Krystal Forscutt appears to be a chocolate covered cupcake. Next Round
Heidi Montag is hanging out with John McCain's daughter. Fake breasts and bleach is always key to electoral success in Arizona. Blog of Hilarity
Video of Letravel James playing Mello in high school. Cuzoogle
At least someone can score at a ballpark because it is not the nAAAts. Yep Yep Gibbs 12
I have to find some humor in this Favre drama debacle with these clever possible Favre employment photo shops. Boosh Magazine
I am sucker for any post that has videos of Road Trip and Seinfeld. The Angry T
Megan Fox is the hottest star wars fan that I have ever came across. Derober
A member of 2005 UNC men's title team is already hawking their ring on Ebay. The real world is tough to self finance once you get off the alumni and street agent payrolls. Brahsome
Donnie C pulls poon out of his magic hat again with these CFL cheerleader photos which is causing quite the stir in Canadian media. Don Chavez
ESPN should cancel their awful title town segment and just show pictures of sizzling Gator Danielle Wolfe. Busted Coverage
I still get a chuckle out of the insanity that is WV Mountaineer fan and I am from rabid Nebraska, where Husker Nation is already canonizing Bo Pelini before he has coached one game. Loser With Socks
McCown needed six stitches to the index finger on his right hand a couple of weeks ago when he was injured while he and his brother, Luke, were cutting firewood. Josh McCown told Tyler television station KETK that he was holding the firewood and his brother, a backup quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, made the mistake of cutting his finger instead of the firewood.
I suppose the Hacksaw QB McCowns could be doing worse things with their NFL down time like fighting pit bulls or blowing lines in parked cars. However, I recommend the McCown brothers find another leisure activity other than chopping firewood and follow the off season lead of fellow NFL QB Tony Romo by playing golf and banging a Hollywood "celeb."
I guess not all recent news has been full of gloom as I could not endure any more March Madness with Packer lecturing me for 2 hours about random, outdated college basketball history that had no direct bearing on the game he was announcing.
The game had passed Packer by too. Plus, in the year 2008 the most prominent college basketball announcer should use email and the Internet, which are vital tools to use for research in his type of work. (Please Insert John McCain does not use any technology joke here___)
Clark Kellog will be a solid replacement and Packer appears to already have a retirement plans.
The world might really be ending soon since I am embedding a video from a Fox News program but here is Brett Favre's interview last night.
I hope Packers GM Ted Thompson/Mike McCarthy can swallow their egos and allow Favre to play for Green Bay again. After some internal debate, I am ready to roll this fall with number 4 behind center and take home the NFC North divisional title again.
Sports fans, TV talking bobble heads, scribes, and bloggers can pile on Favre all they want. He deserves most of the criticism but since none of them have a rooting interest in the Packers success on NFL game days, I give a rats ass about their opinions.
I leave my normal elitist NW DC society for the hills of West Virginia and I return to nothing but more bad news.
The Packers want to make Brett Favre a back up and he responds on a Fox News show by basically calling the Packers brass liars. The situation is getting real ugly and this public strife potentially could rip apart Cheesehead nation. I will post more thoughts later on this never ending PR debacle and when did Aaron Rodgers become the next Steve Young?
The Bush Administration, who pump up the fruits of the free market economy and personal financial responsibility at every opportunity, again bails out 2 corporations who willingly made horrible investment choices on bunk mortgage loans. Capitalism or Nationalism? hmmmmmmm. The layers of our self inflicted financial housing market mess continue to peel away. I predict some major banks and construction companies will be going belly up very soon. It is not a good sign for the economy when bankers are losing money.
However, the story that really irks me is our number one American brewery, Aneheuser-Busch, was purchased by the Belgium conglomerate In Bev. Budweiser is going to be own by Belgium!! WTF? Where is the US patriotic media outrage when you need it?(Cue Fox News, Right Radio Pundits, Matt Drudge, Michelle Malkin, etc) Do I need to produce some false In Bev terrorist links to light a fire under their blow hards asses? There is nothing more Americana than enjoying a Bud Tall Boy but now it is owned by Euros. F that. I can always count on Stephen Colbert to rip the "Waffle Humping Belgians" a new one.
