All Eyez On Me

My boy, Big Corn Oil, and I took our 14 year old hoops team to the Wizards/Bobcats game on Wednesday at the Verizon Center in DC. We scored a suite box for the teen crew and at the halftime entertainment, this little dribbling prodigy named Felix put on a show.

Lil Felix went with multiple balls and his handle is better than most teenagers. 

Pretty sik display eh?

The Zards edged out a W in a game of who did want to win, aka, UGLY and thus, making sure the 2008-9 Washington Wizards did not become the first team to not win one game in their division. Wiz were 0-14 with only 2 games left for losing history.
Some ray of hope for the franchise was Agent Zero getting his jumper nice in a full speed pre game workout. 

The only way this team gets back to playoff caliber is if Gil gets his All Star groove back. If not, they are screwed big time with the cap but Blake Griffin would help next year. :)

The first pick will prolly not materialize so then Wiz should trade down for a point guard like VCU's  Eric Maynor or gobble up Spain's Ricky Rubio if he gets his buy out to be in draft.  Both are Rondo like with the basketball and also, Tyreke Evans showed some NBA game in Memphis' upset loss to Mizzou. 

My Pitt title over Memphis in final is partially busted and the President is still beating me and so is Mike and Mike. UGH! 

Welcome to the Twittersphere

I really wish they would have ripped on the vanity of Congress and mainstream media embracing Twitter so rapidly in 2009 but this clever explanation video will do just fine.





HT: Cajun Boy in the City

Why I Dont Want a Daughter

This girl is will soon be working at a Pump n Pantry gas station in Nebraska. I would bet my life on it.



HT: Shining Star

Link Whores- Lil Mac G Edition

• Party Punch Fail Yep Yep

• Jennifer Ellison on a beach on Mauritius Observation Bubble

• Even the kicker for Texas pulls hot Horns poon. Busted Coverage

• Manny Pacquiao, arguably the best boxer in the world, freaked out as a teen when his dad ate his family dog. Graney and the Pig's Blog.

• American Idol Bikini Girl is still flashing skin. Don Chavez

• ESPN used a picture of Jose Canseco when reporting on Curt Schilling's retirement. Awesome! Nextround.net

• UF's Percy Harvin scored a paltry 12 on his Wonderlic test. Loser With Socks

• The newest Internet rapping phenomenon is "1/2 Price." It is a must view. Manofest

• A couple in Kentucky got hitched at White Castle. Harold and Kumar would be so amused. Blog of Hilarity

• White Boys quite often do have problems with dunking. Sportscrack

HT Picture: Tasty Booze

Cartoon of the Day-Pope Benedick

This cartoon clearly highlights my strong displeasure with the recent behavior of Pope Benedict XVI.

Internet Browsers via Women

Click on the image to read the funny"If Browsers were women."



HT: Another Bullshit Night in Suck City

Link Whores

• The New England Euphoria, Expansion Lingerie Football Team Holds Tryouts. The Angry T

• A helpful fix for Megan Fox junkies. Camel Tap

• Following the lead of record companies, Hollywood Studios are looking to make life shittier and less convenient for their customers in order to protect profits. Decline Hollywood Daily

• Alessandra Ambrosio Makes Little Boys And Big Boys Drool Alike. The Beer Goggler

• Photos of the volcano explosion in Tonga. Mondoweiss

• Marquette's head coach Buzz Williams should have been Td up for bumping into an official and his temper tantrum antics at the end of Eagles' loss to Mizzou. The constant whining to officials by college coaches after every call gets real old to watch. Coack K is the worst. Tirico Suave

• Doug celebrated his 4th anniversary of his excellent blog. Congrats man and Atlas Shrugged did suck monkey balls. Hey Jenny Slater

• Des Moines Sports Radio personality goes on a 4 letter tirade. This is how I feel about the rudder less basketball and football programs at Iowa. Huff Po

• A Rod linked to more paid whores. Cant Stop the Bleeding

• Bruce Willis married a 30 year old hot model. Dude is just a legend. Yep Yep