Friday, October 31, 2008

Off to Hunt Sooner Poon

I am headed down to Okie City for the weekend to chill with some hometown buddies and rage at the Nebraska/Oklahoma football game. My Sooner Poon Ninja camera skills will be on super stealth mode and MGsW loyal readers know how I roll.

Everyone have a great Slut O Ween weekend, get ripped, and try not to end up like this smashed pumpkin. word, Mac G

Sooner Poon Pictures from the great site, College Football Babes.

Stewie Rules the World and Plots Revenge

Trick or Treat

The Great Pumpkin House.

Thursday, October 30, 2008


I am unaware if manual labor is now beneath Joe the "wannabee country star/congressman/social security expert" but the McCain campaign desperately needs him to work on the tracks of this national TV trainwreck.

Wow, that sure made sense eh? These intellectual bankrupt smears are too much to take anymore and I feel obligated to sound off quickly.(Warning, Rant Coming)

These hacks just pollute the discourse with toxic falsehoods. The guy this Mike Goldfarb Dbag is railing about, Rashid Khalidi, is an esteemed Palestinian scholar and to smear him for political gain is pure McCarthyism. The McCain blow hard obviously does not even know what he is talking about and by the way, American Jews are supporting Obama by 52 points!!!
Obama must really be anti Semantic to roll up those high margins. What a Fn Idiot.

Read this post
from Middle East Professor and respected blogger, Juan Cole for a detailed smack down of the low and dishonest attacks on an international respected academic.

Scott Horton provides another insightful perspective on these latest absurd attacks and Barrett Rubin, of Jewish descent, has hosted him in his own home.

Eric Martin expands on the bigotry tactics and Hillzoy argues calling Khalidi a neo-nazi is beyond vile. Even the pro war hawk WPost editorial board believes this is BS.

I know this is way off topic but I could take this crap anymore and maybe someone out there would actually like to know the truth about the lives and accomplishments of those who are unfairly made as campaign scapegoats for cheap political points.

One final note, I initially felt bad for Joe the suckeye fan and being thrust into the spotlight was genuinely not his fault. When he would not shut his mouth and reveled in his notoriety by railing on Obama's public policies with ignorant statements, my compassion quickly faded.

Every time I listen to this tax evader speak, I get the same head banging feelings my friends on the right do while watching Ben Affleck or Janeane Garofalo gab about politics.( I can't stand them either.)

Plus, Joe does not even actually possess the characteristics his campaign prop image is supposed to represent as a business owner making 250K a year after deductions. I hope this guy personally cashes in on his William Hung fame but seriously, please go away soon.

Juan Cole
The New McCarthyism
Another myth fallen: Obama's "Jewish problem"
Rubin: My Friend, the "Neo-Nazi"
If You Have a Racist Friend, Now Is the Time for That Friendship to End

Gramps is Confused Again: "Where is Joe?"

Even for the right's typical fake populist campaign mascot standards, the continual GOP promotion of an unlicensed plumber, who owes back taxes and would get a much larger tax cut under an Obama presidency, is absurdly comical, The Daily Show writers (hire me?) have the easiest job in American today as the hypocrisy fueled humor just writes itself.

I hope Joe did not pair up with Sarah Palin, glossed the Whack Job Diva, by seriously "going rogue."
Joe’s a No-Show at McCain Rally

My New Gmail Pix

I was enjoying Happy Hour last Friday at a downtown DC tavern when I noticed the paramedics roll in. A business man, likely in his late 40's or 50s, was their target. I was shocked that this was going down right near me because I never witnessed any commotion or your usual vomit/sexual harassment/falling down experience.

The man was sitting at the bar, barely coherent and clenching his scotch glass with an iron first. Eventually, the medics wheeled him out on the gurney. Quickly, the bar patrons went back to pounding cheap beers and watching young drunk professional chicks dry hump each other.

The reason this story came to mind was after this same scenario played out to John Daly at Hooters except Daly resisted and was thrown in the clink to sober up.

Daly has been my favorite golfer forever and it appears he can not overcome the demons in his life. Or simply, he should have ate more wings to wash down his 10 jack and diets.

What is up with America that we continually find compassion and love for the fat gambling alcoholic, who continually screws up but we absolutely loathe and hate the strip club loving drunk idiot like Pac Man Jones?

Then again, this is the same America that allows Joe "the wannabee plumber" to have a publicist/agent looking to secure him a country music deal and gives this tax avoiding schmuck a TV platform to bash Obama over about Israel and social security. Joe wants to talk about foreign policy? Is this a Joke? Even Fox News came to defend Obama from Joe's ignorance so you know this dude is beyond clueless.

Sorry, that was insult to all of schmucks out there like myself. word, Mac G.

UPDATE: Cajun Boy is really pissed about Joe the wannabee plumber's mouth.

