Saturday, October 06, 2007

Superlative Saturday

I am amped for the biggest Saturday of the college football season. I can not think of a great adjective to describe tomorrow so I am going with Superlative Saturday. Sounds about right. Here is your TV Lineup complete with announcers. Props to Awful Announcing for his awesome vital prep work. Bravo.

Saturday, October 6
Wisconsin @ Illinois (ESPN, 12:00) - Dave Pasch, Andre Ware, Erin Andrews
Miami @ North Carolina (ESPN2, 12:00) - Pam Ward, Ray Bentley, Rob Simmelkjaer
Bowling Green @ Boston College (ESPNU, 12:00) - Clay Matvick, Larry Coker
Kansas @ Kansas State (FSN, 12:00) - Bill Land, Gary Reasons, Emily Jones
Northwestern @ Michigan State (BTN, 12:00) - Wayne Larrivee, Charles Davis, Charissa Thompson
Minnesota @ Indiana (BTN, 12:00) - Mike Crispino, Chris Martin, Marshall Harris
Eastern Michigan @ Michigan (BTN, 12:00) - Mark Neely, Glen Mason, Lisa Byington
Georgia @ Tennessee (CBS, 3:30) - Craig Bolerjack, Steve Beurelein
Oklahoma v. Texas (ABC, 3:30) - Brad Nessler, Bob Griese, Paul Maguire, Bonnie Bernstein NC State @ Florida State (ABC/ESPN2, 3:30) - Dave LaMont, James Hasty, Joe Schad
Iowa @ Penn State (ABC/ESPN2, 3:30) - Bob Wischusen, David Norrie, Jimmy Dykes
South Florida @ Florida Atlantic (ESPNU, 3:30) - Doug Bell, Charles Arbuckle
Arizona State @ Washington State (FSN, 4:00) - Barry Tompkins, Petros Papadakis, Michael Eaves
Virginia Tech @ Clemson (ESPN, 6:00) - Mike Patrick, Todd Blackledge, Holly Rowe
USC @ Stanford (VS, 7:00) - Ron Thulin, Kelly Stouffer, Lewis Johnson
Tulane @ Army (ESPNU, 7:00) - Dave Armstrong, Mike Gottfried
Oklahoma State @ Texas A&M (FSN, 7:30) - Joel Meyers, Dave Lapham, Jim Knox
Central Florida @ East Carolina (CSTV, 7:30) - Tom Hart, Trev Alberts
Florida @ Louisiana State (CBS, 8:00) - Verne Lundquist, Gary Danielson, Tracy Wolfson
Ohio State @ Purdue (ABC, 8:00) - Brent Musburger, Gary Danielson, Lisa Salters
Notre Dame @ UCLA (ABC, 8:00) - Dan Fouts, Tim Brant, Todd Harris
Cincinnati @ Rutgers (ESPN2, 8:00) - Mark Jones, Bob Davie, Stacey Dales
Nebraska @ Missouri (ESPN, 9:15) - Ron Franklin, Ed Cunningham, Jack Arute

Sunday, October 7
New Mexico State @ Boise State (ESPN, 8:00 Sun) - Eric Collins, Ray Bentley, Dave Ryan

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Friday, October 05, 2007

More Drunk Cubs fans

2 Cubs videos in 2 days which would equal the same nummer of Dback wins right now. Any idea what would happened if the Cubs actually won the world series? Riot times more drunken riot equals total chaos. Unless Sori can lay off the breaking pitch and DLee/Aram can heat up, we will not know in 07. Go to 1:19 for this fan's homophobic comments. Funny Stuff. Oh, PBR and High Life blow Old Style away. Just one drunks opinion.(Props to Walk off Balk for the tip)

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"Where are the Turtles?"

"We'll bill you."
I heart me some Office. Will Leitch has a review of last night's episode:"Too Much Monkey Business."
NBC had ran this commercial with this website that you can go to called and I am too lazy to sign up for a NBC profile to find out what it is on it.

"I drove my Fn car into a Lake!"

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Thursday, October 04, 2007

Ride the Slut

Seattle's new Trolley transit system is called the S.L.U.T. Some marketing genius came up with this T shirt and they can not keep them in stock.

“We’re welcoming the S.L.U.T. into the neighborhood,” said Jerry Johnson, 29, a part-time barista.

Is everyone in Seattle a part time Barista? Where does one find tokens to Ride the SLUT? The best part is that you can ride the SLUT sober and not feel dirty the next morning. Thanks to my boy Hank for the tip.
Are you a SLUT?

