Friday, February 06, 2009

Christian Bale Video Mash-Up Craze

Video Mash-Ups of Christian Bale's 4 letter tirade are sprouting up all over the tubes. Here are my 2 favorites:

Picture of the Day

Bernie Madoff ran his 50 billion dollar ponzi scheme without a sniff from SEC regulators. Madoff whistle blower, Harry Markopolos, testified to Congress this week about sounding the alarm to the SEC for years about Madoff's big scam and how he was willingly ignored. His quotes are eye popping.

"I gift wrapped and delivered the largest Ponzi scheme in history to them and somehow they couldn't be bothered to conduct a thorough and proper investigation.......If you flew the entire SEC staff to Boston, and sat them in Fenway Park, they wouldn't be able to find first base."

Madoff ripped off charities like ones for Holocaust victims and wiped out people's life fortunes. If there is a hell, Madoff will burn there for sure.

Picture HT: The E&P Pub

Thursday, February 05, 2009

The Dookies Flushed

I really enjoy it when Duke gets rolled on national TV and the Clemson flush party last night was icing on the cake.

HT: Mr.I/Sporting Blog

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

B Rob's New Wife

Epic Score! Orioles 2B Brian Roberts needs commended for nailing down FHM model Diana Chiafair as his new wife. Helluva Job, BRob.

HT: Camden Chat
HT2: Baltimore Sports Report

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Tristan Kingsley's Porn Star has Never Been Brigther

After the Super Bowl Tuscon Comcast incident, the most infamous porn star in America is now Tristan Kingsley. She is a 21 year old married mother of two children and this interview with Porn Valley News reveals details about her adult entertainment employment.

RAY: Anything you don’t like about porn?

TRISTAN: Some of the guys take things a little too far. They aren’t as professional as I would like them to be. But being female talent, you learn very quickly that you’ve got to put them in their place. Some of the guys can get really rough. There are certain positions where that’s okay, but for instance, with doggy-style I prefer it softer. Or if they start going a little too far, I’ll start tapping their leg. If they don’t get the hint, I’ll give them a little more of a smack. That’s what the nails are for. After that, they usually understand.

Hmmm, how do you be professional as a porn star? Anyway, the irony drips deep with this quote.

RAY: Do you enjoy giving blowjobs?

TRISTAN: They’re okay… They’re not my favorite. But I do them. I don’t swallow, though. I’m not a fan of warm, slimy things going down my throat. A few times, I’ve let the guy cum in my mouth and let it drip out. But I prefer cum on the chin, or the chest… Any place but my mouth.

I could keep parsing this interview but just go read it for yourself. (NSFW) I bet mom and dad have finally found out about her job.

Skers Make Pat Knight Loco

Set aside the whole Angry Dad and nepotism issues with Pat and Bob Knight, I am just happy that Nebraska basketball can actually play well enough to cause another coach to lose his shit.

"Daddy took me to the Dentist"

In 10 more years with a serving of psychedelic veggies and this kid will recite the same exact quote at the climax point of his trip.

"Is this going to be forever?"

HT: Hail Mary Jane

Link Whores

  • I have a whole post planned on the Michael Phelps bong rip but JKoot details a sound argument for Phelps' entry into a pop culture classification prolifically symbolized by Eminem. Busted Coverage
  • As a huge Champagne consumer , I was disappointed to miss the one second Miller High Life Super Bowl Commercial. Tasty Booze
  • Animals getting bitch slapped always will be funny. Brahsome
  • Here are the Sexiest 2009 Super Bowl XLIII Commercials. Gunaxin
  • Sofia Vergara can wake any dude up real quick. Salty Milk

Monday, February 02, 2009

Happy Bill Murray Day

The little rodent saw his shadow today so this translates into 6 more weeks of winter. Thank God for Bill Murray's classic movie Groundhog Day which brings the annual funny to an otherwise silly American tradition.

I want to Hulk Smash my alarm every morning.


The punch never gets old and cracks me up every time.

"I don't know where you're headed but can you call in sick"

"Nancy makes noises like a Chipmunk when she gets real excited."

Whoah, maybe I am on to this whole shadow prediction thing now.

The Wild Toss by the Boss

Bruce loved him some slip-n-slide, which the Slog humorously labeled, The Historic Tea Bagging of America.

Click on the image at this link for the hilarious animation of the Springsteen Tea Bagging.

HT: Joe Sports Fan

Comcast Supplies Fellatio Porn Ad During Super Bowl

This story is almost too good to be true.

Just after Larry Fitzgerald gave the Cardinals a lead with roughly three minutes to play, Tucson Comcast viewers saw the game replaced by 30 seconds or so of male full frontal nudity as the companies' Club Jenna channel replaced the game. Considering that every television in Arizona was probably on the Super Bowl at the time, they only managed to make sure that every cable customer in the area got an eyeful.

The FCC freaked out over a brief nipple shot so this must mean Comcast is screwed.

The clip showed a woman unzipping a man's trousers, followed by a graphic act between the two."I just figured it was another commercial until I looked up," viewer Cora King told the Arizona Daily Star. "Then he did his little dance with everything hanging out."

WOW, Arizona parents are deservedly fired up.

The Arizona Daily Star's story had 325 comments by early Monday morning, almost all of them from parents who are angry that their kids are now asking for the birds and bees talk earlier than they had planned.

I feel pity for those Cardinals fans who have to recover from this devastating Super Bowl loss by immediately dealing with an irate wife and confused children asking questions about a penis being sucked off.

Plus, I thought the only obscene things last night on TV were the officials clearly favoring the Steelers with their questionable calls.

This story keeps getting better as Club Jenna is Jenna Jameson's porn channel. The "accident" is turning out to be a great marketing strategy for Jenna and I hope the non consumer friendly Comcast gets hammered.

Comcast Replaces Super Bowl with Porn

Porn interrupts Super Bowl broadcast in Tucson
Jenna Jameson has her own cable porn channel
Club Jenna

UPDATE: TMZ has the 30 second porn clip.

Comcast shows their true Corporate evilness by offering a lousy 5 bucks to their subscribers who were subjected to the BJ scene.