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• Vancouver turned into a drunken paradise for 2 weeks. Damn. Time
• Will Leitch's mea culpa on his relationship with Roger Ebert is a must read. I do not know if I lost or gained respect for Leitch because he was an ungrateful dick to Ebert. I have always admired both of their work. Deadspin
• Here is the link to Roger Ebert's blog and he will be appearing on Oprah on March 2nd. Sun Times
• Hall of Fame pitcher and sitting Kentucky Senator Bunning is crazy. He is making millions of Americans suffer because he is a heartless prick. I want his HOF bust pissed on but this group wants him kicked out of Cooperstown. The Sports Pig's Blog
• The breakdown of the 2010 Washington Nationals starting pitching rotation. Nats Insider
• It is disappointing that college aged kids in 2010 would think a ghetto themed party for all white frat boys would be appropriate. KTLA
• Ever wonder about those Ben Stein credit commercials? The reports are not free and yes, it is a scam. Felix Salmon
• Canada is all giddy about their gold medal hockey win. I am still pissed because I wanted the gold and have USA put their whole country into state of despair for years. Helluva effort by the Boys in Red, White and Blue. They made the USA care and everyone proud. NYTimes
• Two great writers but over rated sports pundits, Wilbon and Feinstein, are pissed off at one another. Yawn. Mister Irrelevant
• I always stated that Steve Alford was just like Bobby Knight, minus the cussing and winning and adding the bible. Maybe I was wrong and they are just two pricks in a pod. Deadspin

Picture Credit, Time Magazine

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• Cuba is facing crisis with their baseball talent. The Star
• This is a genius idea by some entrepreneur. The "Tiger Text" app makes your sent text disappear after a certain amount of time. Time
• I am digging the tunes from The Morning Benders. You can download a few free mp3s at their site. The Morning Benders
• Marijuana Provides Pain Relief, New Study Says Huff Po
• 5 Buzz tips from Google. Gmail Blog
• This could be the last Olympics for NHL players as NHL Owners do not like interruption to their season. Ovie became more involved in player's union so he could advocate for players being allowed to play in his home country's games. Whatever the ruling, Ovie is still going to play for Russia in 2014. Yahoo and Delaware Online
• Video of Wizards Antwan Jamison leaving the Verizon Center after finding out that he had been traded to the Cavs. CSN Washington
• Roger Ebert responds to the positive feedback from his Esquire feature story. Sun Times
• Since I am liberal and supporter of the President's team, this makes me a socialist in GOP/Tea Baggers' eyes. So my true socialism request would be for the government to nationalize the Internet providers and phone companies so we can get some real fast speed. Can you imagine free wireless Internet every where in the country? The innovation possibilities and opportunities would be endless for people and businesses. It will never happen since Corporations own DC so I can only commie dream but at least Google is attempting to hook people up with faster speeds. Slate
• Missouri's QB Blane Gibbert, or Suh's bitch, is already showing his little QB bro Tyler around Columbia campus by getting into brawls at late night pizza spots. Tyler got jacked up and of course, no one is arrested. This smells like a cover up to me. Tiger Extra
• Here is list of pro athletes on Twitter. Warning, most of them are VERY boring to follow. Social Media Sports
• I was in college at Iowa when NBA player Ricky Davis spent one season balling for the Hawkeyes. The kid would smoke Js at the basketball courts behind the main dorm on campus. No way did I ever think that he would last for so long in the NBA due to his crazy old man and poor work habits. Ricky was recently waived and NBA career could be over. Scoop Jackson's 2009 piece on Ricky is pretty damn impressive. Slam Online
• I wrote an exhaustive profile post for Truth About It on newly acquired Wizard and current foreign baller, Emir Preldzic. I am still waiting for the Wizards to hook me up with a guest press pass as Kyle's assistant so I can take some money video for this lottery bound squad. Truth About It
• My boy BC tells me that this restaurant blows Hooters away and we are not talking about the wings either. Tilted Kilt
• Matt Taibbi might be a potty mouth prick but I love how he takes it to the greedy ahole banksters and their complicit government enablers. Rolling Stone

Link Whores: Defeat the World Edition

Here are some resource links that provide an explanation and good tips for using the new Google Buzz.

• Aext.net
• PC World
• Social Pollination
• Read Write Web

For those that use Twitter more than 3-5 times per day, do not sync it to your buzz because the Tweets provide redundancy and clog up the Buzz service. I am ready to unfollow these users.

