Laser Graffiti

I keep hearing that LSD is making a comeback. All those crazy kids dosing on liquid need to learn how to Laser Graffiti. I am butt ass sober and I am seeing tracers.



Props to When Kegstands Go Wrong for the sick vid.

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Come Get Some

on EaI apologize for the semi hiatus but responsibilities at my paying gig have not allowed me to continue my low brow attempts at humor. I can not rail too much on the man because I actually enjoy my job and I compensated well enough to support my vices.

I just hate spending my time on earth working.

What do Bob Woodward, Bill Simmons, David Broder, Black Eyed Peas, and Thomas Friedman have in common? At one time in my life I admired all these professionals immensely and even emulated their cultural contributions. Different events propelled me to lose complete respect for each and every one of them.

Before the explosion of blogs, I read Friedman's New York Times column to get insight on Foreign affairs. His endorsement and continual promotion of the disastrous Iraq invasion raised serious doubts on his so called expertise.

His mantra of "six more months will be critical in Iraq" became so tiresome and repetitive that is was astutely entered into online vocabulary lexicon by blogger Atrios as a "Friedman Unit" or (F.U.)

Like my aforementioned ex-favorites, I completely shut him out of my political consumption.

I can not lie but I immediately smirked after reading this headline today: "Thomas Friedman Gets a Pie in the Face During a Speech at Brown."

Friedman's pie assault was not due to his dangerous and incorrect assessment of invading a sovereign nation that did not attack America, which gave credibility to Dick Cheney's pro war Neo con plans but because some people do not like his views on the environment. HUH?

It is amusing to think some college students, my bad, the "Greenwash Guerrillas," actually believe a columnist with zero credibility in the progressive world has any sort of influence in US environmental policy.

I will never condone this type of classless behavior as there are much more effective ways to participate in civil protest or advocate for your social cause.

Of course I still wanted to see and pictures of the pie tossing.



Are you sure these Greenwash Pie Guerillas were Brown students and not starting Iowa QB Jake "Wild Thing" Christensen?

Ralphie V is No Intramural Playing Buffalo

Ted Turner's mouth watered as Ralphie V got loose during the CU Spring game.




Where is Luke Perry when you need him?

HT: The Wizards of Odds

Link Whores

• This probably deserves its own post but it was one of the best writings that I have read about the reasons for sports blogs' popularity. It is not for the benefits of the free basement rent either. Plus, Big Daddy Drew is freaking hilarious. Deadspin

• The Sexiest Woman on the planet contest has reached the SWEET Tuna 16. On 205th

• Old Mud Light won the gold in the 2008 World Beer Cup. Yes, this is not a typo. Tasty Booze

• "Catch Ya Later, 420," as I hope everyone enjoyed their holiday. Mother Nature decided to rain out a huge free Earth Day music festival in the nation's capitol so I could have used some of Slater's rolling skills to ease my disappointment. Brahsome

• New starting Vols QB has some nice arm candy poon. Loser With Socks

• Notre Dame's QB Jimmy Clausen's hair is thinner than an episode plot of Entourage. Busted Coverage

• Need some Milf with your morning breakfast? Hottest Girls of MySpace

• It is hard to argue technology is a good thing when you watch videos like this one. Some chick is complaining about her prenup and it is more boring than the last few episodes of John Adams. Don Chavez

• Even the Hova makes tasteless unfunny jokes to his significant other and has to end up biting the bullet by groveling. It sounds like my average Saturday/weekday night. Blog of Hilarity

• DL delves into the validity of Husker football urban legends and I have a few to add to his list. Dirty Laundry

• Erin Andrews does not like cell phone pictures to be taken of her but that did stop Tree from snapping some money EA shots. Tree's Trunk

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