Friday, October 09, 2009

The House of Suh

Nebraska DL Ndamukong Suh completely dominated in the Huskers' 27-12 huge road victory over Missouri last night. I will have much more on Suh and strongly arguing how it is complete bullshit that being one of if not the best defensive college football player in the country somehow does not guarantee him any real shot at winning the Heisman trophy.

This is my new favorite hash tag on Twitter. #suhforheisman

I have been blowing up on Twitter today and tweeting some dope smak to deserving peeps associated with the Missouri Tigers. I provided a slight rat a tat tat to Chase Daniel.

The infamous blogger Huskerh8er and his now defunct blog ripping the Nebraska football program got his Mac G beat down over and over and over and over.

Huskerh8er spent years running a Missouri centric site dedicated solely to tearing apart Husker nation. I actually agreed with some of his assessments and enjoyed his writing style but if you are going to play that game, expect some serious blow back when your team craps the bed like it did last night. This is how sports fandom works and I am not going to let up until he publicly eats crow.

Huskerh8er's "Missouri sucks so does Nebraksa crap" or calling Nebraska fans gomers or hicks is not going to fly. When Chase Daniel sliced up Nebraska's D the past few years, I swallowed the painful Tigers syrup and never played the easy "Rednecks in Ozarks card." Man up Huskerh8er, I am awaiting a real response.

Mizzou's starting QB Blaine "I see Suh people" Gabbert has been a tweet target of mine as well (here and here) for his piss poor play against the Skers. Go give Gabbert your tweet condolences for sucking on national TV more than Nebraska's subpar QB and he is lucky that he did not have at least 5 picks.

I am not bitter over Gabbert decommitting to Nebraksa because teenagers are apt and allowed to change their minds but karma is still kind of a bitch.

My boy Matt at Sportscrack has a new dope "House of Spears" Suh Tshirt.

Go Get Yourself a T Shirt.


Thursday, October 08, 2009

Hawkeye Burns UM Wolvermuts

I do not post many forward emails because they are either distasteful/unfunny jokes, dirty porn or distorted rants declaring that President Obama is the anti Christ.

However, I made an exception for this one.

A recent graduate of Iowa moved to Dearborn, Michigan when shelanded a great job with a company located there. After becoming a citizen of Michigan, she felt almost as if she had betrayed her Iowa background and ancestry. She had an apartment with a Michigan address, and she winced whenever she looked at her Michigan driver's license. When it came time to register her vehicle she had an idea. She'd get personalized plates and make things right.

The personalized license plate for her car arrived, and she beamed as she installed them. She was so proud she sent an instant message to her father right away. He too was a proud Iowa alumnus.

'Daddy,' she typed. 'I'm so excited! I got new, personalized plates for my Mini today. They're University of Michigan plates!'

'WHAT?' he replied, 'You have to be joking!'

'Nope, I'm totally serious. Let me send you the image.'

Her father couldn't stop laughing after he viewed the picture of her car.

"Betraying your Iowa ancestry" is a little too much Iowa pride for my tastes but I am thoroughly impressed with how she rolls now.

Personally, I would worked into mocking the hand on the plates because every Michigander that I have ever met loves to point out their hometown to each other on their hand. A tip for all those single dudes or philanders out there, poking fun at this weird hand obsession works great as an ice breaker in convos with women from Michigan.

The Movie Trailer: Tebow Gets Hit

Cajun Boy in the City

Monday, October 05, 2009

Levi Johnston Gets Crackin' with Wonderful Pistachios

The Emergence of Baby Daddy Levi Johnston on to the national celebrity scene has been pretty amusing to witness. Free Market Fundamentalists are definitely conflicted in watching the Alaskan Hockey Cock Gangsta get paid solely for knocking up the daughter of their "Family Values" hypocrite hero.

Paramount Farms has made a wise decision because I am sure this Pistachio nuts ad video is already burning up the tubes.

HT: The Daily What

Link Whores

  • The Washington Capitals beat up on the Boston Bruins in their season opener but the real excitement was going on in the Bruins' stands. 2 Girls, zero cups, one boob show. Barstool Sports
  • Aubrey O’Day Is Obviously Still Upset About Those Nude Photos. Don Chavez
  • Orioles manager Dave Trembley still has a job even after the O's players quit during the second half of the season. Bugs and Cranks
  • My comment on this Wizards blog post sums up my pessimistic feelings on Andray Blatche finally becoming a consistent NBA contributor. Truth About It
  • Tyrannical Redskins owner Daniel Snyder is now confiscating brown paper grocery bags from fans entering home games and any fans that got their sacks through and attempted to put them on were swarmed by security immediately. My suggestion would be to stop giving Snyder money but Skins fans are too loyal and Snyder knows it. Washington City Paper
  • "Blind Lawyer Sues Hooker" is my favorite headline of October. Asylum
  • 30 Rock hottie, Katrina Bowden, shows off her bikini bod. The Beer Goggler
  • Milk Industry could be shedding their "Got Milk" campaign and going in this new weird advertising direction.
  • I am totally embarrassed to be associate with this awful rapper because of my Caucasian skin. Blog of Hilarity
  • Kate Beckinsale wins Sexiest woman award. On 205th
  • What non Notre Dame fan is not tired of Lou Holtz's act? It is clear that he provides little analysis and his insights/predictions are demonstrably wrong. The Wiz of Odds
  • The top story line of the 2009 NFL season so far is the high number of god awful teams. Hell, the Lions are not even the worst one either. The Big Picture
  • "The Catch" has earned a lifetime pass with most Husker fans but from my personal experiences with knowing this guy a little bit, he is still a complete Dbag. This commercial makes the case for me. The Wiz of Odds
  • Sparty interrupted a potential Michigan/Iowa undefeated clash this Saturday night by pulling off the thrilling OT upset in East Lansing and Isaac has great pictures of the game. The World of Isaac
  • Doug breaks down a match up between Hooters and Dick's Sporting goods in this clever blog post. Hey Jenny Slater
  • LSU Freak highlights the bitch slap in slow motion art form that Saints put on rookie QB Mark Sanchez yesterday. The Sporting Blog
  • No one gives Kyle Orton, aka Neck Beard, much respect in this league and some of it is justified from his glorified wickey/party persona but NB just keeps winning NFL games. Kissing Suzy Kolber
  • Tigers OF Miguel Cabrera gets tanked with White Sox and wife calls the cops on his drunk ass at 6am. Mouth Piece Sports
  • Rodney Harrison tells Tom Brady to take his skirt off. Awful Announcing
  • This Flutie Magic attire must have propelled the Bears to the offensive explosion over the Lions yesterday. Straight Cash Homey

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