• John Mayer is a jack ass. Womanist Musings
• Excellent break down of MLB Manger's use of the intentional walk. FJB
• Local TV will becoming to your cell phones and hand held devices. NYT
• Jason Whitlock slices up Bobby Knight's abysmal announcing performance on Big Monday. KC Star
• New method of casing houses for criminals could be to check online whereabouts of people. Please Rob Me
• This video truly scared me and I have a strong stomach. Elementary kids should be taught grind dance moves. Good God. That Video Site
• Kentucky fan does his own John Wall Dance. You Tube
• Old Man wearing I an a Mother F'er T-shirt beats up a much younger man on a bus. Deadspin.
• Colbert Nation is sponsoring the USA Speed Skating team at the Winter Games and Stephen's poster is amazing. Huffington Post

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• With this insensitive and inflammatory rhetoric, Paul Shirley must be attempting to audition as guest host for Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck. The Sporting Blog

• Ashely from Rock of Love sheds her clothes at numerous strip clubs. Don Chavez

• Picture Recap of the experience of attending Washington Capitols game in DC. Friends of the Program


• NFL is showing their true greedy existence with their Who Dat copyright claims over the Saints catchy fan slogan. Funny comments by a Judge on the matter can be found at SBNation. Die hard Saints fan, Cajun Boy, has some understandably harsh words on the NFL's prickish behavior.
  

• Kentucky star basketball player Patrick Patterson has a status update for all the haters leaving critical messages on his facebook page after the Wildcats loss to South Carolina. Kentucky Sports Radio

• Bryce Harper, a teenage baseball phenom and likely number one pick in next year's draft, made his collegiate debut over the weekend. When you are a Nats fans, these are the kind of things that give you a sliver of hope. The Nats Blog

• The beautiful Veronika London gets my approval for Thigh of the Week. Sharapova's Thigh

• Rush Limbaugh does not want to be alive anymore. Perfect. The Onion

• Roger Ebert's spectacular writing on the relationship with his friend and fellow legendary movie critic, Gene Siskel. Chicago Sun Times

• Cell Phones might be hazardous to your health and if proven overwhelmingly true, my guess is Wireless Corporations would pull a plot line from Michael Clayton to cover it up. GQ

• The Onion has reported that a major crash in California has spilled all of VH1's "sluts" along the highway. Huff Po

• One of my favorite bands, Widespread Panic, released their 2010 Spring Tour. Widespread Panic

• This is the kind of contest that I could get behind, pun intended. "The search for the best bottom in the world." American Apparel

• Former Colts standout WR Marvin Harrison is living out some American Gangsta life in Philly. GQ

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• Washington Wizards owner Abe Polin died yesterday and there was an outpouring of emotion from those who were impacted by his life. Part 1-Truth About It Part 2-Bullets Forever

• MTV is finally making a Guido Reality TV show. Animal

• My man Cajun Boy absolutely nails down the sociological characteristics of this generations Guidos. Cajun Boy in the City

• This party girl loves to take pictures of herself and it is usually a sign of being vain. Sorry I Missed Your Party

• The new video game, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, set all time record with 300 million dollar of sales in 24 hours. CNET

• Will 'Paranormal Activity' Teach The Movie Industry A Lesson? Tech Dirt

• The obituary of blogging in favor of micro blogging (Twitter) might have been premature. Tech Crunch

• Tim Lincecum, aka little Mitchie Kramer, might drive baseball suits crazy by requesting 23 million in his arbitration hearing. The Sports Pig's Blog

• Will Leitch highlights the year 2001. Deadspin

• Former Atlanta Hawks cheerleader makes a porn. Don Chavez

• Miranda Kerr is going to debut a diamond bra along with her butterfly lingerie during next week's Victoria Secret fashion show on CBS. Tasty Booze

• Ron Artest Slings the Crazy on Jimmy Kimmel. Brahsome

• The Big Boob Hunt has begun in Nottingham. Banned in Hollywood

• The creation of a Jimmy Clausen got his ass beat parody video has to be rock bottom for Notre Dame fans. Busted Coverage

Picture Credit: 9GAG-"Miss the 90's?"

