Friday, May 09, 2008

New Rolling Stone Cover

I opened my mailbox on Wednesday and out pops my weekly Rolling Stone magazine. This cover quickly made me triple take.

I do not watch the show at all so I will refrain from my usual sophomoric comments but it is Miss So Belle's favorite show and one of the few I allow her to add to the Tivo. (Top Chef, Ghost Hunters, New Project Runway, American Idol are the others)

Miss So Belle is mesmerized by these fake reality "actors." I have nothing more else to add other than the obligatory, "I would plow all four of them butt ass sober."

Carry On.

Have a "Raw Dawg" free weekend.

word, Mac G.

Here is a video of their Rolling Stone shoot.

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Pictures of the Day

These are shocking weather pictures from the recent Volcano eruption in Chile.

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Richie Sexson is a Punk

Mariners 1B Richie Sexson charges the mound after freaking out by a high fastball that was nowhere near his head. Rangers color man Tom Grieve deftly describes Sexson's cowardly act.

"That is a gutless six foot seven, 200 hitting, formerly good player, what a joke"

Sexson better be careful or the number one Rangers fan in America, President GW Bush, will sick the NSA on him for this punk behavior.

HT:Uncle Rico's Time Machine

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Thursday, May 08, 2008

Link Whores

  • Elisha Cuthbert's yummy bikini pictures are everywhere! Camel Tap
  • Why do only straight guys get to plow sex partners? Designer Marc Jacobs is tossing boy toys all over the place. Blog of Hilarity
  • I might start liking soccer just to appreciate these WAGs in their full glory. On 205th
  • UK is hating on the chronic with harsher laws that go against science. Sounds familiar. Brahsome
  • Survivor Babes almost pique my interest in this out of date reality show. Cuzoogle
  • I would bet my life that Tebow was banging Erin Andrews and half of Gainsville if he was not such good little church boy. Loser With Socks
  • Top 10 Unanswered questions of the Cedric Benson DWB arrest. Dude loves his mom, sun chips, and white chicks. Epic Carnival
  • According to my man Keith Olberman, Fox News spent several segments on this woman with gigantic breasts. They beat TMZ and Extra with the gutter ratings. Tasty Booze
  • Hot or Not winner revealed and we have a winner! Don Chavez
  • Which Simpson is hotter, Ashless or Jessica? Ashlee is looking damn good but Romo's squeeze is still more appealing. The World of Isaac

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Sorry I Missed Your Party

I always hear about some crazy stat that there are a millions of blogs out there and hundreds of thousands are created everyday.

Regardless if these numbers are credible, I am sure most of the blogs are crap anyway. Hell, I am still amazed people waste time on this URL, digesting my rants and attempts at low (HIGH!) brow entertainment.

My favorite blogs are the niche sites that pop up and make you go, "Damn, what a great idea, why didn't I think of that?"

The top ones that come to mind are:

  • TV Tan Line posts still pictures of Movies and TV shows.
  • Straight Cash Homey locates random jerseys still circulating as clothing attire. I might submit a picture of me chillin in my Bucks Big Dog jersey.

The fresh new brilliant site that I just discovered via Liberally Lean From the Land of Dairy Queen is called Sorry I Missed Your Party. It posts party pictures from Flickr and they are Fn Hilarious.

Here is a preview of some of the classic previews and the banter descriptions on the blog could be as funny as the pictures themselves.

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Pookie's still Cracking Funny Jokes

Chris Rock is currently on a US comedy stand up tour. This joke just cracked me up

"President Bush has Fd everything up so much, he's made it hard for a white man to become president!"

New York magazine compiled the top 6 jokes from his recent Madison Square Garden show.

1. Calling for a hit on Flavor Flav: "He needs to be killed. Flavor Flav must be killed. I'm serious" — because he worries that Republican operatives will try to use Flav to bring down Obama. "Would you vote for somebody who has anything in common with Flav?"

2. On his neighbors: "[My only three black neighbors are] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest singers of all time, Denzel Washington, one of the greatest actors of all time, and Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers of all time." His white neighbor? "A dentist. And he isn't like the greatest dentist in history either. I had to host the Oscars to get that house — a black dentist in my neighborhood would have to invent teeth."