Miss So Belle, my boy Ern Dawg and myself are about to embark on our annual pilgrimage to the Mountains of West Virginia for the All Good Music Festival.
I have elaborate plans to beat the wookies at their own game to secure prime camping spots right when the gates open on Thursday afternoon.
Currently, I am sure the wookies are in the trees plotting their run and the headies have a broken down vehicle on a WV highway somewhere.
I have long advocated that turning off electronic devices before taking off and landing on an airplane was completely unnecessary and absolute horse manure not based in fact.
If my Ipod can take down a plane, then the airline industry is more screwed than I thought.
Donohue argues in "Terminal Chaos" that those iPods, cell phones and laptops you are ordered to turn off during takeoffs and landings actually don't interfere with airline navigation systems.
"The FAA has never been able to confirm these fears, thus private pilots routinely use their computers close to navigation equipment without any problem," he writes in a chapter entitled "Passengers Who Act Like Sheep Will Be Treated Like Sheep."
"The federal government cannot compete with the private sector for competent engineers. The government can't compete with Nextel and AT&T and Verizon and Sprint for the qualified engineers to do modern information technology," said Donohue, who advocates having the private sector play a greater role in modernizing aviation communications. "We're working with a system that is adequate for the 1950s."
It is only July and Fox News already has compiled quite an despicable list of hate smears against Michelle Obama. The woman has two Ivy League degrees and I would argue could be more intelligent than Barack but Fox calls her a baby mama. Take a look at this disgusting video.
I do not remember the so called "liberal" media or Fox News ripping apart Laura Bush in any similar fashion whatsoever. Since the GOP will be thumped in November, it is going to be a looooooooong campaign season watching Fox News completely melt down. Sign the Fox Attacks Petition
America's most infamous 4K hooker Ashley Dupree popped out of her mom's New Jersey mansion for a family shore outing.
Rumors are swirling of a Dupree reality dating show and my TIVO will be set to a season pass of the likely train wreck as quickly as it took former Governor Spitzer's political career to be flushed by Dupree's high priced hum pieces.
Here are more photos of the Dupree family beach stroll.
Cougar Mama Dupree is quite the looker and I can see where Ashley gets her high dollar tastes. Here are more beach pictures from a June trip of the hot mom/daughter duo.
One of my favorite sports blogs who bring the heat regularly recognized their blog's one year bday with a clever look back post. The Legend of Cecilio Guante
Be sure to add the site Flatusyahu to your RSS readers or bookmarks. These dudes compile a hilarious list of why they were rejected from being Deadspin's guest contributor.Flatusyahu
A beer pong Wii game sounds dope but of course a CT DA does not agree. Everyone is always trying to SAVE the kids. Blog of Hilarity
Cuzzy creates a funny photoshop montage with new Wimbledon champ Rafael Nadal. Cuzoogle
G Money rips apart the Indians brass and ownership. The Money Shot
Phish Guitarist Gordo appears to be color blind with his clothes selection at the Rothbury music festival or maybe I need some liquid to even understand. Brahsome
Christy Brinkley's ex hubby had an impressive 3K a month porn habit. Don Chavez
Please help this girl's myspace model dream's come to fruition. Tasty Booze
This sizzling link is for my boy Nolly and his Asian only appetite in women. Hottest Girls of MySpace
Lucy Pinder and breast milk is the only description needed. On 205th
A video of 2 hot chicks demonstrating Kama Sutra positions and you are welcome. Bright Black Internet
I always loved Jim Carrey even in his serious roles and Jenny McCarthy defined male erections in the 90s. Carrey pulled a funny fast one on the photogs in LA over the holiday weekend. Banned in Hollywood
Top ten lists on the series of tubes are unavoidable and overplayed but I love this list of Budweiser commercials. The Angry T
Season 5 of Entourage will be returning in September and this post has some pix of the shows hotties. I will continue to watch and rip it apart. The chemistry between Drama and Turtle along with Ari's devilish ways are the only two things that make the show entertaining. Derober
For every headline detailing how an Alabama football player getting arrested, I know the other SEC schools fans are piling on with glee. Jai has a clever picture collage lineupn called the Saban's bunch. Loser With Socks
Jessica Alba is losing her baby fat already. Pervs all across America rejoice. My Chill Pill
I have been critical of Jenn Sterger but she is still attractive and her radio interview blasting EA is getting some run on the interwebs. Busted Coverage
Mandy Moore gets over excited at a UFC match. Andy Roddick made a good dumping her for a swimsuit model. The Beer Goggler
I hope everyone enjoyed their long holiday weekend by getting blitzed and partaking in some good grilled grub.
