Mac G is sorry to disappoint my ever increasing readership but Mac G is headed on a personal family week long vacation. Since Congress is pretty clueless and the Sports world is a in a lull, it is good time for a hiatus. Mac G's destination is the Lake of the Ozarks and no clue if the tubes of the internets have reached down to southern Missouri or how the locals pronounce it, "Ma Zur Ah."
Mac G will be sure to provide any coverage of Party Cove. Word to Your Mama, Mac G.
Party Cove, "Take it OFF!"
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Mac G headed to "Ma Zur Ah"
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Shiites, Sunnis and George Bush
Mac G is rolling with political commentary today. This article is a must read for every citizen no matter if you want to nuke the Mideast, impeach Cheney, or avoid the ballot box every first Tuesday in November like Rosie does a treadmill.(That is my last Rosie joke, well at least for the rest of June.)
Iraq is the biggest foreign policy disaster of our lifetime, period. While Islamic extremism still wants to kill the "West" and energizes in Pakistan, our precious blood and treasure keeps draining everyday in Iraq. 4 American soldiers and 100 Iraqis die every single day. The US Govt spends 256 million tax payers' dollars every day. EVERY Fn DAY! And with no end in sight.
The Neocons swirled up a hornets nest by invading Iraq and had no clue how to run the country after flatting Saddam's Army. Frontline had a PBS documentary on the half ass planning on part of the Bush Administration, Pentagon and the Defense Department.
Now our undermanned American troops are stuck policing a country the size of California, with little to zero Arabic speaking skills and no clue to the difference between the "good and bad" people. Our troops drive around everyday waiting to get blown up by IEDs or car bombs. Their reward is to have their tours extended, over and over. And if they are unfortunate enough to get injured, they are sent back to America to live in shit hole, rat infested conditions at the Walter Reed Medical Facility.
It is hard to see us "winning" when we do not have any idea who we are really fighting. There is no way to "win" an occupation. The worst problem is that our soldiers are in the middle of a bazillion year long civil war between the Shiites and Sunnis. I knew the 2 fractions hated each for eternity and it is hard for Americans to understand since our civilization here is minuscule in comparison. I just knew that they wanted to kill each other.
This article by Abbas Sand gives a historical insight into the conflict. It has been reported that GW Bush had no idea about 2 different sects of Islam only months before he ordered the Iraq invasion.
GW must have been at a 12 step meeting or Texas Rangers Spring training during the first Iraq war, when his FATHER was president!
After reading this, I hope you realize what a monumental ego hard on our leaders had to believe that USA was going to solve this conflict by military force without the world's support.
In dealing with the current problems of the Middle East, obviously it is quite important to understand the differences between Shiites and Sunnies. Furthermore, with the addition of the American presence, this situation has become more complicated. Unfortunately, there is very little in-depth analysis of this topic, leaving the impression that these are just a bunch of primitive people who just like to fight.
The conflicts and problems between Shiites and Sunnies are so deep, and the history is so long, that one can write volumes on the topic and only scratch the surface. This article is an attempt to give a historical overview of the problem itself, as well as, to discuss the additional complication caused by the United States presence in this region, and their decisions on how to conduct the war. My hope is that the reader would realize that the Sunni Shiite division is not a problem like Catholic Vs Protestant.
Shiites, Sunnis and George Bush
Frontline: The End Game
Bush Clueless on Arab World Before Iraq War
14 US Soldiers Die
Rat Hole Walter Reed
Rudy Sucks
MGsW has been seriously slacking on our political coverage of the Fd up world that we live in. On 9/11/01 Nineteen whack jobs, mostly Saudis, funded by Osama Bin Laden took down the Twin Towers and NYC mayor Rudy Giulani was recognized as a hero. Rudy was a symbol that Americans and New Yorkers could rally around. He has been the leading candidate for the GOP 08 prez nomination due to name recognition, media pundits' false belief of his high national security credentials and the lack of decent candidates in the GOP field. Rudy has serious personal issues and his own son will not talk to him anymore. Most New Yorkers strongly dislike the guy.
The Republican presidential debates have consisted of who can be the angriest white man on stage. My pal MJP said it best the other day, America's next executive leader needs to have different policies than George W Bush. More of the same conservative agenda is not in our country's best interests. The past 7 years are all the proof anyone really needs to reference.
These 2 recent events could be bursting Rudy's presidential hopes. His South Carolina Campaign Chair got popped for being a coke dealer. This is not good for wooing those right wing religious folk down in Confederate State Flag country. I thought only black people did coke? Oh I forget, white people get lawyers and get off for coke, blacks do crack and go to prison. My Bad.
