"Hey Sarah Palin: I'm So Fn Scared of You"

This video is hilarious but I will forewarn that this song could be stuck in your head afterwards for a long time. Although I am too much of an transplanted east coast elitist to move to Canada if Palin became VP, the increased access to killer BC beasters is definitely tempting.



Hey Sarah Palin Tshirts.

Fox News Hates Math

Fox News continues to have a hard time hiding their biased balanced "reporting" and utter contempt for a potential Democratic victory next month. Even a stoner knows 7 is not half of 30.



HT: Blue Tidal Wave

Split?

Tailgating Weekend Recap

Some men are just inflicted with the worst case of white man disease.



This video is shaky and grainy but you can make out a bootie shaking at this UNLV tailgate.



My favorite part of this video is a drunk girl falling down on a girl already passed out on a couch.



I wonder how many of these UNLV pooners are students because every hot girl that I ever met in Vegas wanted money from me.


These tailgating chairs are pretty money.

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Soft Core Starbursts

Aside from a few jabs at Gramps McCain, I have tried to limit my political views on this site. I still strongly support Barry the Baller and I am eagerly anticipating a major GOP A$$ kicking on November 4th. I will leave it at that for now.

Keith Olberman comes across as a smug, snooty, condescending jerk but I love he speaks some truth to the Fox News propaganda power and calls out their BS. After viewing Sarah Palin's VP debate performance, Conservative writer Rich Lowry basically got a hard on and penned about his erection. Olberman's take on Lowry's woody is classic.



Here are Lowry's infamous masturbating musings:

I'm sure I'm not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, "Hey, I think she just winked at me." And her smile.

By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can't be learned; it's either something you have or you don't, and man, she's got it.

I hope little Richie was able to grab a sock.

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Mike Rogers from Kung Fu Monkey observation is spot on:

Modern American Conservatives have sunk to the intellectual and emotional level of the guy who thinks the stripper really likes him.

I feel your pain Starburst boy and I have fallen into the stripper trap a few times myself. The women at the "Pink Pony" in the ATL always send me into a dizzy spell.

One of my most impressive accomplishments in college was to score a stripper's digits from Dolls in Iowa City. Her name was "Courtney Heaven" and it was a pager. Good times!

This post is dedicated to my favorite anonymous commenter MH and hopefully it was the first time that KO made you laugh. Keep the GOP hope alive.

• When You Can't Tell Broder and Rich Lowry Apart

• And A Magnum of Champagne for My New Friend Trixie

• Barry the Baller

• "Pink Pony"

The Family Guy's Peter is Surfin' Bird

Props to by my boy BC for the vid.

Western Michigan Poon Knows How To Party

These videos have potential to make you dizzy and the background dance music is way off but the content is full of potty mouthed pooners tailgating. Oh yes and it is awesome.






Although the Hawkeyes should never lose to their football team ever, I have a higher respect for Western Michigan now.

For those that enjoy random meat head humor, the following video is for you.