Saturday, August 18, 2007

Erin Andrews responds, BITCH! Its on, MEOW!

Mac G is bombed and over served, watching the 4 letter. I see a promo of Erin Andrews, looking smoking with some lil leagures.

I remember seeing on Sportsbybrooks and the Big Picture about Awfulannouncings report about a new sideline hottie from ESPN.

Mister Irrelevant got in on the action. The blog commenters on this new development almost had me in tears! The cat fight was on! MEOW!

Sophie Simone Cortina is sizzling with latina mamacita. She is multi lingual, an ex championship caliber tennis player, takes mad yoga and is crazy smart.

It turns out Sophie was interviewing parents in the stands and Erin conducted a mini post game show from her own set up on a hill behind center field.

I am jealous of these little 12 year old punks!

I witnessed Sophie on the sideline and her hair was way too short. I could not get a good look at any cleavage or a full body shot. Erin blew her away. Erin 1, Sophie 0. However, I think there is potential for Sophie to come back.

How many more hits will my blog now get since I have tagged Erin Andrews and Sophie Simone Cortina!

The more sideline candy the better. 2 weeks until Fantasy and Football!

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Friday, August 17, 2007

The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters

Who did not love Arcade games growing up? I dominated some Mortal Kombat, Galaga and Speedy Ms. Pacman and many more. Do arcades still exist? I have not been to a mall arcade this decade.

Anyway, a new movie about the arcade game, Donkey Kong, opens up today.

The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters.

It is about two guys, Steve and Billy, competing for the all time Donkey Kong record. It sounds AWESOME. Critics and fans are loving it so far. Check out the trailer and Synopsis. Happy Friday Fockers!

A middle-school science teacher and a hot sauce mogul vie for the Guinness World Record on the arcade classic, Donkey Kong.

In 1982, LIFE Magazine assembled the world's greatest gamers for a photo shoot that would become the center spread of their 1982 Year-In-Photos edition. Billy Mitchell, who would later be named the "Gamer of the Century," was one of the invitees.

Mitchell, the World Record holder on Centipede, had been tracking the score on Donkey Kong, and knew he could take that title as well. In front of the 20 best gamers in the world, Billy scored 874,300 points, a record many thought would never be broken.

In 2003, 35 year old family man Steve Wiebe, after losing his job at Boeing, found solace in Donkey Kong. Steve stumbled upon Billy Mitchell's record online, and set out to break it. He began perfecting his game every night after his wife and kids went to bed, and not only surpassed Billy's record, but ended up with a thought-to-be-impossible 1,000,000 points.

A tidal wave of media coverage followed, and Steve Wiebe quickly became a celebrity in his hometown of Seattle, WA. He also rediscovered his love for teaching, and regained the respect of all who once doubted him. Meanwhile, back in Hollywood, FL, Billy Mitchell hatched a plan to reclaim his fallen Donkey Kong record...

In the months that followed, Steve and Billy engaged in a cross-country duel to see who could set the high score that would be included in the 2007 Guinness World Records' book and become The King of Kong. Along the way, both men learned valuable lessons about what it means to be a father, a husband, and a true champion... discovering that you don't always need to win to be a winner.

Billy Vs Steve
Great Movie Reviews

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Thursday, August 16, 2007


Season 3 of Showtime's Weeds just debuted this week. Here are a few clips of this must see hilarious show. Use headphones on these vids if watching on the man's time. Bottomless Chips has some more clips.

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007

"Get Down with the Boogie Bernard"

Kansas City Chief Bernard Pollard shows everyone who can really dance. Emmit Smith, PUH LEAS! This cat can really boogie. I have no clue who Pollard is but I think he might have a future in adult entertainment if this football thing does not work out for him.

This clip is from HBO's Hard Knocks show, Training camp with the Kansas City Chiefs. The highlights from the first episode included:

  • QB Brody Croyle's insanely hot wife. Half Mullet haircuts and hot bells about sums up the south.
  • Head Coach Herm Edwards greeting the players of the bus to camp with a sign. HILARIOUS.
  • TE Jason Dunn pleading to have his room on the first floor of the dorm. Coach Edwards puts him on the 2nd floor because he is hurt. Dunn is pissed and tells him that he will bother him everyday.
  • LJ pimping in Manhattan wanting to practice and get PAID! He set the NFL record in carries last season so I do not blame him at all for wanting a security blanket.
  • Kyle Turley explaining why he went nuts on a Jet in his Saints days. He makes sense.
  • Teammate favorite Boomer Grigsby trying to convert from LB to FB in a sweet mohawk.
  • Priest Holmes showing up at camp, getting some love from his teammates.
  • Tony Gonzalez being a PIMP.
  • Jared Allen showing his country roots and his new found love for non-alcoholic beer.
  • Chief Coaches DL coach Time Krumrine scaring the living hell out of me. I had some high school football coach flashbacks.
Check out the newest episode, Tonight on HBO, 10pm Eastern.

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"DING DONG, The Wicked Witch is Dead!"

Monday was my Bday and the best gift I received was finding out that Dr. Evil has quit the White House and will no longer have any direct role on our government. I was hoping that he would exit the White House in handcuffs and his time in the pokey could still come at some point.

I could write 20,000 words on the scorn this one man wrecking ball has done to our republic over the past 6 and a half years but instead I will rely on The Daily Show's recap of this joyous occasion in American history. Enjoy.