3. On John McCain: "We don't need a president with a bucket list. Who's going to be his VP? A nurse?"

4. On Clinton's experience: "My wife, we've been married 10 years, but if she got on stage now, y'all wouldn't laugh at all."

5. On Obama: "We've never seen a black man so cool — that wasn't in the music business..." ...and Reverend Wright: "Have you ever met a 75-year-old black man in this country that wasn't angry? I mean, they have a few reasons."

6. On voting: "They don't want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn't vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come."

I could not find any vids of his new tour but I did locate an old goodie.

Chris Rock's website
Rock's MySpace page
Washington Post review of his show
Top Jokes at MSG

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"Hey, Ernie, Go F Yourself"

Someone needs to get Chuck a DVD of Anchorman. Ernie Johnson Rulz.

HT: Bally Hype/Odenized

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Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Vandelay Industries

If Art Vandelay's job as an importer/exporter was shipping NFL cheerleaders, then sign me up! More details on India's newest sideline cricket cheer babes at my recent post for Epic Carnival.

I fell in love with Bikini cricket earlier this year so maybe I need to give real cricket a chance.

You can download the above wallpaper at the Bangalore Royal Challengers cricket team's website.

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Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Happy Humpday: Aerobic Babes

I am downright giddy as my man Barry Obama overcame the haters, striking another potential knockout blow to the Clinton political machine. Finally, the Democrats can unite to fully expose John McFraud and prevent him from continuing the same disastrous policies of George W Bush.

I like to share in my good mood to my readers with this steamy aerobic babes vid. Killa!

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Pander's Box

I thought that I had the market cornered on shameless pandering until I witnessed Annie Oakley showering the Tar Heel and Hoosier states with her gas tax holiday mumbo jumbo.

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Annie Oakley's Drinking Again

Maybe this explains Hillary's bizarre, puzzling George Wallace like campaign behavior. She is all boozed up on the sauce.

The best repercussions of the Clintons' losing their power stranglehold on the Democratic party will be that clown consultants like Terry McAuliffe are no longer relevant in our political discourse.

The GOP loves McAuliffe because he lined his pockets while gutting the DNC and losing elections as head of the party.


Here is what will happen in the Democratic Indiana/North Carolina primaries today. I have seen this before somewhere, hmmmm.

Wake Me When it is over because I do not think I can spend another election evening watching those blowhards on cable news. It is hard enough consuming Nats/Orioles games on a nightly basis.

HT:Booman Tribune/ Talking Points Memo

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"Please Pour Burgundy Another Scotch, Hurry!"

I do not know if pop culture is ready for more antics of the San Diego's Channel 4 News team but Anchorman 2 appears to be a reality.

From an interview Anchorman director Adam Mckay:

Adam McKay: I'm looking to do another movie, I might do this other movie called Channel 3 Billion which is kind of this science fiction/Brazil type comedy.

Then after that, Will and I are like let's do Anchorman 2�so you're talking like 2 years maybe we'll do it. But we're going to do it, for sure.

Collider: That's like 100%?

Adam McKay: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're dying to do it. Unless we can't get the cast together, which is always kind of a tricky thing. But, I think, with that cast we're all friends, so yeah, we want to do it.

With so many iconic Anchorman one liners to chose from, which one do you roll with here now? This must be the feeling Tampa Bay head coach Jon Gruden has when salivating over QBs or Matt Leinart when he lines up coeds at Club "fill in the blank."

Milk 2 was a GREAT CHOICE! Entiendo español, Más whisky escocés en mi vientre Por favor!

Props to my boy Joe for the tip.