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• The Washington Capitals beat up on the Boston Bruins in their season opener but the real excitement was going on in the Bruins' stands. 2 Girls, zero cups, one boob show. Barstool Sports
• Aubrey O’Day Is Obviously Still Upset About Those Nude Photos. Don Chavez
• Orioles manager Dave Trembley still has a job even after the O's players quit during the second half of the season. Bugs and Cranks
• My comment on this Wizards blog post sums up my pessimistic feelings on Andray Blatche finally becoming a consistent NBA contributor. Truth About It
• Tyrannical Redskins owner Daniel Snyder is now confiscating brown paper grocery bags from fans entering home games and any fans that got their sacks through and attempted to put them on were swarmed by security immediately. My suggestion would be to stop giving Snyder money but Skins fans are too loyal and Snyder knows it. Washington City Paper
• "Blind Lawyer Sues Hooker" is my favorite headline of October. Asylum
• 30 Rock hottie, Katrina Bowden, shows off her bikini bod. The Beer Goggler
• Milk Industry could be shedding their "Got Milk" campaign and going in this new weird advertising direction. Nextround.net
• I am totally embarrassed to be associate with this awful rapper because of my Caucasian skin. Blog of Hilarity
• Kate Beckinsale wins Sexiest woman award. On 205th
• What non Notre Dame fan is not tired of Lou Holtz's act? It is clear that he provides little analysis and his insights/predictions are demonstrably wrong. The Wiz of Odds
• The top story line of the 2009 NFL season so far is the high number of god awful teams. Hell, the Lions are not even the worst one either. The Big Picture
• "The Catch" has earned a lifetime pass with most Husker fans but from my personal experiences with knowing this guy a little bit, he is still a complete Dbag. This commercial makes the case for me. The Wiz of Odds
• Sparty interrupted a potential Michigan/Iowa undefeated clash this Saturday night by pulling off the thrilling OT upset in East Lansing and Isaac has great pictures of the game. The World of Isaac
• Doug breaks down a match up between Hooters and Dick's Sporting goods in this clever blog post. Hey Jenny Slater
• LSU Freak highlights the bitch slap in slow motion art form that Saints put on rookie QB Mark Sanchez yesterday. The Sporting Blog
• No one gives Kyle Orton, aka Neck Beard, much respect in this league and some of it is justified from his glorified wickey/party persona but NB just keeps winning NFL games. Kissing Suzy Kolber
• Tigers OF Miguel Cabrera gets tanked with White Sox and wife calls the cops on his drunk ass at 6am. Mouth Piece Sports
• Rodney Harrison tells Tom Brady to take his skirt off. Awful Announcing
• This Flutie Magic attire must have propelled the Bears to the offensive explosion over the Lions yesterday. Straight Cash Homey

Picture HTs:

The High Definite

Radiate and Fadeaway

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• Over the past few months, I have became a religious listener to On The DL podcast and you can easily subscribe to the show through iTunes. I highly recommend the sports/pop culture show and this interview on the upcoming NHL season with Yahoo's Puck Daddy was highly insightful. On the DL

• The bikini return of hot sideline reporter, Ines Sainz Epic Carnival

• Recap of Washington Wizards Media Day Bullets Forever

• The Raiders are treating former MVP Rich Gannon like crap because he is one of few players left that still actually cares about their abysmal NFL organization. The Sports Pig's Blog

• Seeing Florida State female coeds embrace Jenn Sterger's Cowgirl tradition is a beautiful development. Busted Coverage

• Kim Kardishan must have her ass on the super juice. Holy Smokes Batman! Don Chavez

• NFL's Red Zone - What CBS and FOX Don't Want You To See. The Sporting Blog

• I might have to quit my day job if men can make 15K for a woody. Blog of Hilarity

• Tree House sells for 12K? Asylum

• Video of Conan's injury. Nextround.net

• The 2009 Mr. Olympian Final 6 "Pose Down" Joe Sports Fan

• Even with an injured groin, Chargers DE Shawn Merriman has been very active on Twitter. Gunaxin

• The Angles clinched the AL West last night and honored their fallen teammate in a special way. Stupid Sports Blog

• The Great One's exit from Phoenix was a welcomed development. Can't Stop the Bleeding

• Get ready for Mike/Mike slobbering over Jon Bon Jovi like cougar fan girls because Arena Ball is back!! Deadspin

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Pix HT: I Am A Savage

• The mother of Edgerrin James's 4 children died in April and Edge is focused on filling the void for his kids. Yahoo Sports
  


• Joe Posnanski writes up a terrific piece on Kansas Royals minor league pitcher Disco Hayes defying the odds with his slow fast ball and side arm delivery. KC Star
  


