Emeril Image HT: Shoebox Blog

Friday, June 12, 2009

D Fish

Please forgive me Derek Fisher for all of those glue factory wise cracks that I laid upon your play in the first three playoff series. You shut me up with 2 legendary threes last night in the Lakers thrilling OT win to take a 3-1 series leader. Orlando blew a huge opportunity to make this a best of 3 with huge Free Throw misses by Dwight Howard but now, it is just matter of when the Lakers are crowned champs.

I have no idea what Jameer Nelson was doing on this play but he should have tackled Fisher much earlier.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Time to Send a Friend Request to Tony Romo

Click to enlarge Tony Romo's Facebook page.


HT: Liberally Lean from the Land of Dairy Queen

Bro Mitzvah Rap Video



HT: The Internet is Terrible

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Howard Stern Entertains in Letterman Interview

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

1-800-KISS-MY-ASS

Multiple friends of mine have been fired laid off recently so I thought this note was fitting.




HT: The High Definite

Picture of the Day




HT: My Confined Space

Zack Morris Rocks it on Jimmy Fallon Show

Saved By the Bell fans are going to love this Zack Morris interview. I had some serious 90's flashbacks and the Zack Attack performance with the Roots is awesome. "Friends Forever!"



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Operation Iraqi Stephen: Going Commando

Stephen Colbert is in Iraq this week and the episode last night will go down as a pop culture classic.

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Operation Iraqi Stephen: Going Commando - John McCain
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The Word - Why Are You Here?
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President Obama makes an appearance to give the General an order to shave Stephen's head.

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Sunday, June 07, 2009

Hammertime

Friday, June 05, 2009

Link Whores

  • DC tracked down the Playboy hate F list article on wing nut women that was pulled after a bunch of people complained. Who knew the term Hate F&*# was so taboo now in our society? Don Chavez
  • Matt likes the moves that Braves made this week. Sportscrack
  • I do not know much about local Memphis politics or Congressman Steve Cohen but I believe the NBA's 19 year old age limit is punitively unfair. If NBA Commish Stern is so worried about young kids, he should discourage his owners from selecting high schoolers or develop a real minor league system that allows kids to make some real cash while working on their game. There is no reason these elite level ballers should play in college for one a year scholarship if there is a NBA team willing to pay them millions instead. In life, you usually are only worth what someone else is willing to pay you. Why is this different in American professional basketball? Moon Dog Sports
  • I attempted to witness Randy Johnson's quest for his 300th victory with my boy Lancer Matt on Wednesday night and endured torrential downpours that delayed the start of the game. We left around 8:30 because of a nasty front coming but in typical dysfunctional Nats management style, they left fans hanging for 4 hours before postponing game. DC Sports Bog
  • Here is a 2010 NFL mock draft that is not by Mel Kiper or Todd McShay. My Sports Rumors
  • Simon details why the Pirates have sucked in the past 2 decades. Simon on Sports

Picture HT: Major Leak Jerk

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Conan O'Brien Debuts on The Tonight Show

The opening skit is Conan working on his checklist of things to before starting on the The Tonight Show.



Conan's first interview is with Will Ferrell.



Here is part 2 of the interview.