Newsday reported this tidbit about Rudy:
Rudolph Giuliani's membership on an elite Iraq study panel came to an abrupt end last spring after he failed to show up for a single official meeting of the group, causing the panel's top Republican to give him a stark choice: either attend the meetings or quit, several sources said.
Giuliani left the Iraq Study Group last May after just two months, walking away from a chance to make up for his lack of foreign policy credentials on the top issue in the 2008 race, the Iraq war.
He cited "previous time commitments" in a letter explaining his decision to quit, and a look at his schedule suggests why -- the sessions at times conflicted with Giuliani's lucrative speaking tour that garnered him $11.4 million in 14 months.
Rudy blows off the bipartisan commission to figure out solutions to the biggest foreign policy issue facing Americans today so he could make millions on corporate speeches. Rudy's campaign response to this article was that they did not want to politicize the group by having a presidential candidate on the committee. That argument is totally bogus as he had already mentioned that he was running way BEFORE he was invited to the group. Here is the breakdown.
Their is a great article in Rolling Stone about Rudy's false public persona.
Put a Fork in this guy.
Newsday Article
Bogus Explanation
Rolling Stone Article on Rudy
Talking Points Video
Coke Bust
Bad Day for Rudy
Politico has ZERO credibility
Rudy's an Awful Dad and Husband
Alba and Conan
2 Conan videos in a row but this is a must see. Especially since it involves one of Mac G's top 5 Freebie List, the luscious Jessica Alba.
Jim Cramer on Conan
Diapers, Popping Pills, Lou Dobbs, Road Rage, Swimming in a Salad with Cheap Suits. Too bad these guys are not Mormons because both should avoid caffeine, especially Cramer. Mac G missed Conan. One of Pop Culture's greatest tragedies of the last decade has been Conan being stuck on the 12:30-1:30 eastern time slot. Conan makes my sides hurt by just looking at him. The same way Will Farrell does and the man, Chris Farley did as well. Conan does take over Leno's spot in a 2009. Mac apologizes to post this in the AM, Oh Well. Happy First Day of Summer!!
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Say it Aint So! Rosie's Mouth Needs Spaded and Neutered
Mac G just pounded a turkey sandwich and this story almost made it come right up.
Rosie O’Donnell has raised speculation that she’ll meet with officials for “The Price Is Right” this week to discuss possibly replacing legendary host Bob Barker.
O’Donnell made the revelation on her Web site in response to a fan’s question about the opening on the daytime game show.
“Yes,” O’Donnell wrote on her blog at www.rosie.com, “this week.”
Rosie is fat, frugly times infinity, an awful actress, rude, annoying, dumb and not funny at all. Am I missing anything? Bob even backed up that she is in the running for his old job.
“She knows the show,” Barker told reporters after getting a Lifetime Achievement Emmy. “There’s no doubt in my mind she could do the show.
THE HORROR!! Mac G would rather see the show end for good than watch her jelly roll hug every contestant that, "Comes on Down." Rosie would make the other girls on the show even more insanely hot compared to her bloated grill but the trade off is not worth it. She would just ruin Mac G's favorite game of all time, PLINKO.Rosie to Ruin The Price is Right
What is Kebert Xela?
Some dude really sucked on Jeopardy and only had one dollar to wager in Final Jeopardy. It turns out he is a big fan of Family Guy and is probably one of the reasons he was awful at Jeopardy. Enjoy
Video found on Brohans
One Night Stand
The curvy 23-year-old, who was recently romantically linked to Hollywood hunk Mark Wahlberg, likes the idea of getting intimate with lots of different people because she loves experimenting in sex. She told Cosmopolitan magazine: "I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex. "I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more. "I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don't feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don't really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have. "Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry the first guy who I slept with, I never passed any judgments about that. But now I'm done with dating around."
STUNNING actress Jessica Alba says she is up for a one-night stand - as long as the man leaves the next morning.
No cuddling, Leave in the morning, no strings sex, experimentation? Mac G is looking up flights to LA right now. Alba counts in the Top 5 Freebie List, Guaranteed! Wikipedia has an entry on it.
A laminated list, sometimes called a freebie list, is a short list of celebrities agreed on by a couple as so attractive to one partner that he or she has standing permission to sleep with any of them if the opportunity, however unlikely ever arises.Miss So Bell, go try and pry Brad Pitt away from saving the world's children, go take a dildo out of Jake Gyllenhaal's A$$, and have fun with that Clap from Matt Leinart.