• For the 5 Royals fans left in the country, Posnanski provides 3361 words of stellar in depth analysis of the 2009 team's shittiness. Joe Posnanski's blog 
  


• Lebowskifest is coming to the DC area on its US tour. Lebowskifest
  


• Vizio is making a name for itself in the competitive High Def TV market. NY Times
  


• Mark Chmura jersey sighting in Arizona. I never thought Favre could drop to the same level in my eyes as the ass hypocritical ass hole Chewy. Straight Cash Homey
  


• Simon is confused to why the Tampa Rays dealt Scott Kazmir and no other team blocked the trade either. Simon on Sports
  


• This video takes the term corner kick to a whole new meaning in soccer. Yes, these flags do make men in committed relationships very jealous. Sportscrack
  


• I agree with Isaac that I somehow still watch Entourage even though the terrible plot lines and piss poor acting constantly leave me unfulfilled. This Ashley character is as blah as Kevin Connolly's thespian chops. The World of Isaac
  


• Brian Boitano has parlayed his ice skating career and South Park song fame into a cooking show on the Food Network. Huggin Harold Reynolds
  


• Mums the word from Minka Kelly on whether reports that she has locked down serial player Derek Jeter with an engagement. Moon Dog Sports
  


• Mad Men brought out some taboo racial humor from the "good ole days." Asylum
  


• In the spirit of Joey McIntyre from a past generation, Zac Efron ruins another hard core gangster. Nextround.net
  


• There is some sophomoric editing on Urban Meyer's wikipedia page. Losers With Socks
  


• Lucy Pinder is guaranteed to jolt up your Munday. On 205th
  

Link Whores-Mac G Apology Edition

Picture HT: TV Tan Line

• I consulted several talented graphic design professionals and their consensus opinion was that Washington Wizards logo has to be some joke. Nope, it is pathetically real. NBC Washington 
  


• Craigslist is one unique company and this is a solid read. Wired
  


• Apple could soon be offering cameras on its iPod classic, nano, and touch. Electronista
  


• Due to the tough economic climate caused by the malfeasance of greedy banksters, prices for beer and steaks are going up. Costs of cigarettes were already dramatically increased earlier this year because of new taxes. What is next target for males, Weed? The Washington Independent
  


• I was disappointed that Kansas State and Iowa State did not make the list of America’s 25 Douchiest Colleges. I have spent many of miserable nights attempting to party in both of those manure laced lame excuses for college towns. This list is blatant example of page view whoring because you have to click through each 25 individual pages. Putting the George W Bush Administration's farm system of loyal Bushies, otherwise known as Bob Jones University, at number 6 made up for their whoring. Nextround.net
  


• The 1985 Iowa Hawkeyes were one of the definitive sports teams of my adolescence and their Rose Bowl team was led by Heisman runner up QB Chuck Long. It is lousy that the football program has not retired Long's number 16. Possibly their football/athletic department are too busy covering up players' sexual assaults and shaking down fans for gobs of money to watch their Tecmo Bowl vanilla offense every fall. One historic upset victory over Penn State and the best Hawkeye offensive season ever by Shonn Greene in 2008 does not give me amnesia of what happened to this poor young female.  Black Heart Gold Pants
  


• A list of Division basketball coaches on Twitter. Peter Robert Casey
  


• Ed Hardy hand sanitizer is perfect for Jon Gosselin. Tasty Booze
  


• Japaneese kids are more likely to pop their virgin cherries if they skip breakfast. Blog of Hilarity
  


• Anna Kournikova is still slinging sex appeal and now Kswiss products. Don Chavez
  


• Natty digs up videos dedicated to participating in the Mile High Club. Uncoached
  


• Utah teacher paid a 15 year old for sex and the state of Florida will soon raise its game so not to be nudged from the top spot of "female teachers sexually preying on young boys" stories. The Sports Pig's Blog
  


• Shaq dons pink speedo bottoms. NESW Sports
  


• Men across America will soon swoon when this hot Arizona State cheerleader throws out her shocker pitchfork symbols during Sundevils' games. Busted Coverage
  


• Leryn Franco, the world's favorite Paraguayan pole vaulter from the 08 Olympic games, participated in a steamy bikini photo shoot. On 205th
  


• If the Sports media world had a TV show like Saturday Night Live, Rick Pitino's bizarre press conference yesterday would be ripe for a clever comedic parody. The Sporting Blog
  


• This is a very useful tech cheat sheet to use on today's elder generation. Yep Yep
  

I apologize deeply to my loyal readership for my lack of posts over the past several months. I am tackling some major personal issues that have left me with a serious case of bloggers block.

