Friday, January 09, 2009

Baltimore Mayor Indicted

The Wire's creator David Simon sure is prophetic one as Baltimore's Mayor was indicted today.

Clay Davis has a word for the Feds about their arrest of a Bmore pol.

Picture HT: The Sugar Sheet
HT:Truth About It

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Picture of the Day

Crsis in the Senate

Jon Stewart summarizes nicely the latest dramas in the U.S. Senate. Be sure to check out the clips of Senators around the 8 minute mark. My favorite quote is from the earth warming denier, Oklahoma Senator James Inhofe, who showered praise on his family not having any of "the gay" in it. Kansas Senator Sam Brownback's embryo display was a close second on my list.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Memo To Fox Sports

My estimation is that the largest demographic group watching last night's Fiesta Bowl between Texas and Ohio State would be adult males. So why in the world would the TV producers at Fox continually shove shots of the Texas band down our throats instead of focusing on the ample UT cheer poon in assless chaps? Only Jim Tressel not running QB Pryor on two 2-point tries was engaging in more of a moronic thought process.

My advice to TV truck guys is free and easy.



The even more infuriating production decision was the absolute tease job of Colt McCoy's bombshell girlfriend, Rachel Glandorf. The TV cameras wisely found the hottie Rachel sitting with her beau's parents late in the first but inexplicably, never really featured her again.

Maybe they were frustrated like I was of the dude blocking her view which prevented a full body peek. The likely possible explanation could have been the ginger kid to the left of Rachel, Colt's brother, scared the living crap out of the camera man. I did a triple take to make sure I was not watching a scene from Joe Dirt. (If I want to be really mean, or the show, Life Goes On.)

This is why blogs are necessary to fill in the gaps that Fox Sports dug and god bless, the Google. It turns out Rachel is full on Baylor Bears poon and a wannabee Erin Andrews.

Sports Videos, News, Blogs

TV Tan Line hooks up the Fiesta Bowl pictures.

Colt McCoy's Girlfriend

Colt McCoy Does Alright
University of Texas in the Early Running for Best Cheerleader Outfits

Extreme Faith

Screw shredding fresh champagne powder and puffing stinky herb, JC is all you need in the Mountains.

HT: The Daily Dish

Colbert's New Co Host

Colmes is probably the worst liberal in America but his little people bit is damn funny.

Monday, January 05, 2009

Twitter Hacker on the Loose

Just when I signed up for my very own Twitter account, there seems to be a hilarious Twitter hacker on the loose. Coinkydink?

My hacked Twitter account would read: "macg_og is sipping on Zimas & wondering how Ryan Seacrest gets his hair so perfect."

Senator Stuart Smalley

I never thought Stuart Smalley would become an United States Senator but it appears almost for certain now.

Since the war on Xmas is over for another year, I might have to turn in this evening to Fox News to see Bill O lose it and this video of Senator Al Franken would definitely send him over the edge.

Sunday, January 04, 2009

The First Day of Dread

As millions of Americans slosh back to work and school, I am declaring that January 5th, 2009, is the first day of dread.

I will provide some remedy to this depressing 24 hours by returning to blogging so my many readers can slack on their forced daily responsibilities and waste more time on Mac G's World.

This means more hot poon, sports/pop culture/political rants, random links, sick videos and just overall awesomeness.

Let us all have a helluva time in 09.

word, Mac G

Picture H/T: The Beer Googler