Mac G and Miss Alba will be getting the Freaky Freaky Freebie on all night long. NEXT! Miss Biel get ready for Mac G's domination of Jessica's. WORD
El Guapo thinks he has a chance, only Miguel could bag her
Five Freebies
World's Top Mustaches
Alba likes No Strings Sex
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
"Its Just Like a Mini Mall, Hey Hey, Dont Stop, Lets Make it a Dance"
Sammy Stephens just owns those Eastern Motors Commercials.
Mac G apologizes for all of the videos and not enough in depth posting. Mac G has been busy hosting a new permanent Queen So Bell Bumble Bee in his Nest. Monogamy RULZ!
Eastern Motors
Daft Punk Movie Releasing in North America
DAFT PUNK is not only playing some North American dates, they are also finally planning on releasing their Electroma film here in the states. The movie had been out for a while but has taken a long time to see the light of North American screens.
Mac G is a HUGE fan of Daft Punk. My entire Cancun spring break revolved around yelling out the song "Una Mas Tiempo", which turns out is NOT the correct Spanish translation of "One More Time." Mac G had this espanol down pat: "Lo Siento, Policia, no mas dinero or Mas Tequila, Por favor!!"
This robot movie looks pretty tripped out.
Mac G's favorite Daft Punk Song.
North American Tour Dates
7/21 in LA - Sport Arena
7/27 in Berkeley - Greek Theatre
7/29 in Seattle - Washington Mutual Center
7/31 in Denver - Red Rocks
8/3 in Chicago - Lollapollazoo
8/5 in Toronto - Arrow Hall
8/7 in Montreal - Bell Center
8/9 in NYC - Keyspan Park
Daft Punk My Space
The Syndicate Electroma Update
Daft Punk's Website
Monday, June 18, 2007
Wonder if Byron Needed a Sock?
Byron Houston was a monster PF for the Okie St Cowpokes back in the late 80s/early 90s. He dominated the Big 8. His NBA career looked promising until he measured somewhere around 6'3 1/2 at a pre draft camp. He ended up being the prototypical college tweener. Too short to to play PF but not quick enough to play small forward. His NBA career fizzled after 4 seasons. From a tip from Withleather, Byron is back in the news and he looks quite the Master of his own Domain.
A woman called police around 5:45 p.m. Wednesday to report that a man was masturbating at an intersection in northwestern Oklahoma City, police Master Sgt. Gary Knight said. Officers found Houston in the driver's seat of a vehicle with his underwear on the floorboard, and the woman positively identified him, Knight said.
With some help from Mac G's buddy Hank Almond, it turns out Byron is a registered sex offender for an incident in 2003.
His sex offender status got him fired from a basketball camp last summer.
Poor Byron, where is a man to go for his needs in the early evening hours? What took Byron so long to "finish up?" He should have just asked to borrow a sock like the guy in this video. Never mind!
Byron Arrested
Sex Offender
Booted from Hoops Camp
"I'll Kill Everyone in the CLUB"
Troubled NFL star Adam "Pacman" Jones is wanted for questioning in a shooting early Monday at a DeKalb County strip club that left one man with minor injuries.
DeKalb police confirmed they want to talk to the College Park native, whose entourage got into an argument with three other men about 4:16 a.m. at Club Blaze
When the men with whom they argued left the club, Jones's entourage followed them in two vehicles police identified as a green Dodge Charger and a black Pontiac Grand Prix.
Someone from Jones' entourage allegedly shot into the vehicle they were following, Toledo said. Someone in the victim's car returned fire. One person in the victim's car suffered minor injuries from shrapnel, but refused treatment, Toledo said. The gunfire exchange happened near I-285.
It gets better. Atlanta's ABC affiliate has a report with first hand accounts from the victims, pictures of the gun holes, and this reported quote from a drunk belligerent Pac Man Jones."I'll Kill Everyone in the Club"
This just seems out of character for Pac Man to be involved in a verbal altercation at a strip club at 4am. No Fn WAY!! Oh, Pac Man has been arrested at Club Blaze before!
This incident is further evidence that no way Pac Man makes it through his NFL suspension without getting into more trouble and Mac G is starting to believe that he will never play in the League again. Pac Man must have a team of lawyers on retainer just waiting by the phone and their hourly billing rate is obviously way higher than his IQ.
Mac G would like to know if his questioning by police will go exactly like this IM conversation.
TV News Report
Club Blaze I-285 Shootout
Guns-n-Strippers 187 chat with Pac Man
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