In June, my loyal pet of 10 years became tragically ill and I had to put him down after months of futilely (And Expensively!) searching for the cause of his health complications. Then the following month, my beloved fiancé Miss So Belle abandoned me to move far away and live with her parents in an attempt to chase some other life without me. 

To rub in the salt deep, my favorite sports player of all time, Brett Favre, decided to spit in the face of my 16 years of fan loyalty to play for the hated enemy, Viqueens. 

I never want to bore anyone with the mundane details of my life but I felt the need to address my sucky blogging. I have seriously contemplated just erasing my whole Mac G online presence from the series of tubes and maybe someday I will just say fuk it all.

My old man asked me recently how many fantasy football teams that I planned on having this year and my answer of 5 stirred a stern response from him. He lectured me that I should focus my energies on other productive things and I countered that I need the squads to deal with life’s shitty poker hands.

So for now, I will continue to use this blog as a creative outlet and I hope in the meantime continue to entertain a few peeps with my rants, humorous vids/pix and of course, mad poon. 

Word, Mac G

Link Whores

• Video of President Obama throwing out first pitch of the All Star game in a White Sox Jacket and joking about no money for bailing out the National League. The Political Carnival
  


• Even President Obama is cracking on the 2009 Washington Nationals. Sigh. NBC Washington
  


• Wing nut Obama haters are making up thunderous All Star boos, ripping his choice of jeans, Joe Scaraborough mocked Prez's pitch for being "dainty", and Rush Limbaugh crazily huffed that Obama was raised by communists because Obama pronounced White Sox stadium, "Comminsky Park." 
  


• The Nats do not appear to be hosting an All Star game at their park any time soon. WaPo
  


• The Lerner family, owners of the Nationals, were AWOL for the presser dealing with firing of Manny Acta. Typical performance by shit hole Mall Rats. The Nationals Enquirer
  


• This pathetic letter was sent to Nats ticket holders by the franchise and it justifiably irked a Nats blogger. The Nats Blog
  


• My favorite Nats online pundit, Chris Neddham, agrees with myself that it was way past time for Nats/Acta to part ways. Both will be better off as the team can not play any worse under him and Acta should feel relieved to not have to deal with the daily misery. NBC Washington.Follow Needham on Twitter. 


• Two Red heads look ready to party. The Beer Goggler
  


• Who needs a pool when you can just lay out in a parking lot on the asphalt? The trailer park must have been full. Tasty Booze
  


• Brooke Burke is looking cougarlicious at the ESPY awards. Don Chavez
  


• Fat man journalist Jason Whitlock pokes fun at Serena's big bootie. What is the saying about Kettle or Pot or something? Graney and the Pig's Blog
  


• This Sandra Lee mash up vid is pretty sick. Next Round.net
  

This headline from the Slog with the Ichiro/Obama picture above cracked me up: The Photo That's Confusing Straight Men Across Seattle

My boy Tree presents a solid case for Ichiro being the best MLB hitter of the Aughts. Tree's Trunk

Link Whores

• Canadian Beer Molson is cutting off supply of free beer to its retirees. Drunk Nothings

• Police and prosecutors in Orlando were convicting people of violent crimes based on the "testimony" of a police dog. Of course, these canine powers were complete bullshit and this story will blow your mind. The Agitator

• South Carolina Republican Strategist told a hilarious joke on his Facebook page as he compared Michelle Obama to an escaped Zoo Gorilla. Asylum

• More Southern "Fried Chicken and Watermelon" GOP humor with a Tennessee political staffer sending out some unfunny president portrait image of Obama's face being blacked out. I love how those who get caught doing unsavory acts are only sorry that the wrong people saw their racist jokes and not actually remorseful for sending out the racist jokes in the first place. Huff Po

• BC wants their readers to pick out their favorite Lingerie football star. Busted Coverage

• Iranian woman strips to protest elections. Blog of Hilarity

• 10 of the sexiest tennis videos. Uncoached

• Watch out for the Yellow Rain at your next Water Park outing. Brahsome

• Ron Burgundy jokes are hilarious when they happen to real life TV News studio hosts. Don Chavez

