Friday, August 08, 2008

"We're Moving Forward"

F U McCarthy! F U Ted "Prick" Thomspon! F U Murphy! The following picture is a total nightmare.

It makes me want to weep like a baby.

Is it too early to start drinking?

Just to be on the record and answer the mocking questions of my friends, I will NOT be cheering for the Fn Jets. Go Pack Go!

Link Whores

  • The suits in Bristol are sweating about not catching this F Bomb on the ESPN commercial. Yep Yep
  • This compilation of hot babe gallery links will make Friday's time hour glass expire much quicker. Bright Black Internet
  • I have a friend who works at the Library of Congress so it might be time to ask him about this mother of all porn collections that I KNOW is still in their possession. Banned In Hollywood
  • Jennifer Ellison makes your calendar sticky. Sqwable
  • I am having hard time dealing with Favre being traded to the Jets but Simon was happy with the news, well, at least for a day. Simon on Sports
  • Gmoney unloads on a variety of sports topics in his own sweet crass style. The Money Shot
  • Winnie Cooper can still make many grown men swoon and this could help with her book sales. Cuzoogle
  • Check out this awesome sign to keep away hos. Tasty Booze
  • Video of Rage Against the Machine rocking "Killing in the Name of" at Lollapalooza. Afrojacks
  • This footage of a volleyball tourney makes me want to move to Cali. Busted Coverage
  • Justin Timberlake needs some cookies with those jugs of milk. Flatusyahu
  • DC Scrap is charitable guy with these Gemma Atkinson's calendar pix. On 205th
  • The Cheerleader King digs up some Raven Cheerleaders. Don Chavez
  • Kate Moss likes to bang old creepy dudes. DeRober
  • Top 10 list of why Lebron should play overseas. The Angry T

Thursday, August 07, 2008

Favre Drama Ends in Packers Mourning

My phone blew up late last night like a Pimp's cell at the Summer Olympics as friends were texting me to go buy a Jets number 4 jersey. My thoughts all over the map but the JETS? WTF?

Check back for my emotional rant on Favre's diva behavior, Aaron Rodgers being the next Jay Fiedler and the egotistical prick Packers GM, Ted Thompson.

Favre is no longer a PACKER!!

UPDATE: This post is spot on describing the newfound Packer fan haters of Favre.

This comment on a Packer Geeks Blog post sums up most of my feelings about Brett Favre no longer being the QB for the Pack but the New York Jets.

cheese0317 Says:

I remember, when I was little my Dad cursing Lynn Dickey’s crooked legs and limp arm. I remember hoping David Whitehurst could be a better answer, hoping that he might lead them to the playoffs. I remember growing older, and more skeptical about Rich Campbell. The Randy Wright fiasco seemed hopeless. Anthony Dilweg isn’t worth mentioning. The Packers were a joke, a loser, and some whispered that the town might never be able to field a champion. Then came Don Majkowski’s torn rotator cuff. The most glorious torn rotator cuff in the history of my life.

The Favre Era dawned.

Over the next 16 seasons, Favre started every game and during that period no team in the NFL had a better win-loss record. Favre vomited blood on the sidelines and then returned to the field to rocket a touchdown pass. Favre played his best game, a must-win game for the Pack, 24 hours after the unexpected death of his father, his best friend. Favre won a Super Bowl. Let me repeat that: Favre won a Super Bowl. Off the field, Favre never bitched about money, and only renegotiated his contract when the Packers needed cap space.

On the field, Favre played with joy. He never posed, or gloated or whined. He played, and he celebrated and he scolded himself for his mistakes. On the field, he won more games and threw more touchdowns (and interceptions) than any person ever in the history of the NFL.

On the back of this success, Green Bay returned to its glory. It became a place where free agents came to play, and a stop on the road to the division championship. And, we’ll repeat this for emphasis: During Favre’s 16 years in Green bay, no team in the NFL had a better record. The Packers returned to the Super Bowl, rebuilt their stadium, their practice facility, and their image as a winner. They brought the Lombardi Trophy back to Titletown.

Favre was not the only person responsible for all of that. But the 3-time MVP was the most important factor.

And here it is in black and white:

Ted Thompson just traded away the best quarterback in the NFC last year, the best player in Packers history, the quarterback with more wins and touchdowns than any other quarterback in history of the league, who is coming off a pro-bowl season with 13 wins, a run deep into the playoffs and the best completion percentage of his career … for a middling draft pick.

The three quarterbacks remaining on the roster have 0 NFL starts, and one TD between them. The team is one injury away from being forced to start a rookie under center.

There is not much you could say to convince me that this isn’t negligent management.

Ted Thompson spent the better part of five weeks doing everything in his power to keep Favre from playing for the team, apparently so that Ted could play his draft choice. You can moan and groan all you want about Favre changing his mind about retiring. You can pick over the clumsy, disingenuous PR volleys from both sides and the bickering.

But fact is: Thompson could have had Favre as QB this year, and he stubbornly clung to lazy metaphors and a decision he made a month ago (perhaps three years ago) to “move on”. Thompson has to take responsibility for that decision.

Regarding this entire saga, I will say this: Favre deserved better. The fans deserved better. I do not and never will understand how a Packer fan who has watched Favre play could ever categorize him in the same category as malcontent wideouts who are more interested in paydays than wins of the field. I will never understand how Favre changing his mind about playing outweighs the fact that he is the greatest instinctual quarterback in the game, the best chance for a Super Bowl this year.

I don’t understand the animosity from so many fans, and frankly I’m not much in the mood to have someone try to explain it to me again. I think those people have forgotten. Forgotten last season. Forgotten the 15 seasons prior. Forgotten Favre vomiting blood on the sideline. And forgotten all those years we suffered through Dickey, Whitehurst, Wright, Campbell, Majkowski.

I don’t agree with those who argue that Favre’s poor sense of strategic career planning justifies his rejection. I never will agree with that. Let’s leave it at that.

And let’s leave at this:

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Calvin and Jobs

If you have ever felt financially bent over by Steve Jobs and his modified Apple products, click to enlarge those two images full of hilarious Calvin and Jobs' cartoons.

HT: Gizmodo

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Totally Hot Bitches

I am going back on a promise to not show anything Paris Hilton related on this site but this Funny or Die video is pretty hilarious. I was just shocked that she did yell "DRILL, DRILL" like pandering pols.

See more funny videos at Funny or Die