My 4th weekend kicked off by watching the Nathan's Coney Island hot dog contest on ESPN and the "dog off" ending almost sent me to the porcelain goddess like a knocked up female in the AM. To me, this mustard belt contest appears to have run its course in our pop culture more so than ESPN's over televised poker/degenerate gambling tournaments.
Remind me how is this entertaining?
Last year, I was all pumped Joey Chestnut took the title back to America but this Independence Day, the whole novelty aspect of these eating contests has completely worn off and I am just sicken by the whole spectacle in gluttony. And I LOVE dogs too and usually can not attend a baseball game without downing a bratwurst layered in all the usual ballpark fixings.
I see no rationale argument how a contest of slamming 60plus hot dogs down your throat in 10 minutes should be televised on the premier all sports channel in the year 2008. I highly doubt there is a constituency demanding for it either and ESPN's infatuation with these disgusting "competitive eaters" just seems to be one big subtle grotesque joke on overweight obese America.
Maybe I am the only one that sees the hyped up coverage of this food competition as more of an embarrassment than something to be proud of on our nation's hallowed birthday.
Overall, my weekend was simple, got drunk, watched fireworks, yelled "America F yeah" at every opportunity, drank more, ate mad Maryland steamed crabs at a buddy's 2nd annual crab bake off, got drunk even more until passing out fully clothed on the couch, twice.
I literally spent my whole Sunday glued to the epic Nadal/Federer tennis match(this historic battle needs its own post) and guzzling Gatorade in the futile quest for hydration.
Basically, our founding fathers would be proud of this American.
My legendary man crush Brett Favre is back in the news with speculation he wants to unretire and return to the Packers. I am getting called out for a response in the sports blog world and by my friends. Honestly, I have no idea what to feel at all. I spent the whole off season mourning his retirement and preparing myself for the "Mullet with a Bullet" era to begin.
It is like you spent a good chunk of time mentally getting over an ex-girlfriend after years of her threatening to leave you and then to have her jump back in your life to request another whirl. The sex was GREAT and her body was dynamite so it is tempting to hop back in the saddle.
If my choices are to watch number 4 for Packers or another team, it is a no brainer. I could never deal with him playing for another squad. Packers GM, Ted Thompson and Favre have never had a good relationship. This comeback news does put Thompson in a no win situation.
Favre can still play, he is a known commodity compared to Rodgers and this Packers team is stacked for a title run. I do not believe the "distraction" angle of this story at all either and most current Packers would love to have Favre back.
I have no personal attachment to the Seattle Supersonics other than loving to play NBA Jam with Shawn Kemp and Detlef Schremp. Also, I enjoyed watching the "Glove" aka Gary Payton play lock down d and talk trash during his Sonics career.
There is no sane reason that an American city with 3.2 million area residents and a 41 years history of fervent fan support should lose their basketball franchise to a city with 1.2 million area residents and no track record of fan attendance other than a short run where the numbers were inflated due to cheap ticket prices.
Once again the fans take one on the chin in order for greed to win out. This is the dark dirty reality of professional sports and I have not seen such a rape job since MLB's gutting of the Montreal Expos and the NFL allowed Art Modell's to snooker the Cleveland Browns to Baltimore.