• Megan Fox is America's best diplomatic weapon to the world. Tasty Booze

• Ana Milojevic is increasing tourism in Serbia. On 205th

Jon/Kate/Emeril Image HT: Shoebox Blog

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• DC tracked down the Playboy hate F list article on wing nut women that was pulled after a bunch of people complained. Who knew the term Hate F&*# was so taboo now in our society? Don Chavez

• Cool crowd shots at Lakers game 1 Finals victory over Magic. Major League Jerk

• Matt likes the moves that Braves made this week. Sportscrack

• You can watch Phish's summer tour from your Iphone. Observation Bubble

• I do not know much about local Memphis politics or Congressman Steve Cohen but I believe the NBA's 19 year old age limit is punitively unfair. If NBA Commish Stern is so worried about young kids, he should discourage his owners from selecting high schoolers or develop a real minor league system that allows kids to make some real cash while working on their game. There is no reason these elite level ballers should play in college for one a year scholarship if there is a NBA team willing to pay them millions instead. In life, you usually are only worth what someone else is willing to pay you. Why is this different in American professional basketball? Moon Dog Sports

• I attempted to witness Randy Johnson's quest for his 300th victory with my boy Lancer Matt on Wednesday night and endured torrential downpours that delayed the start of the game. We left around 8:30 because of a nasty front coming but in typical dysfunctional Nats management style, they left fans hanging for 4 hours before postponing game. DC Sports Bog

• The Scribe breaks down the problems with the Mets. The Legend of Cecilio Guante

• John Daly is pimping some sports drink. Deuce of Davenport

• Here is a 2010 NFL mock draft that is not by Mel Kiper or Todd McShay. My Sports Rumors

• Simon details why the Pirates have sucked in the past 2 decades. Simon on Sports

• Tennis player Dominika Cibulkova is some hot stuff in small package. The World of Isaac

• HHR previews Saturday's Belmont Stakes. Hugging Harold Reynolds

Picture HT: Major Leak Jerk

Link Whores

• Hayden Panettiere is sporting a Cowboy hat and bikini combination. On 205th

• This Seinfeld Mashup video is out Fn standing. Homework4dummies

• Fans of the Washington Wizards are in mourning after suffering through an abomination of a season and their reward is the 5th pick. The 2 worst teams in NBA (Kings&Wiz) end up with 4thth picks. My man love for Blake Griffin and Ricky Rubio immediately turned to disdain. Bullets Forever & Truth About It&NBC Washington

• I am late to this 2009 Hot Ladies tourney and Megan Fox was upset for the title. Scroll down for more photos. Sharapova's Thigh

• Jai wants a full inquiry into estrogen testing in Florida. Loser With Socks

• Marissa Miller gets DC and Ellen hot at the same time. Don Chavez

• The best LOST reviewer on tubes sums up the season finale. The House Next Door

• I need this awesome beer Fridge and it would help me save the environment. Even Alkies can go green. Gunaxin

• Lane Kiffin might have violated some NCAA rule again with his comments on a recruit. I am anxious to see what he can get into after he actually coaches a game for the Vols. Brahsome

• JKoot gets to the bottom of Mark Sanchez tapping Hilary Rhoda. Busted Coverage

• Due to my Midwestern roots, I always will have a soft spot for George Brett. Mr. Pine Tar can still bring the raw smack. Sportscrack

Picture HT: My Confined Space

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• For those lucky duckies burdened with Washington Nationals fandom, here is an essential survival guide for following the 2009 season. I am well over due to sneak in a 1/5 of wickey into the stadium and it is good to know that having a baby will make it easier to hide beers in the diaper bag. Fire Jim Bowden

• Speaking of the Nats, they broke the Dodgers undefeated streak last night by overcoming a 6 run first inning deficit for the win. The biggest news was the Kenny Powers look alike and washed up vet, Ron Villone showed during the game and ended up with the win. I hope he celebrated the win at Sha Booms! NBC Washington

• Jordan Brewster's F me Eyes will give you a quick jolt on this Friday. The Beer Goggler

• Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace loves to play with her lovely fun bags. Hollywood Tuna

• After centuries and centuries of being crapped on, humans with African blood do seem to making some gradual headway in the world. Long Live the Message

• For all of the LOST fans out there, Todd VanDerWerff never disappoints in his recaps. The House Next Door