Speaking of Joe the Plumber, something just dawned on me...I really want to kick his fucking ass! Seriously, I'm one of the least violent people you'll ever meet but each and every time I see or hear this oafish dipshit sheepishly mumbling his little talking points into any microphone that's shoved into his face that Sean Hannity probably writes for him each day, I feel myself suddenly overcome with a visceral bloodlust. I want to make him squeal like a pig by repeatedly pummeling his big stupid head with my fists.

Dude is perhaps the most annoying sack of shit to enter American politics since...since...nobody...he IS the most annoying sack of shit to ever enter American politics. Anyone who says the things that he says without ANY basis in fact whatsoever, then never gets challenged on it because he's an "ordinary citizen just speaking his mind," and then refuses to back it up all when someone finally does nut up and ask some questions by invoking the pussy move to end all pussy moves..."well, I'm just expressing how I feel personally and people can go out and make their own decisions."

Bullshit fuckface!

What evidence do you have that Barack Obama as president would lead to the death of Israel? His name? Bill Ayers? Let's hear it asshole! Because he has been absolutely unequivocal in his support to this point in time.

How bout bout I say something I feel right about know...Joe the Plumber is a kid-fucker. Yep, he is. Totally. He fucks little boys. Blind ones. In their innocent, tight little assholes, he fucks them. How do I know this? Well, I'm not gonna get into that, but you people can go out and make up your own mind about whether or not you think Joe the Plumber is a kid-fucker. But, you know, he totally is.

I want this fucker in a steel cage, mano y mano. He can wear his little Ohio State sweatshirt that he's always sporting around, I'll throw on my purple LSU hoodie.

Joe the Plumber needs his fucking ass whipped.

Cajun Boy Sounds Off

The Daily Show: Going Rogue, staring who know who!!

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Congrats World Series Champs

I have nothing against Philly or their fans except for hating Freddie Mitchell for the 4th and 26. Congratulation Phillies on your remarkable championship run and 28 years has been a long time. Maybe the Orioles will get their crap together before I die in order to experience the prideful jubilation of calling your team the best in baseball.

The Rays deserve mad credit for a historic season and their talented nucleus has them set up for a long successful run.

Here are some fellow Blogger Philly peeps that should be ripping it up tomorrow.
The 700 Level
Crash Burn Alley
Local Philly Radio Station

Picture Credit, Yahoo News

Hate vs Hope

The Hate:

The Hope:

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Heff Always Trades Up

Hef is the Fn man. The legend can barely talk anymore but he still scores new twins. Warning, I could barely make it through this vid.

HT: Huff Po

Keep on Truckin

This video is for the Obama peeps out there to make sure they are not over confident with the porn polls and encourage them to plow towards the historic victory in one week.

I am feeling in a Grateful Dead mood so here is a song from the 1972 Copenhagen show.

Link Whores

  • Bono is partying with bikini clad teenagers. Dark Hat
  • Compilation of some really funny pictures. Yep Yep
  • Giving Condi Rice an executive job with the 49ers is a terrible idea but maybe the team loves the loser stench of Bush Administration employees. W's lone business success in life was fleecing tax payers to build the Ballpark at Arlington. Graney and the Pig's blog
  • The hottest girls with douchebags creator is getting sued over his book for emotional distress by girls pictured in his July literary release. Those dudes running those poon sites could be next. Brahsome
  • After finding out that Las Vegas declared the Phillies the winner last night, maybe someone spiked my drink with DMT because I swore BJ Upton scored to make it 2-2. LVRJ
  • It turns out Barry the Baller talks mad smack during pick up games and I love that Barry O laid on thick to a former Dukie, Chris Duhon. Machochip

Monday, October 27, 2008

"It is Time to Drill Baby, Drill Hard and Drill Deep"

This clip of a Palin porn reading from the UK's "The Graham Norton Show" cracked me up.

Wassup, 8 Years Later

I just realized after watching this video that my Wassup red hat could be a collector's item some day.

Link Whores

  • 15 great Sportscasting Bloopers. On 205th
  • Marissa Miller Plays Softball in Remington Ad, Looks Attractive Doing It. The Angry T
  • Kobe, A-Rod, Phelps & Tony Hawk in a new Guitar Hero commercial. Salty Milk
  • The list of Vegas Odds to win the NBA 2008/2009 Regular Season MVP. Cuzoogle
  • The correct instructions of how to do a Louisville Chugger at your next tailgate. Tailgating Ideas
  • Someone needs to inform Rachel Bilson that females believe the 10/31 holiday is known as Stripoween. The Blog of Hilarity
  • GMoney breaks down the losers of the past weekend in his hilarious and cynical way. He makes me laugh every time I read one of his posts. The Money Shot
Oh, I just want to be on the record that Mike Singletary should have made J.T O'Sullivan go back to the locker room. That bum QB cost me an easy fantasy victory. My 2 QBs, Romo and Rodgers, were unable to play so I picked O'Turnovermachine like a hungover moron on a Sunday morning.