Friday, September 12, 2008

Bodhi and Johnny Utah are BACK!

My boy BC just passed along the info that a sequel for the movie classic Point Break is in the works. The title will be "Point Break Indo. Both Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves are secured for the flick. Here is a quick synopsis from

When Billy Dalton, military special ops and star surfer, is disqualified from the pro-surfing tour, he takes off for the coast of Bali looking for the perfect wave. While there he’s recruited by a private security force who are trying to find a gang known as The Bush Administration, surfing outlaws and modern day pirates who work like “The Ex-Presidents,” a bank robbing crew from Malibu twenty years ago.

Killer! Nobody Rides for Free!!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

DC Celebrity?

One of the "perks" of living in political dorkville world is being able to attend certain unique events with politicians and media "celebs." My friend hooked me up with a free ticket to the funniest Celebrity in DC comedy contest.

Former GOP Prez hopeful Mike Huckabee won the event with some hilarious true stories of dumb ass Americans coming up to him in public places now. The Reverend told us to get smashed so he would be funnier. He blasted Romney pretty good too by saying Romney had more positions on issues than underage Chinese gymnasts.

Libertarian Prez candidate Bob Barr was in the house, rolling with a 5 deep dude entourage. I could not stop laughing about his suited crew around him.

The real winner was the Politico's Video blogger, James Kotecki.The video is hard to determine some of his lines but it was a funny performance. My favorite lines were him talking about Huck and evolution/ Bob Barr with the pothead vote.

The last line about Sarah Palin was classic, which unfortunately he edited out. Paraphrasing, "We know you picked Palin cause you would hit it but that does change the fact that she don't know shit!"

Here is the Huckster ripping it up.

A judge from Time magazine recapped the event.

I will have full recap of the even later with videos/pictures. The Huckster and I had a Polaroid moment.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

The Caribbean Cheetah Stalks Another Victory

Usain Bolt is my new favorite athlete and I bet he gets super crunk in the Jamaican dance clubs. Here is his latest 100 meter victory in Belgium, post Olympics.

HT: Awful Announcing

Picture of the Day

This Ohio Church unfortunately hates steamy girl on girl action. I do no think there could be a better Segway to linking a Savage Love column.

Savage Love, Dan Savage, was on last week's Bill Maher show and my favorite line was when he said only "straight" men go to public rest stops, parks and bathrooms for gay sex. Open gay men can get blow jobs at home. Awesome

Dear Savage Love,

I am a 30-year-old woman. My boyfriend and I got together when we were 15. It was—and remains—an intense and extraordinary intellectual compatibility. He's the funniest and smartest person I have ever met. There is a lot of good stuff here.

Okay, cutting to the chase: I have never slept with another man and I don't want to. I no longer want to have sex with him and have been having sex with women behind his back. I have long been attracted to women and suspect I would have been in a relationship with one by now if my life took a different path.

I love my boyfriend, his family, our friends, our life. But nothing makes me feel more "me" than lying next to a woman after we have gotten each other off for hours. Do I come out, wreck my life and his, all because of one small part of who I am? Or do I stop being an unfaithful bitch and make things work with the man I love?

Why Do I Have To Dig Chicks?

First off, WDIHTDC, no one has to dig chicks. It's an elective, not a course requirement. (Except at Evergreen, of course.)

Now, seeing as you and your boyfriend are young enough to get out there and find new partners relatively easily, and seeing as this man who you profess to love has a right

(1) not to be lied to for the rest of his life and (2) not to be cheated on for the rest of his life and (3) to be with a woman who actually wants to have sex with him, there's only one course of action here. Thank your boyfriend for his years of faithful service—honor his service—and cut his ass loose.

If you play your cards right, WDIHTDC, you may be able to keep your ex, his family, and your mutual friends in your life.

But if you continue to lie and cheat and munch carpet on the down-low, and you get caught and outed, it's unlikely that your ex, his family, and your mutual friends will want to see your lying, cheating, carpet-munchin' face ever again.

I just read the advice you gave to the kid married for six months. His wife bought a strap-on once he brought up anal. You threw a line in there about Western Washington University and Bend Over Boyfriend, an instructional video about pegging.

Are you implying that the WWU girls are into this? I live 10 minutes from the main campus and would love to find a dominant pegger. Just don't know how I would even begin the conversation.

Submissive U-Peggee

Did I say that WWU shows Bend Over Boyfriend as a part of freshman orientation? I may have misspoken. Or mistypen. It's just that I recently gave a speech at WWU, and the students there asked so many questions about pegging during the Q&A that I just assumed that Bend Over Boyfriend is shown to incoming classes at that fine institution of higher learning. (And I'm not saying that it shouldn't be shown, only that it isn't.

It most definitely should. Indeed, Bend Over Boyfriend should be shown continuously in every frat house in North America from late August through early June.)

But I would beg you, SUP, not to stalk WWU's campus in search of a dominant pegger. If you're having trouble finding a pegger through normal channels (surfing the web, asking women you're dating, hanging out at Wendy's), SUP, then you'll just have to rent one.

HT: Balloon Juice/Yglesias

Monday, September 08, 2008

U Dub got Fd in the A

The BYU/Washington game last Saturday first caught my eye because of 20 hot sorority girls celebrating UDub's first TD. The game went back and forth with both team's crowds being really into the action. It appeared someone had spiked the BYU fans drinks with caffeine.

BYU scored late to go up a TD and Washington responded with a last second drive. Here is how the waning seconds played out.

God forbid 20 year olds would get excited after scoring a TD in front of thousands of screaming fans? I was complaining about this stupid rule after week one and it is unfortunate for both teams that there was not OT to settle this classic contest.

People can stick their rule book excuses up their ass because we all know this is a highly subjective call. There clearly was no taunting or excessive celebration but some trigger happy geezer ref looking to over officiate and thus, decide the outcome of the game.

My morning java has not kicked in so I am unable to go off on the NCAA right now sucking the fun out of the game and trying to turn their exploited college football athletes into drones.

HT: The Wiz of Odds

Choking the El Paso Chicken

Two lovebird fans took in the UTEP/Texas game on Saturday.

Can I get some extra hot sauce with this order?

Video HT: Everyday Should Be Saturday

Picture HT: TV Tanline

Sunday, September 07, 2008

Weekend Recap of Tailgating Poon

How do I love football, tailgating and technology.

I am impressed with the on and off the field talent of both South Florida and Central Florida. The obligatory drunk dude screaming "Put it on You Tube" always provides mocking humor.

In Madtown, there was a "pregnant" chick with a big rack slamming Bud Lights, killer.

Did she just say "Deep Throat and Spit it Out everywhere?" Swallowing Action is ALWAYS the best policy for any situation.