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Crank Your Kneck, Crank Dat Soulja Boy

It has turned out to be video day here at Mac G's World but it was well worth it. A few weeks ago, a video of the Texas Longhorn football team dancing to "Crank that Soulja Boy" song exploded on the series of tubes. Well, I hope this video is a start of a parity outbreak amongst coeds because these FSU pooners got me watching them cranking it. NOW YUUUUAAA

"When I Do Dat Soulja Boy, I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat thing. NOW YUUUUUUUUA"

Thanks to my man at Big Ten Tailgate with the tip.

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Cubs Thong Song

The MLB playoffs are here and the only ponie that I am rooting for in this baseball playoff race are the lovable losers: the Cubbies. Everyone is all over Sweet Lou for yanking Big Z after 85 pitches in order to save him for Game 4. Marmol has been lights out all season so you can always second guess but I do not think it was that horrible of a move.

Lou was right on about a team has to get more than 4hits and 1 run to win a baseball game. I am not going to preview playoffs at all because it is a crap shoot. I am just glad the Rockies, Phillies and Indians are in the hunt. New blood is always good for a sport and I hope Arod plays well so the media will shut up already.

I have mentioned before about my crazy experience over Labor Day weekend in the Wrigley Field Bleachers. I have some visual evidence of what transpires in the outfield seats. This video might change your mind about soon becoming a Cubs fan and packing up a Uhaul to move to Chitwon. The video is courtesy of my new boy, Hottie Hunter. Thanks Bra, Enjoy.

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Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Despair on the 7 train

This video is for my boy Mark. I hope that you have is come down from the ledge after the Mets record breaking collapse. I say blame Move, Media Matters and Ahmadinejad. It will feel better.

Oh I forgot the Notorious DEK is a Mets fan as well. Dude, Keep chugging that Wickey.

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"You're FN Fired Meyer!"

Florida Gator fans had a rough weekend with their last second loss to Auburn. This kid Charley did not take the upset well either. I think he needs some meds or a BJ.

While the Gators are down, I might as well pile on with this video. I have no idea why any heterosexual male would allow this video to be put on You tube. Hell, gay men might be embarrassed too. My guess is that they are Marky Mark fans. "Can You Feel it Baby? Yeah, I can too."

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Savage Love RULZ

My favorite gay man on the planet is Dan Savage. He writes a weekly syndicated Sex Advice column called Savage Love. He answers all types of random wild questions from all over the sexual spectrum.

Savage is very bright and he actually gives insightful concrete advice. My favorite part is when he gets all sarcastic and just rips apart the people writing in with outrageous questions. There seems to bigger freaks out there than Mac G! Who knew?

Savage's open sexuality allows him to cross over comedy lines that I could never do with my attempt at humor. Plus, his columns are highly entertaining and print versions can be found in most free weeklies. Here are a few tidbits.

Here is Savage explaining what it means to be GGG, good, giving, and game.

Hear me out. You've pushed the idea that everyone must be GGG, or "good, giving, and game," and that people in relationships must be sluts for each other, and that women must perform oral sex. I agree that sexual satisfaction for both parties in a relationship is important. I think that is what you are trying to express. But that is not the message straight men are hearing. Straight men are hearing that they are entitled to whatever they want, whenever they want it, whether the women they're with like it or not. And any woman who objects is a horrible person.

Please set the record straight! A clarification from you is long overdue. Please let straight men know that women don't owe them anything. Men don't owe women anything. When a man wants something from a woman, it's her choice to give it. It's not her duty. And you have to be a decent person to earn it!

Please Say This

First off, PST, while it's true that I've "pushed the idea" that women must perform oral sex, I've also pushed the idea that men must as well. "Oral sex is standard," I wrote. "Any model that comes without it should be returned to the lot." That applies equally to both men and women, regardless of sexual orientation.

As for GGG, perhaps a clarification is in order. is selling "Good Giving Game Girl" T-shirts, and their website defines GGG as "the three key attributes of a good, freaky sex partner. As promoted by Savage Love. Buy it for all yo favorite ho's."

