Levi Johnston Gets Crackin' with Wonderful Pistachios

The Emergence of Baby Daddy Levi Johnston on to the national celebrity scene has been pretty amusing to witness. Free Market Fundamentalists are definitely conflicted in watching the Alaskan Hockey Cock Gangsta get paid solely for knocking up the daughter of their "Family Values" hypocrite hero.

Paramount Farms has made a wise decision because I am sure this Pistachio nuts ad video is already burning up the tubes.



HT: The Daily What

Farewell Sarah Palin

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Gramps is Confused Again: "Where is Joe?"

Even for the right's typical fake populist campaign mascot standards, the continual GOP promotion of an unlicensed plumber, who owes back taxes and would get a much larger tax cut under an Obama presidency, is absurdly comical, The Daily Show writers (hire me?) have the easiest job in American today as the hypocrisy fueled humor just writes itself.



I hope Joe did not pair up with Sarah Palin, glossed the Whack Job Diva, by seriously "going rogue."
Joe’s a No-Show at McCain Rally

Hockey Mom Loves the Bling

The RNC paid 150K for Sarah Palin's outfits and her stylist was the highest paid McCain campaign staffer in early October at a total of 22,500.
Folksy Hockey Mom's do love the bling and I wonder if the her future son in law,Levi got in any new duds. For some reason, I see Mr. Gangster/Baby Daddy sporting baggy South Pole jeans and a FUBU hoodie.



The Palin family needs ink those reality show deals now before their negotiating power dwindles faster than her humorous VP candidacy.


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"Hey Sarah Palin: I'm So Fn Scared of You"

This video is hilarious but I will forewarn that this song could be stuck in your head afterwards for a long time. Although I am too much of an transplanted east coast elitist to move to Canada if Palin became VP, the increased access to killer BC beasters is definitely tempting.



Hey Sarah Palin Tshirts.

This Week in Blackness

Comedian Elon James White does these hilarious short bits called This Week in Blackness. This is the funniest episode yet and by far the best post VP debate coverage video out there. I just spit out my late afternoon java laughing.



This Week in Blackness

Wink Me Eyes

No wonder the first dude wanted to beat up his old business partner for some alleged hanky panky with his vixen wife because she gives off some serious "wink me eyes" signals. Her nickname is the "Barracuda."

Games for VP Debate

Palin Bingo looks Killa and I expect a "media blackout" to be an easy achievement.

The Palin-Biden drinking game could be very rough on your liver but mos def would spark up the 90 minute talking points gab fest.

Since there is a recent study out there reporting Mary Jane is less harmful than booze (shocking, ground breaking stuff eh?), you could just roll a spliff, puff it while fading away into your living room couch.

This could be a much better option for those who struggle listening to Hockey Mom's condescending nasal tone of lies(ME!) and Senator MBNA's notorious rambling oratory(America).

The Rude Pundit throws down a hysterical expletive filled debate preview of what in a perfect world Biden would spout off tonight. Word

Palin Bingo
Palin-Biden drinking game
Rude Pundit KILLS IT
Weed Chills more than Booze

McCain / Gunderson '08

"OH, GEEZ!"


HT: American Blog

GOP Vetting Emporium

Come for the vetting, stay for the tacos. Now with experience check included.

Juneau and John McBleeker

Listen to the this hilarious parody of the call John McCain when deciding to pick Sarah Palin as his running mate.

HT: Mad Props to Flatusyahu for coming out of retirement to deliver this awesome image creation.

Picture of the Day: Alaskan Village Edition

HT:The Edge of the American West

Only a short 18 moths ago, this was the political office of Wasilla Alaska Mayor Sarah Palin.

She is now a a heartbeat away from running the entire United States or should I say, "the lower 48." This is a very likely scenario considering the 72 year old John McCain could legitimately DIE at any moment and no one would be too surprised if his health did fail.

I will grudgingly refrain from listing the 20 plus odd links detailing the Jerry Springeresk episode angle of this VP selection. Palin's far right radical beliefs are scary enough.

For example, she is against all contraception, even for married couples!! Palin is against all sex education and wants public schools to teach kids that God created everything. She was also a member of an Alaskan party that currently wants to succeed from the Union. I know, WTF is going on in Alaska?

McCain met Palin once before trusting her to be his number 2, which is the same number of times Palin has used her passport to leave the country or should I say, Alaska.

You can find more info on the possible US President at this Vet Sarah Palin website by clicking on the main button.

A front A1 article in today's NY Times deftly describes the puzzling VP decision making process of McCain.

His judgement is more hurried and irrational then half the college football QBs that I was witnessed over the weekend trying to get plays off under the new clock rules.

James Carville thinks Wasilla City Hall looks like a Louisiana bait shop.



I think McCain just fell victim to the Cougar poon and her long sexy legs.



The old dirty dawg McCain looks like he way sizing up that pooper.