Friday, October 17, 2008

Lil O'Reilly

I never linked to the O'Reilly/Frank shout fest because 2 grown men yelling at one another is not really entertaining. Now Lil O"Reilly brings mad humor.

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Thursday, October 16, 2008

"Squeal like a Pig"

This whole South Park episode was so twisted and funny that I felt obliged to post one part from it.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Barry the Baller as Batman

Batman and the Joker debate.

Batman picture HT: Cajun Boy in the City
HT:Reuters via Yahoo News

Emotional Clemson Tigers Fan

When Iowa Hawkeyes coach Kirk Ferentz finally takes his bloated contract, crappy play callers, and mediocre record out of Iowa City, I will be pounding celebratory shots.

I could write 2000 words to back up my reasoning but hardly anyone wants to read about the internal workings and history of the average Hawkeye football program. (Motor City Bowl, here we come!!)

Unlike my cynical view, Tommy Bowden's departure pulls at the emotional strings of this Clemson Tigers fan.

I would make fun of him but that would be just mean in his tragic time of loss. How is this fan supposed to get over not being able to miss out on the ACC championship game every season? Also, he will never be able to eat a peach or tangerine from a bowl ever again.

One the bright side, naked pictures of Tommy's daughter will be permanently on the tubes.

Old White Man Dance Killin It

I am plowing through life at a speedy rate so I highly doubt that I will still be able to pull off these dance moves at this guy's age. Plus, I admire the big balls of the old man Blue to wear his Gator gear in the middle of an enemy LSU tailgate.

If this situation arises, I might be able to pop some pills to rock with a Gator pooner.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Hippie Poon Part Deuce

Back by NO demand is another installment of hot Hippie Poon. These lovely pooners are from this past summer's All Good Music festival on a mountain top in West Virginia. I need to get a free pass for next year's festie after all of the free pub that I am about to bring All Good.

More is coming!

Hippie Poon Part 1

Monday, October 13, 2008

Link Whores

  • Two men save the lives of a crashed plane while playing golf. Steady Burn
  • The University of Idaho hates our American identity by forcing cheerleaders to cover up more skin. Busted Coverage
  • Porn Star and former Cali Governor candidate Mary Carey mugs for the camera with a MLB baller. Don Chavez
  • Jessica Alba has already lost her baby weight in these smoking bikini pictures. On 205th
  • The Google G phone is finally a reality with the release by TMobile. Tasty Booze
  • DJ Mick proposes the question: Would You Sleep with Jillian Grace? I could never touch David Spade's sloppy seconds. Bright Black Internet
  • Seven Seinfeld Spin Offs that should have happened. Uncoached

The Last Beer in the Fridge

There are simple easy rules in life. Do not mess with a man's meal, remote control, last smoke or booze. I imagine this is exactly how this battle would play out if someone grabbed my final Miller High Life.

HT: DC Scrap

Thievery Corporation

Thievery Corporation is one of my favorite music artists and they are iconic cultural figures here in DC. Thievery Corp has a new album out called "Radio Retaliation." They sat down with Jambase for an interview.

Their response to a DC question describes perfectly the environment that I reside in and the Dbags I rip on Mac G's World.

Living in D.C. you're right in the thick of American politics. What impact does that geographical location have on your daily life?

D.C. is a surprisingly nice and beautiful city; with perhaps more diversity than any I've visited in the U.S. - only Toronto seemed more culturally diverse. This international flavor certainly piqued our interest in global sounds and travel from an early age.

At a local used book and record shop, I often find collectible Brazilian records and other gems. On the down side, it really is Hollywood for ugly people. The people in power are some of the slimiest individuals you can meet, and the young people who come to D.C. to work in politics are so fucking naïve it's startling.

Stay Classy H Town

My DC United friends have problems with the team's goalie, Louis Crayton, but it has to do with his sporadic play and gambling style in goal. The team has been slumping and needs victories in their last 2 matches to make the MLS playoffs.

East Coast elitists are so warped that we actually judge human beings on their merits, instead of ethnic backgrounds. People in Texas have other disturbing issues with Crayton:

D.C. United goalkeeper Louis Crayton was chatting with well-wishers outside the club's locker room following a 0-0 tie with the Dynamo on Sunday night when, he said, a Houston fan directed a racial slur at him.

Crayton, who is black, leapt over a barrier and attempted to confront the man before security and United General Manager Dave Kasper restrained the native of Liberia.

"It is so sad that he would say that to me," Crayton said. "I am saying hi to the fans and he walked up to me and told me, 'Hey, you're a monkey, go back to the jungle.'

I told him, 'Hey, you can't say that to me. I am not a monkey, I am a human being like you.' I jumped over to ask him why he insulted me, and he kept going."

Let us play some Jeopardy real quick. Racsim for 800. The current location to see a person of color compared to a monkey. "Where is a McCain/Palin campaign rally?" You are correct.

I really would like educate these folk yelling "socialists" that our U.S. government just nationalized multiple major corporations and is about to buy large amounts of capital stake in the U.S. banking system. There is no word to describe this government activity other than socialism. However, I fear they would scream "commie" and call out my patriotism. Oh Well.

Most of those in line would likely repeat the Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity lies of blaming just Fannie Mac and Freddie Mae for the world's economic troubles. Of course, with everything that comes out of these partisan jackasses mouths, this is just not true. Read this great McClatchy story about the whole mortgage mess.

This is another amazing resource read to use to filter out all of the Economic disinformation running wild in the media world.

Email those links to your friends and family members because in order to have much needed honest political discourse in this country, especially in this crazy time, it must be based in facts and not false scapegoats.

I will get back to Poon and random entertainment shortly. Carry On.

Happy "Columbus Hated the Indians Day" too.

The Weekend in Tailgating Recap

Poon shots were limited on my weekend findings of tailgating mischief but these vids are heavy on the funny.

Skins' fans feel exactly like this woman today.

This UGS dude's stache and dance moves are both equally impressive.

This could be the coolest bike cop ever as he foreshadowed Florida trouncing LSU.

Who says white men (Me) can not groove?