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"Hey Sarah Palin: I'm So Fn Scared of You"

This video is hilarious but I will forewarn that this song could be stuck in your head afterwards for a long time. Although I am too much of an transplanted east coast elitist to move to Canada if Palin became VP, the increased access to killer BC beasters is definitely tempting.



Hey Sarah Palin Tshirts.

A Young Hillary Clinton

I can not get enough of these Obama/Hillary videos and this one is fantastic.

Shaq Lied, Kobe DOES Have Friends as Teammates

This looks fake but still pretty cool.


My recent trip to the Mountains reminded me that Kobe is still persona non grata in Colorado. It is not really a race hatred for Kobe considering Barry Obama rolled Hill Rat in their caucus awhile back. Coloradoans just think he is a rapist. That's All.


HT:Docksquad's Sports World

"If You Hit the Treadmill a Little More You Would be at the Front"

The ignorance and hate just oozes out of this cartoon character Dbag but he does put the fattie in her place at the end of the clip.



HT: The Discliples of Kaleb Krump

HT2: Don Chavez

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Global Warming

Who wants to doubt global warming now?



HT: The Disciples of Kaleb Krump

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Part II: No Country for Old McCain

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Federica Ridolfi: Spank Bankalicious

Obamamania has buoyed my spirits so I have decided to generate a good mood out of my readers. Hottie Hunter via Tasty Booze turned me on to this Italian beauty, Federica Ridolfi. I did some searching on YouTube and here are my Spank Bankalicious results.









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USC-WOOOOOOOOOOO

I missed the USC beat down of the Fighting Ron Zooks as I was traveling back home to reality. I knew the Trojans would drop the bomb on Illinois. My pathetic Hawks beat them but everyone needs to chill out on this USC is the best team crap. Take deep breaths and exhale ESPN pundits.

I am sure Vegas would make them favorite in a make believe BCS title game and they do have one of the most talented teams in the country but what is their biggest win this season? I can not think of one. Cal and ASU were straight up frauds.

Losing to a putrid Stanford should eliminate the Trojans from all consideration. They were beat at home to a 40 point under dog and that game should not even been close, no matter if Joe Frat boy was under center.

I would love to see UGA and USC actually play each other instead of the over matched foes that they dominated. I know you can make legitimate arguments against LSU and Ohio State too.

In the current crap system, the winner of the LSU/OSU should be crowned champion. I just hope the game is watchable, unlike most of this bowl season.

Growing up, New Year's Day used to be my favorite day of the year and somehow on Tuesday I was actually flipping back to the outdoor hockey game. What the F is going on?

Here are 2 Trojan fans who were happy with the big Rose Bowl Victory.




Quick thoughts:

• Yes, these girls are shockingly NOT blond.
• How did I ever in my life have actual conversations with girls in college? Giggle, Giggle, Giggle

• I really miss dorm rooms and I can not believe it has been so long since I have been in one. At Iowa, waking up in a girl's dorm room as an upper class men was a badge of honor that you shouted to everyone with a megaphone. Accomplishing this shack up feat while returning as an alumni was straight up legendary. I still hate the guy that calls Burge Hall his Hawkeye hotel. After God blesses me with all daughters, I feel destined to have some acid like flashback when I unpack her things at college on the first day. Those ones where I snuck out from the bunk bed at 7am, to never talk to the poor coed ever again. Ode to be 19 again.
  

• For obvious reasons, flexible chicks Rock

Powderpuff Puff Football Pow Wow

My boy JSmooth just sent me this great video of Powder Puff Football. I initially thought it would be a bunch of hot chicks in lingerie running around, "attempting" to tackle each other. I sure was mistaken.

While there are no skimpy hot underwear shots, the contents are still pretty entertaining and this game is no candy ass grabbing but a full on bizatch battle.

I see more fight out of these girls than most of the college teams that I followed this fall. The close line tackles are my favorite. No word if we can blame this tackling technique on Cowboys safety Roy Williams or not.



I found two other impressive Powder Puff Clips.

"Move bitch, get out the way, Get out the way bitch, get out the way!"


"OH NO! The fight's out I'ma 'bout to punch yo...lights out!"


For the record and my personal safety from these impressive Powderpuff players, I do not mean to call any of you ladies "bitches." It is Bizatch and my horrible attempt at slang humor.

Oh, if you do not like the lyrics to Luda's song, contact Bill O'Reilly. Once he is done attacking the attack on Christmas, I am sure he will find time to fuel some more outrage against his favorite whipping boy in Luda.

Need a Hot Chicks Video?

I usually do not like slide show videos but I made an exception. Today's Witch Hunt, I mean, Mitchell Report had me way too serious and scanning through 402 pages exerted an overload of energy on a Thursday afternoon.

I did not attend law school for a reason. Oh, the other was not wanting to be 150K-200K in debt and slaving out to some firm for years to pay it back.

Anyway, here is a video of some dude's picks for the sexiest sports announcers.