Memo to GGG isn't just for girls, and being GGG doesn't make someone yo ho. Boys who are virgins on their wedding nights can be GGG, and so can girls uploading amateur ATM porn from their dorm rooms. Here's what I wrote when I first coined GGG: "'Good, giving, and game' is what we should all strive to be for our sex partners, as in, 'good in bed,' 'giving equal time and equal pleasure,' and 'game for anything—within reason.'" (Please note that "within reason," selfish, demanding kinksters.) GGG is something straight women, straight men, lesbians, gay men, bisexuals, MTFs, FTMs, etc., should all strive to be.

Where we part ways, PST, is the "owe" issue. I happen to believe that we owe our sex partners a few things. Good personal hygiene, for starters, followed by a sense of humor, a willingness to meet our lovers' needs, and cleanish sheets. And someone who's unwilling or incapable of meeting a partner's needs owes 'em permission to get those needs met elsewhere—safely and responsibly, within reason, and on a budget.

But these are merely my secrets for a happy, fulfilling, lasting relationship. Folks who prefer stressful, aggravating, short-lived relationships—ones characterized by shouts of "I don't owe you anything!"—are free to disregard my advice

Last week he went after people that send in fake letters. The whole column can be read here.

I am happily married to a girl in her mid-20s. She recently brought home a Shetland sheepdog that she excitedly explained she had saved from the local pound. Three weeks later, I was in our neighborhood on business and decided to stop by the apartment to save the money I would otherwise spend on lunch. We have a rear door that opens into the living room and I couldn't believe the scene I discovered upon entering: My wife, nude, spread-eagled on the couch, her Shetland sheepdog lapping eagerly at her pussy, ecstatic moans escaping from her throat! She ran to the bathroom as I stood there stunned. But the worst was when I noticed the open jar of Nutella sitting on the coffee table, a faint odor of hazelnut and chocolate in the air. We have never spoken about what happened. Are there health concerns she should be aware of?

A Dog At Most

Now this is a fake letter.

About half of the fakes I get follow ADAM's basic script: Man walks in, discovers his wife/girlfriend/sister/mother getting it on with a dog. Usually the woman has peanut butter smeared all over her crotch, so we'll give ADAM a tenth of a point for creativity.

What if ADAM's letter didn't include that tired old story about a dog eating pussy—would we still be able to tell that it's a fake?

You bet.

First, there's the piling on of unnecessary details in a self-conscious effort to make the letter seem more plausible. The wife didn't just explain, she "excitedly explained"; she got the dog from the "local pound," as opposed to a pound in Singapore or Sweden. There's the needlessly elaborate explanation about how he came to walk in on the wife: ADAM was in the neighborhood on business, came in through the back door (which opens on the living room?), all because he wanted to save a few bucks on lunch. There are cliché phrases lifted from a mildewed copy of a mid-1980s Penthouse ("lapping eagerly," "ecstatic moans escaping from her throat").

Most revealing, however, is that ADAM wants us to believe his wife is in her mid-20s. Not just because it's sexier—ostensibly—to picture a nude 25-year-old woman "spread-eagled on the couch" than, say, a nude 55-year-old woman, but because this letter, like most of the fakes I get, is really about the sexual degradation of women as a group. ADAM has issues, as they say, so he ran a fictional woman through a degrading sexual scenario in a letter to me. He hoped that I would run his letter in my column, and in his mind this would somehow avenge the slights he's suffered at the hands of all the women who have ever rejected him.

Kind of pathetic when you pause to think about it, huh?

I work with a hot girl at a restaorant [sic] that likes to get Tahesian [sic] Face Masks. Now if you have never heard of them before, it's when someone unloads their feecis [sic] on the other person's face. She started out with guys her age, but recently turned to older men because their shit is thicker. Will her fetish cause her problems later on down the road?

Disturbed Coworker

Another hot chick doing something disgusting—although as penned by this sub-literate dickweed, it's technically the restaurant that's into Tahitian Face Masks, not the girl. Once again, typical adolescent male fear of female sexuality curdled by resentment. (Hey, what do you think the odds are that the author of this letter was dumped for an older man?) Note that both ADAM and DC, like many fakers, don't write about something they're doing, but about something someone else is doing. And both wind their letters up with kindhearted expressions of concern ("Are there health concerns…" "Will her fetish cause her problems…"), another dead giveaway.

I'm a 22-year-old straight male. A few weeks ago, I went to a party by myself. It was hot inside, so most of the guys took off their shirts. The party was fine, but a couple hours into it, this guy I don't know, a really intimidating dude a foot taller than me with huge muscles, pulled me aside and took me to an empty room.

