Friday, April 04, 2008

Link Whores

  • Great picture to remind that Florida is not flat but it is just full of teachers who want to fellatio teenage boys. Bright Black Internet
  • UK basketball groupie speaks on what makes her tick/suck/swallow. Busted Coverage
  • A video tribute to the upcoming termination of Knicks GM Isaiah Thomas. Angry T
  • Slide show of O faces or faces from soccer players scoring goals. Details Blog
  • Martin Scorsese’s film, "Shine a Light" about the Rolling Stones hits Imax's theaters this weekend. It looks pretty Brahsome.
  • Video proof of the Raptors getting screwed as the clock started too early and disallowed a last second game winner. Cuzoogle
  • Advice on how to take one for the team from my favorite baseball instructor, Ron Stilanvoich. Loser With Socks
  • Unless I am in a groove or bombed on hard booze, my first bullet always fires rather quickly. However, once the 2nd bullet is loaded back up, it is ON! Bowlegged Woman Time! A study says that endurance may not be the most important thing in sex life. Blog of Hilarity.
  • The UCLA Bruin Cheerleaders always put a smile on my face and I love it when CBS highlights a hot bruin cheer poon I already have featured/ogled on MGW. Oh, you are welcome. Insomniac's Lounge
  • Pictures of lazy eye Stuart Scott partying with Chuck Barkley and Mr. Belding. Don Chavez
  • Jenn Sterger just will not go away but I love her in this bikini. On 205th
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Thursday, April 03, 2008

Chicago's Earth Day MC

For some reason this news can not amuse me anymore.

I stumbled upon the host of the upcoming Earth Day music festival in Chicago and wrote about it on Epic Carnival.

Even though Kneckbeard scorned my Hawks by going out of state to attend Purdue and QBs the Packers NFC North rival, I respect how this kid rolls. I am glad he at least recognizes humans' role in warming the planet unlike scumbags like Senator James Inhofe.

More importantly, I admire Kneckbeard whiskey guzzling ability.

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Zards are Cursed

Last night Agent Zero returned to the court for the first time in over 5 months and the reviews are mostly positive with Arenas racking racking up 17 points in 18 minutes.

However in true Wizards fashion, they lost on a last second shot to an inferior team. Check out the painful game winner.

To more pour salt into the Zards fans' wounds, starters Antwan Jamison, Caron Butler and Deshawn Stevenson all were injured in the game. Twan and Stevenson went down on the same play with only a few seconds remaining!

Stevenson sprained his ankle but Jamison's injury could be more severe as he sprained his shooting shoulder.

I have no idea why but the NBA shaman just hates the Wizards.

The Sporting Blog's take on the injury debacle.
Mr I/Hipster witnessed the dagger at Bar Pilar.
DC Sport's Bog.
Depressive times again in the Bullets Forever community.

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Wednesday, April 02, 2008

I am No Fool

Here are a few of my favorite attempted April Fool's Day blog posts from yesterday.

Jake over at Bullets Forever had me for a millisecond that Wizards Forward Oleksiy Pecherov(Opec for short, or Baby Stewie) was arrested after the Wizards/Jazz game trying to pick up a hooker.

I quickly realized in Mormon white bread Utah that locating prostitutes have to be as rare as finding a good starfuks barista there. Google News Alert picked up his joke as real and thus proving that computers do not have a sense of humor.

Bugs and Cranks, a great baseball site, wrote a clever post about finally getting an email interview with Steve Bartman. Yes, that Bartman.

Even though I questioned the peculiar parts where Bartman stated he has had several girlfriends since the foul ball incident and he attended the Cubs/Diamondbacks playoff series without a disguise or body guard detail for that matter, the joke clincher for me was when Bartman quipped that he studied Krav Maga, an Israeli army combat techniques, to protect himself. This detail reeks in bull crap and wittiness.

One of my favorite new blogs is Stuff White People Like and they busted out a classic for Fool's Day. They detailed a sarcastic fake post about Target buying their blog and some of the one liners are hysterical.

I thought the New York Knicks finally hiring a real basketball man to run their franchise after the current Isiah Thomas debacle was a joke but no, it is real.

Knicks CEO James Dolan must have thought with all the recent political sex scandals in the New York area, he could risk Zeke exposing those blackmailed pictures he had of him for all of these years. It is the only rationale I could think of Dolan keeping Thomas and his record of futility around for so long. Rewarding such poor performance is usually just reserved for incompetent Bush Administration officials.

Hey Matt Millen, be afraid, be very afraid.

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Tuesday, April 01, 2008

The Bruno Movie

Bruno was always my favorite Sacha Cohen character on the Ali G show. Here is the Fashion Polizei in action.

Universal Studios put up a cool 42 million for the rights to a movie centered around Bruno.

The rumored movie title is Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt.

Bruno made an appearance at the Wichita Kansas over the weekend and airport officials ordered the film crew to leave after Bruno started to kiss passengers. Here is a video from the airport.

Some people hated the movie about Borat but I found it hilarious and I think Cohen is a comedic genius.
The Bruno Movie

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Two Curly W's and a Goose Egg

I was flying back to the Nation's Capitol on Sunday night during the Nat's season opener and first regular season MLB game ever at the new stadium.

Here is an example of the text messages blasted my way when I landed.
"New stadium looks awesome"
"Bush got served sum boos!"
"Bar in center is sweet"
"O's released Jay Gibbons, go nats"
"Guzman gets 1st hit @stadium, INSANITY!"