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Monday, May 05, 2008

Link Whores

  • Bears RB appears to have problems with BWB in Texas. (Boating While Black.) I figured an ex Longhorn star would get better treatment while returning to Austin. Clubhouse Cancer
  • If Marvin Harrison's Belgian assault weapon can be involved in a felony shooting, there are no limits to what can happen to people in sports. The Money Shot
  • I have been trapped in Orioles fandom since my father dressed me in infant O's gear. Dude is giving me horrible flashbacks with an Orioles all crap decade team. Simon on Sports
  • The world can never have enough hot chicks. Cuzoogle
  • I just learned what a Potato sack girl is and Iowa just went from the Hawkeye to the Spud state. Barstool Sports
  • When a girl's Myspace quote reads "If you’re going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair," she deserves instant link attention. Hottest Girl's of Myspace
  • "Hot or Not?" is one of the best games on the series of tubes. (I vote HOT) Don Chavez
  • This old man wants to be burried in a coffin that looks like a PBR can. They are using it as an cooler until he croaks. Awesome. Tasty Booze
  • The Cougardar is on overload with these sizzling Jennifer Anniston pix. On 205th
  • LSU QB went from potential stardom to broke with no scholarship. Brahsome
  • Older athletes might complain about the dramatic increase in the amount of money today's players make but at least they did not have to deal with fans snapping pictures of their exploits with camera phones and having them end up online. For the record, I approve of Matt Leinart's exploits, use of a beer bong and choice of women. Epic Carnival
  • I did not talk much about the NFL draft because well the coverage is already over done and all these rankings mean jack until about 3 or 4 years from now. The Packers in 1989 taking Tony Mandarich over Barry Sanders and Deion Sanders will follow me to my death. The Legend of Cecilio Guante
  • Over the weekend my Republican buddy who works for a Congressman was trying to blame the price of gas on the House Democratic leadership. He forgets about this guy and his long time family connections with the oil industry. Bright Black Internet
  • Van Wilder to marry Scarlett Johansson. Holy Taco
  • In case people need a remedy for their Cinco De Mayo hangover, Else Benitez can bring your buzz back. CO-ED Magazine

  • Amy Smart has black tape on her nipples. Hollywood Rulz. My Chill Pill

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Fitness Babes

Like most men, I am downright terrified of woman body builders. They possibly have bigger balls than me and would have me screaming "Uncle" in 2.2 seconds.

On the other hand, these fitness chicks are less intimidating and are much more appealing to the eyes. Check out the videos of the 2007 Miss Model Universe, Nicole Costa.

Here are some steamy pictures below, along with Costa's model fitness profile which contains other pix. I am still awaiting to be her MySpace BFF.

Nicole Costa's MySpace page

Costa's model fitness info
Another Video of Nicole sharing her secrets

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Death at the Derby

I watched Big Brown dominate the Kentucky Derby on Saturday and right afterwards I quipped about how the media's annual triple crown hype machine was now officially underway.

This storyline took a backseat as the place horse, Eight Belles, immediately was down on the track.

Initially, NBC reporters' were optimistic about the fillies injury and thought it could be a heart problem. The vets stoic response to Eight Belles' condition shocked me and I know fired up PETA's press operation.

WOW. The range of emotion from your horse being second place in the derby to death is whirlwind crazy.

Horses that get shocked and drugged piss me off more than having to make the difficult decision to put a horse down.

I grew up going to a track in Nebraska so I love horse racing. My mom worked part time there, resulting in me knowing how to exacta box horses before I learned the degrees of a right angle.

I hate crooked trainers/jockeys as well. (The CEO of the Nebraska track wrote my high journalism teacher a letter after I ripped the track in a high school newspaper column for being rigged.)

My most memorable story at my hometown horse track was getting into a screaming match with a jockey after I witnessed him during the homestretch, pull up the reins up on a heavily favored horse(1 to 2) he was riding to just finish 4th, out of the money and ruining all of my trifecta box bets.

I confronted the jockey while he was walking back to the paddocks and asked him how much he received by tanking.

The jockey responded to my criticism rather harshly, telling me that I needed to back to school. (I was a High School senior at the time, wisely enjoying my afternoons after class at the track. My favorite line to my friends was telling them that I was out for a spring sport, the horse track.)

Being a wise ass/know it all crude teenager, I repeatedly called him a crook and a midget. I thought about jacking the little hobbit but his eye level was below the 5 foot fence and I could not reach him.

My meat head friends did little to dose the altercation's flames and only encouraged my testosterone rage. Security eventually kicked me out and I never bet on a horse that swindler rode on again. Today, I hope he is struggling from his likely eating disorder and meth addiction.

True Story.

I apologize for the ramblings but hey, it is Monday and I thought it was much more entertaining of a story than discussing the ethical morality of horse racing.

In the upcoming weeks, the media and soap box pundits will provide ample coverage of that sanctimonious angle.

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