I hope disgruntled Seattle fans refrain from taking their anger out on the citizens of Oklahoma and Oklahoma City. They did nothing wrong in this situation and should be genuinely elated to finally have a major sports team in their community. I was doing cartwheels when DC was rewarded a baseball team. Side Note: (This nAAts excitement is now utter disgust as Jim Bowden is the worst GM in baseball with a horrible record and somehow still has a job because he wears kneepads while blowing the owner's son. Bowden probably is unable to get much for his fellatio performances since the Lerner family ownership is a bunch of tight asses. )
Supersonics fan scorn should be directed towards three evil greedy henchmen: Clay Bennett, Howard Schultz, and David Stern,
Bennett is a lying sack of crap as he never had any intentions of keeping the Sonics in Seattle and was plotting to move the squad before he even purchased the team. Any comments spewed by Bennett to the contrary are utter falsehoods like Scott McClellan White House press conferences.
Mr Starfuks founder, Schultz had every opportunity to shove his own enormous wealth into this team and not crush the soul of Seattle citizens. Every rationale observer knew Bennett had no desire of keeping the team in Seattle, especially with how positively Bennett's home Oklahoma City had supported the New Orleans Hornets after the Katrina disaster but somehow billionaire Schultz put the fate of the franchise into a Seattle outsider like Bennett and he was straight up duped.
No wonder Starfuks stocked has tanked and Schultz has been unable to turn things around since coming back to run the company in January. His magic touch is gone and his judgement is seriously flawed. Schultz can shove his PR recovery driven stunt lawsuit to save face up his 5 dollar latte ass.
No matter what happens, Schultz's legacy to me will not be just coffee extraordinaire but being the business man who was tricked by a slickster and cost his Seattle community their beloved basketball team.
I saved the last wicked leech for last, NBA Commish Stern. I watched this video awhile back how Stern placed all the blame on Seattle pols for not approving hundreds of millions of dollars to build the Sonics a new arena or for major upgrades of the Soncis existing Key arena. F U. To ask the tax payers to ponie up exorbitant sums of money so billionaires can make huge profits in this struggling economy is completely asinine.
Gas is 4 bucks and rising, US infrastructure is crumbling and needs 1.5 trillion dollars investment to save off disaster, health care costs are out of control, millions of Americans are losing their homes with bad loans, Wall Street and Major US Banks are still stinging from hawking shady worthless mortgage securities, American wages are stagnant, and the annual trillion dollar military industrial complex continues to suck a hole in the federal budget by providing hardly any economic benefit for our spending but a multi trillion dollar NBA enterprise needs expensive luxury boxes on the tax payers tab for one of their team's or else?
Seriously, F U David Stern and your extortionist tactics. The NBA has no plans to expand or come back to Seattle at all so stop publicly lying to look good in the media.
You cover up for your dirty cheating refs like a Catholic Cardinal and now you smugly rip the hearts out of the same fans who helped lined your pockets for 41 years by devotedly promoting your basketball product.
Here is Stern gushing about Key Arena just 13 year ago.
I am sure some Seattle pols probably could use some criticism but I obviously do not follow Seattle politics closely enough. Bennett and the NBA appeared to work them over in this "settlement" of the lease. I would have made them play out the final 2 years and who cares about keeping the colors and name of a franchise that will never happen again. DC still owned the rights to Senators name and good use that was to them for 40 years.
I will pour some High Life out in your honor, Sonics fan. I might even root for the Seasquawks this season when they do not play the Pack. word, Mac G.
This Joe Cocker mashup video from his 1969 Woodstock performance is another reminder why Youtube has changed our world for the better. Too bad John McCain has never ever used a computer and can not enjoy in the video's hilarity.
I just got back from a trip out to Denver for a music concert at Red Rocks. I have been to the venue before but it is truly one of the best out door arenas in America. The Amphitheater is basically in a Rock. It has great sound, unbelievable views of Mtns/Denver skyline, hassle free security, no gestapo ushers, general admission seating, and just an overall cool vibe. Even a crappy band (insert Coldplay joke here) would be tolerable at the "Rocks." Rado Brah!
