Cajun Sexy Cooking

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"Cajun Sexy Cooking" is utterly ridiculous
Someone sent me this last night and I still can't figure out what to make of it. This video titled "Cajun Sexy Cooking" is little more than a brigade of scantily-clad, stripper-ish-looking women, all allegedly from the bayous of south Louisiana mind you, who spend two and a half minutes stirring pots and seductively fondling boiled seafood. I'm completely baffled as to what the point of it all is, but I feel violated by simple virtue of having watched it. It's supposed to be promoting a cookbook or something, but I can't figure it out for the life of me.

He lost me at "scantily-clad" and T&A videos need no purpose on the series of tubes.

Memo To Fox Sports

My estimation is that the largest demographic group watching last night's Fiesta Bowl between Texas and Ohio State would be adult males. So why in the world would the TV producers at Fox continually shove shots of the Texas band down our throats instead of focusing on the ample UT cheer poon in assless chaps? Only Jim Tressel not running QB Pryor on two 2-point tries was engaging in more of a moronic thought process.

My advice to TV truck guys is free and easy.

Less:

More:




The even more infuriating production decision was the absolute tease job of Colt McCoy's bombshell girlfriend, Rachel Glandorf. The TV cameras wisely found the hottie Rachel sitting with her beau's parents late in the first but inexplicably, never really featured her again.


Maybe they were frustrated like I was of the dude blocking her view which prevented a full body peek. The likely possible explanation could have been the ginger kid to the left of Rachel, Colt's brother, scared the living crap out of the camera man. I did a triple take to make sure I was not watching a scene from Joe Dirt. (If I want to be really mean, or the show, Life Goes On.)

This is why blogs are necessary to fill in the gaps that Fox Sports dug and god bless, the Google. It turns out Rachel is full on Baylor Bears poon and a wannabee Erin Andrews.

TV Tan Line hooks up the Fiesta Bowl pictures.

Colt McCoy's Girlfriend
Colt McCoy Does Alright
University of Texas in the Early Running for Best Cheerleader Outfits