So this guy tells me he is gay and wants to have sex with me. I said "No way, I'm straight, and I don't think you want my huge cock up your ass!" He asked to see it. Because he was standing in front of the door not intending to release me, I dropped my pants and let him look. His mouth dropped open—my cock is huge. He decided he didn't want it up his ass, but he wouldn't let me go until I let him put his dick up mine. Not wanting to fight, I had to agree. So he took off his pants and started doing it with me! It hurt at first, but soon it started to feel SO good and I stopped trying to resist. Then I let loose with this huge, explosive orgasm.

Now I have a problem: I'm straight, I don't want to give up my awesome girlfriend, but that was the best damn fuck I've ever had. What do I do?

Fourteen Incher Needs Advice

So the "straight" author of this letter "stopped trying to resist" once that big, muscle-bound, shirtless-'cause-it-was-hot guy put his dick up FINA's ass. Gee, did anyone detect any resistance on FINA's part prior to penetration? I didn't.


Another common theme in fake letters: the "totally" straight guy who never even considered the possibility that he might be gay—not even once, dude!—until this incredibly intimidating gay guy came along and fucked him—so totally against his will, dude!—and treated him to an orgasm so explosive it blasted his heterosexuality away.

Fear, fear, fear—that's what the fakes are all about, SSLG. Fear of women, fear of sex, fear of homos. Not the fear of swim caps.

Savage Love
Fake Letters Column


"This is a Book Interview From Hell"

My admiration for Jon Stewart is no secret because he brings it every night with funny intelligent material. He mocks ALL government leaders and continually points out the flaws of our Corporate owned media.

The most underrated part of Stewart's show is his approach to interviewing. While he jokes with his quests, he will ask hard hitting follow up questions. He does not allow his guests to continually spin and John McCain's appearance on the Daily Show earlier this year is an example.

Stewart and McCain exchanged views about war cheerleaders constantly questioning those who want to end the war as being against the troops, which is an obviously ridiculous argument. Check out the video.

I want the war to end, so do most Americans but this does not mean we are loser defeatists that hate our country and military. I would argue that people against the war actually like the troops more because they do not want them to continually die any more and believe their life is worth more than just some pawn in Dick Cheney's never ending Neocon war games.

I see no advantage in making this point because arguing over who is more patriotic is a silly futile discussion and does not help us find solutions to getting our troops out of the Sunni/Shia civil war. More of the same is not a new policy either.

Most Americans no longer see the point of throwing money and lives away to this occupation. I just wish the our political leaders would actually listen to the American people and stop using our tax dollars to fund this madness. Now the Neocons want to start a 3rd WAR in Iran!! Unbelievable. I plan on writing more on both these topics soon.

Anyway, Chris Matthews is on the Daily Show to promote his book:"Life is a Campaign." Stewart has read the book and does not understand how life is like a political campaign. Matthews gets pissed and the exchange is classic. I hope Stewart goes on Hard Ball.

The saddest part is that one of the best political journalists in America right now is a comedian. Somewhere Murrow and Cronkite are cringing about that somber but true statement.

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Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Bye Bye Bye

I go out of town for a few days and I find out these 2 tidbits today.

  • An Eva Longoria Sex tape has come and gone. I am still trying to pick up the pieces from the Meg White images from a few weeks ago and now I was never truly able to enjoy premature ejaculation over this revelation. It turns out Funny or Die did a spoof of the Paris Hilton Night Vision video and "Eva Longoria has a sex tape" buzz began. I refuse to post the video and click here to check it out. I am tired of Longoria's act. She is still cougarlicious but I can find thousands of girls hotter than her in 2 NSFW clicks. One, then Two. Who watches her soap opera show anymore either? It jumped the shark after season one. And yes, I use to watch it.
  • An article in Vanity Affair reveals that N Suck and Backdoor Boyz creator Lou Pearlman turns out to be a sick pedophile of the boys in his bands. He produced crappy music, fondled teenage boys and now is awaiting jail sentencing for swindling 1,000 investors out of $315 million in one of the biggest Ponzi schemes in U.S. History. Thanks God for bringing this piece of human feces into our world. I think it is safe to say that you can take a "mulligan" on his life. I hope the "Big Poppa"gets some payback from Bubba in the pokey.
  • Sorry for the awful uplifting stories but my sports recap is coming up next, albeit a few days late. The best thing about having your own blog is making your own deadlines. It is like working from home, except for no money. word, Mac G.

Fake Sex Tape
Boy Band Big Poppa is a SICKO
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