I forgot to mention the 3 day Dance party thrown by Widespread Panic. Uber Killa. No pulled muscles but the brain is mush, face still partially melted and large pieces of charcoal feel stuck in my lungs.
CBS foreign reporter Lara Logan has been a long favorite of mine. She is smart, sexy, and her foreign accent is icing on the cake. Logan was on the Daily Show last week and she was spot on about her criticism of the American media giving faint attention to both military conflicts in Afghanistan and Iraq.
I follow what is transpiring in Iraq on a daily basis but I have to deliberately search for news because the US Corporate media is too busy shoving Hulk Hogan family drama updates down my throat.
I previously thought Logan was married until I read an article in today's NY Post about a Love Triangle. It is with 2 men and neither is his her hubby! Oh yeah, juicy, juice.
The "60 Minutes" reporter and former swimsuit model apparently courted two beaus while she was in Baghdad, and has been labeled a homewrecker for allegedly destroying the marriage of a civilian contractor there, sources said.
Passions got so hot in the combat zone that one of her lovers, Joe Burkett, brawled in a Baghdad "safe house" with her other paramour, CNN war reporter Michael Ware, a source said. The wife of Burkett, a US Embassy worker, claims the sultry 37-year-old correspondent seduced him while bullets flew overhead.
A close pal of Logan, who confirmed the allegations to The Post, said Burkett's marriage to Kimberly was already finished six months before they sparked up a relationship. As for the other claims, pals admitted that Logan had a one-time fling with CNN reporter Ware - but denied that there was any sort of fight between him and Burkett in Baghdad.
So Logan could be an adulteress, a home wrecker and a slut? God Bless the Internet.
Ingest your favorite pyschadelics before watching this tripped out video because it is the only chance you might understand what the F is going on. Brahsome
I love the enterpaurial spirit of a pimped out RV rolling down South Beach with hookers on board looking to perform services. BOO Undercover cops. Tasty Booze
Donnie C breaks out a Cougar edition of Hot or Not. Don Chavez
Dude needs a break for transporting reefer after 10 sickening years in the pokey. I hate our government's criminalization of pot heads. Yep Yep
Brandy's wicked and in to everything, which means she wants free blow and gets naked freely. Hottest Girl's of MySpace
I have no idea who this smoking hot Arielle Kebbel actress is but it is time to fire up "the google." Bright Black Internet
The Fresno St baseball team is having a good time in Omaha without even having to cross the Missouri river to hit up the Iowa casinos. Although these haircuts would fit in well in Counciltucky Iowa. Busted Coverage
I do not know if Kid Rock need to hang out period, let alone on a golf course with Kid Rock wearing overalls. The Angry T
God the media is dumb as some idiots thought Vince McMahon really got hurt at a WWE event. What is next, our citizens believe everything the Pentagon and our government tells us? Oh yeah, I forget. Blog of Hilarity
Simon attended the PGA Traveler's Championship. He sounds like exactly how I would experience it by searching for cheap suds and making fun of golfers. Simon on Sports
National Sports Bra week is a fantastic idea but I have never been a big fan. The World of Isaac
A great tribute to George Carlin and his comedy inspired many in pop culture. Crash Burn Alley
This could be the funniest blog post that I have read in a long time and Stephen Colbert needs to give DMT Shooter the Colbert bump. Five Tool Tool
Gmoney locates a great list of MLB players that you forget still play in the bigs. The Money Shot
Sports has reached the summer lull when this list of MLB players gets me more excited than any games. Next Round
Josh Hamilton does look like dude from Wings. I was once at the Nantucket airport with a US Senator trying to pick up his daughter. True story and of course there is much more to it. Huggin Harold Reynolds
Travis Henry needs like 10 Burger King bathrooms to get busy in. Tirico Suave
I can never get enough funny GW Bush captions and I hope this does not offend my one lesbian reader. Flatusyahu
God, I hate Tila Tequila and her stupid shows that seem to always be on. Here is a great post about how it is all Stuff magazine's fault. Holy Taco
