The Birther Movement Finally Makes Sense

HT: Balloon Juice

Internet Browsers via Women

Click on the image to read the funny"If Browsers were women."



HT: Another Bullshit Night in Suck City

"Daddy took me to the Dentist"

In 10 more years with a serving of psychedelic veggies and this kid will recite the same exact quote at the climax point of his trip.

"Is this going to be forever?"



HT: Hail Mary Jane

The Joe Biden VP Plate

This is some funny stuff.

Old Lady Loves Caffeine

This old woman must have read about the Mormon Church funding bigotry against the rights of gays.
Warning, Curse Words.


Although I support financial payback towards the Mormon Church, I am still excited for the new season of Big Love.

"It is Time to Drill Baby, Drill Hard and Drill Deep"

This clip of a Palin porn reading from the UK's "The Graham Norton Show" cracked me up.

The Weekend in Tailgating Recap

Poon shots were limited on my weekend findings of tailgating mischief but these vids are heavy on the funny.

Skins' fans feel exactly like this woman today.



This UGS dude's stache and dance moves are both equally impressive.



This could be the coolest bike cop ever as he foreshadowed Florida trouncing LSU.


Who says white men (Me) can not groove?

"Hey Sarah Palin: I'm So Fn Scared of You"

This video is hilarious but I will forewarn that this song could be stuck in your head afterwards for a long time. Although I am too much of an transplanted east coast elitist to move to Canada if Palin became VP, the increased access to killer BC beasters is definitely tempting.



Hey Sarah Palin Tshirts.

Comic Strips of the Day

Click on the cartoons to make them larger in order to read better.






HT: Sinfest

"His Name is Pablo Escobar, No, Oh, Yunel Escobar, Sorry"

This Harry Caray impression by Atlanta Braves pitcher Will Ohman while he introduced his team's lineup is spot on and pure comedy. My only request would be to reference food or hot girl fans as Harry loved to observe both quite often in the announcing booth.



HT: Awful Announcing/ The 700 Level

Colbert Has a Papa Bear Meltdown Moment

Mac Gs World

Sorry I Missed Your Party

I always hear about some crazy stat that there are a millions of blogs out there and hundreds of thousands are created everyday.

Regardless if these numbers are credible, I am sure most of the blogs are crap anyway. Hell, I am still amazed people waste time on this URL, digesting my rants and attempts at low (HIGH!) brow entertainment.

My favorite blogs are the niche sites that pop up and make you go, "Damn, what a great idea, why didn't I think of that?"

The top ones that come to mind are:

• TV Tan Line posts still pictures of Movies and TV shows.

• LOL Jocks amuses me to no other with captions on sports pictures. The Bob Huggins "Choke a Bitch" is legendary.

• Hot Chicks With Douchebags is a picture tutorial of why girls love guido's and nice guys finish dead Fn last.

• Straight Cash Homey locates random jerseys still circulating as clothing attire. I might submit a picture of me chillin in my Bucks Big Dog jersey.

• Stuff White People Like mocks my albino kin everywhere for pretty much being predictable and big fat dorks.

The fresh new brilliant site that I just discovered via Liberally Lean From the Land of Dairy Queen is called Sorry I Missed Your Party. It posts party pictures from Flickr and they are Fn Hilarious.

Here is a preview of some of the classic previews and the banter descriptions on the blog could be as funny as the pictures themselves.










Mac Gs World

Science Fair Projects

Honestly, I do not remember one Science project from my formative years but I would like to think they were as funny as the ones found on Photo Basement.

Here are my favorite presentations and be sure to check out all 41 of them.

WASTED

Who's Your Daddy?

Crystal Meth. Friend or Foe?

Photo Basement Science Projects

(Thanks to My Buddy BC for the tip)