There were several other mundane inquisitive texts but you get the point as fans were excited for Nats baseball. Seriously? Pinch Me because I'm a drunk Irish!

By the time I reached my pad and turned on the game for the score, Ryan Zimmerman's sick walk off was already completed. The bros at Mister Irrelevant have the cool video.

The Nats followed up the dramatic win with a slug fest victory in Philly on Monday. Does this mean what I think it means? OH YES, 2-0, MLB leaders!

This is the first time the Nats have been above .500 since October 1, 2005, when a loss to the Phillies dropped them to 81-80.

I am sure the nAAAts will come back at some point but hey, spring is an optimistic time. Do I dare say 3-0?

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Need a Life Coach?

Two Danny Bonaduce posts in row seems excessive but please trust me that I think Danny Bonaduce is a Dbag and I am not on his PR payroll.

VH1 loves to promote burnout "celebs" in their shows and see Flavor Flav, Bret Michaels, and casts of Surreal Life as reference.

During my "research" of Bonaduce's new show promoting child exploitation, I came across a set of hilarious cartoon videos staring Bonaduce as a life coach.

Here are a few of my favorites.

Pam Anderson weds the Hoff.

Romo or Romeo?

Ripping on Perez Hilton

A WHITE Christmas with Amy Winehouse

The Real Danny gives advice.

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I Know My Kid will be in Rehab

This is not an April's Fools Joke but there is a new VH1 TV show hosted by Danny Bonaduce called "I Know My Kid's a Star." I could care less about the plot of the show and these kids are destined to be spoiled drug brats. Here is visual proof.

This mother seems stripper hot but at closer peak, she is vampire like and yes, still a whore too.

The first picture is of one of the girl contestant's puking after Bonaduce described the life of a child star. Check out the video.

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Pictures are from the VH1 Blog

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Monday, March 31, 2008


My man Dan Froomkin sums up the boos GW Bush received after throwing out the ceremonial first pitch to open National's park.

Seventy percent of the country thinks he sucks at his job. What did people expect? I agree with Deadspin's Will Leitch that Bush is actually alright to listen to when he is talking about baseball and seems to thoroughly enjoy the discussion more so than coming up with other words to describe the economy without using the dreaded "recession" label.

I have been arguing for years that Bush knows more about the Ranger's bullpen than small stuff like the difference between a Sunni and Shia.

I understand the need for hobbies to blow off some steam but I do not think people elected Bush for his astute dedication to breaking down WHIP stats.

Here is Froomkin

There's a reason President Bush almost never appears before members of the general public: They really don't like him.

Despite the delirious mood of Washington Nationals fans on opening night at their new stadium, Bush was greeted with loud boos when he came to the mound to deliver the traditional first pitch.

Video from the Washington Times indicates that the boos were lusty. An ESPN video, via, is more of a mixed bag of boos and cheers. But in additional Youtube videos from fans in right field and high above first base the boos had it.

It was a rare moment for Bush, who avoids public expressions of disagreement by appearing almost exclusively before carefully selected audiences. In fact, this is the first time in years I can recall him appearing before the unscreened masses. Far more typical are events like his most recent Thanksgiving address. As I wrote then, even when he was talking about something as uncontroversial as the essential goodness of our country, he wanted his audience prescreened for obsequiousness.

Back during Bush's Social Security barnstorming, University of Texas political scientist Jeffrey K. Tulis noted: "Certainly, in the past, presidential advance teams have on occasion taken steps to assure friendly audiences. It has not been uncommon for presidents to seek invitations to speak at friendly venues. But systematically screening audiences. . . . may be a new phenomenon, and one that the president should be asked to defend and justify in terms of his constitutional obligations."

Truly, it's one of the most blatant, indefensible examples of how Bush has turned his into the most divisive of presidencies.

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"Use Fn ERP!"

Denver is still riding their Colorado Rockies 07 high and fans are pumped for the 08 season. The only thing I witnessed rivaling the excessive Rox hype was the aggressive behavior of white panhandlers in Denver.

These poor down trodden souls layered their sob stories on extra thick. "I ran out of money to go back home to Reno" or "My truck broke down and needs fixing," or "My ex wife sold my things to this pawn shop and need to get them back." blah, blah, blah.

I am used to the East Coast bums who just ask for 20 cents and usually refrain from long tales of bull crap. My favorite DC beggars are the ones who make signs simply asking for booze money. I respect their honesty and need for cheap liquor.

Anyway, I read in Sunday's Denver Post that Rox OF Brad Hawpe took part in a hilarious commercial for Easton and there was a YouTube video. Check it out and Ron Stilanovich is awesome.

I am sure this video is on other blogs and I apologize for not linking but I am too lazy to google search.

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Back to Life, Back to Reality

I just returned from a much needed 9 day vacation in Colorado. Rado for spring break brah!

I mastered snowboarding and blowing disposable income. My body aches as this tree over the weekend got in the way of my Flying Tomato impression.
My liver, lungs, and wallet all have seen better days too.

I know 20 readers have missed out on my typical futile attempts at clever humor and entertainment. I apologize that you had to use the normal time spent carousing this site on other more concrete things like work, school, or (GASP) paying more attention to your significant other. Seriously, my bad.

April is a great time for sports with Opening Day, Final Four, Masters, NBA playoff stretch run, NFL draft, and College football spring games. Oh, everyday is great for hot poon.

I am back in the saddle and once I completely shake off this mild concussion, my rants will be back to normal. Giddy Up!

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