Note: You can kiss goodbye to the "Half Hour News Hour." I never watched the Right Wing's attempt at humor and it looks like I was not the only one. I am sure hilarity ensued with those "Hillary is liberal and Edwards has expensive haircut jokes."

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Hey Mr. Raw Dawg, This One is For You

Make sure to wrap it up tight.

Grandpa Mac G had 12 kids, No wonder he still works.

Families making more than $74,900 a year will spend a whopping $289,380 to raise a second child born in 2006 through age 17, estimates the Center for Nutrition Policy and Promotion, a division of the U.S. Department of Agriculture. Higher-income families in urban areas in the West will spend the most, $304,740.

Though not as steep, the figures for lower-income families are just as unsettling: $197,700 for families earning $44,500 to $74,900 and $143,790 for families making less than that. That breaks down to nearly $15,800 a year from birth to age 2 for families in the $74,900-plus income bracket. This is no back-of-the-envelope guesstimate. The survey involves interviews with about 5,000 households, four times a year.

"Where the White Women At?"

Notorious DEK represents with this group pix.

12 pack, Sixer, 2 strong wickeys, Sober, 2hole,Pillowcase,Yes,Sober

Zelda, King Fu or Excitebike anyone?

I am still not getting an Iphone until I can pick out my own cell phone service. ATT&T ruined my life and held me hostage into their shitty service for years. I will never EVER go back to them.

There are signs that an Iphone Nano could be released at some point with a price tag around $300 and it would work on multiple wireless carriers.

The Iphone is super cool and a very sleek, revolutionary hand held device. I was sent this video last week. Check it Out. I could still dominate in Contra and Mike Tyson's Punchout. What original Nintendo games do you miss?

No Clever or Funny Title Comes to Mind

I hope this is the last Sick Perverted Republican politician story that I have to write a post about for awhile. Last Week, the President of the Young National Republican Federation, Glenn Murphy Junior, resigned his post. He cited that his new job would conflict with his newly elected national GOP position. Of course that reason is a crock of BS and Murphy is under investigation for sexual assault. The accusations are downright twisted and scary.

Murphy is accused of sexually assaulting another man on Saturday, July 28, 2007, while he lay sleeping in his bed. The alleged assault of the 22-year-old man took place in the Jeffersonville, Indiana home of his sister following a Young Republican party in which both Murphy and the 22-year-old man had been in attendance.

The victim's sister had urged both men to spend the night at her home because of the amount of alcohol the two had consumed during the party.
The victim awoke in the morning to find Murphy performing oral sex on him according to the report. When the victim asked Murphy what he was doing, he responded: "He was holding his dick with one hand and sucking my dick with his mouth." The victim then pushed Murphy away, gathered his personal belongings and left.

Murphy was later confronted with the charges by the victim's sister according to the report. The sister says Murphy admitted to her that he performed the sex act on her brother."
Murphy was accused of the SAME sexual crime, sucking a man's cock while he was sleeping, back in 1998 but the charges were dropped. Murphy's defense for his recent morning fellatio is that it was a consensual act.

I can only imagine what was going through this young Republican's mind when he awoke to find his mentor and leader of his organization performing a homosexual act on him.
The thought of waking up to a guy lip locking my johnson makes me want to vomit.

Further proof that some lawyers are the scum of the earth, Murphy's attorney Larry Wilder defended his client by commenting on Taking Down Words, the Indiana political blog post that broke the story. His original comments are down below here and recapped on this post.

The worst part is that Mr Wilder outed the victim's name on his post. Taking Down Words has since retracted all mention of the accuser's name. This horrific classless tactic is clearly unethical and perhaps illegal.

Potential sexual victims should no be outed in any forum at any time. If some dirt bag attorney did this to one of my friends or family members, Haymakers would be coming his way.

Murphy has not been charged at all and if proven innocent, he is just a creepy, two faced conservative trapped in a political party that denounces his sexual identity as immoral and deviant.

If guilty, screw his political affiliation, Murphy is a full blown sexual predator and deserves to be locked up for a long time.

This story sucks and just fires me up. Not as much as the recent "progress" reports out of Iraq yesterday. More Death, More Destruction, NO END IN SIGHT! I can not wait for that progress report next month of how the surge is working and just needs more time. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. I will bet my life that is what is coming. Oh and maybe Cheaney getting his way to bomb Iran. Exactly what we need right now.

Our Country is Fd more than ever. Happy Humpday

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Happy Tuesday

It is finally official. Mac G is a dirty old man. I know my loyal 4 readers have been wondering where my lame material has been. Well, I was trying my best Guido fist pumping impression up in Atlantic City over the weekend. Where the chips flow and Jersey girls go "ho ho ho." The Borgata is a must stay casino and it was a more enjoyable place than most the hotels I have been to in Vegas

After last Thursday's Deadspin debacle, my blogger street cred is at an all time low. Taking inspiration from Rick Ankiel's recent power hitter resurrection, Mac Gs World will come back firing away this week. For all of the haters out there, dude chill, its a freaking blog.

The above picture is Duane "Dog" Chapman from the Dog Bounty Hunter Show. A friend/former coworker sent me this photo. It was taken yesterday and he was on a hotel balcony in DC. Anyone with any warrants in the DC Metropolitan area be very afraid. I like random stuff. Enjoy.