• I am always bitching that Corporations limit technology to protect their profit margins (RIAA) and should be using technological advances to expand their market shares. Consumers become happy and loyal paying customers. This is an amazing detailed account of why online renting of movies/tv shows is hamstrung by Hollywood studios. My streaming Netflix service is awesome and makes owning physical DVDs obsolete but the current selections suck ass. Slate

• Kelly and Andy had a dance off on last night's episode of the Office. Nextround.net

• This link is for all of those trapped in cube world and listening to BS from your manager. Examiner

• Who does not love a good coed undie run? Always Stripping U (ASU) delivers the goodies. Busted Coverage

• Hey guys, next time you feel the urge to rub one out while driving, at least pull over. Tasty Booze

Pictures from Skeet on Mischa and Tumblricious

Link Whores

• Washington Capitals/ NY Rangers playoff schedule is out and I am ready to rock some red for the next 2 months. Capitals Kremlin

• All of the Stanley Cup playoff matchups and thanks ESPN for showing poker tournament reruns instead of exciting hockey playoff action. NHL.com

• Speaking of Corporate assholes, Amazon fits the bill with their new homophobic business practices. Jack and Jill Politics

• Reed Johnson robs Prince Fielder of a grand slam with a wicked catch and the Cubs win. Docksquad Sports

• Video and pictures of the Polar Bear attacking woman who jumped into its quarters at the Berlin Zoo. Look at This....

• Michelle Hunziker steams up the beach. The Beer Goggler

• The Official 2009 Liliana Montoya Calendar is insanely hot. Camel Tap

• Cuzzy is running a NHL playoff contest. Cuzoogle

• Louis CK is hilarious in an interview with Conan. Yep Yep

• HBO's Eastbound&Down is coming back for more Kenny Fn Powers! Brahsome

• Where are Dem White Chicks? staring Lane Kiffin and Mike Tomlin. Loser With Socks

• The Blue Jays are off to a good start so it is pretty bad timing that they are stopping booze sales for a few games at the Skydome. Tasty Booze

Picture HT: Troy Dalton

Link Whores

• Jessica Biehl strips for Powderblue. Brahsome

• NFL cheerleader tryouts are beginning. The Angry T

• Radiohead to Testify Against the RIAA Torrent Freak

• Since the Hawkeye basketball and football teams continually let me down, (except for Shonn Greene&Mitch King) I was proud that the Iowa government legally recognized the human rights of homosexual couples. Anonymous Liberal
• Chris Brown played in a charity basketball game for domestic violence. Whacked! Graney and the Pig's Blog

• I agree that the crap on Disney Channel and Nickelodeon is harming the younger generation. Gunaxin

• Victoria Silvstedt is sizzling hot in these bikini photos. The Beer Goggler

• Cool pictures of the new Yankee stadium and I will hate their franchise until I die. My death is more likely to happen before my Orioles win a World Series. Sliding Into Home

• I have known for a good decade to never sleep on a Tom Izzo coached team in the tournament. Sparty has a good shot in the title game vs UNC. Cuzoogle

• JKoot is on the prowl at the Final Four. Busted Coverage

• TAI endured a horrible Wiz/Heat game on Saturday night but did end up with some Za from the middle eastern Techno pizza joint on U Street. Truth About It

Picture HT: Another Bullshit Night in Suck City

Link Whores

• Ohio State WR Brian Hartline’s NFL Draft Preparation Includes Bending Over Girlfriend. (Busted Coverage)

• Hot Girls at Michigan State (Gunaxin)

• Christina Steps Out In Leopard-Print Leotard (DJ Mick)

• The 11 Worst Sports Related Video Games (The Angry T)

• Dangerous Things Named After Women (Asylum)

• Lauren is the red head star of the PC commericals that played on weekend repeat during college hoops. Epic Carnival

• THE 10 GREATEST SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME (Manofest)

• Guitar Hero Metallica with Coaches Bob Knight, Mike Krzyzewski, Rick Pitino & Roy Williams (Yep Yep)

• Worst NBA Video Games of All Time (Basketbawful)

• POST BEATING MUG SHOT OF SHAMWOW GUY’S HOOKER (Graney and The Pig's Blog)

• Calipari to Kentucky (Brahsome)

Link Whores- Lil Mac G Edition

• Party Punch Fail Yep Yep

• Jennifer Ellison on a beach on Mauritius Observation Bubble

• Even the kicker for Texas pulls hot Horns poon. Busted Coverage

• Manny Pacquiao, arguably the best boxer in the world, freaked out as a teen when his dad ate his family dog. Graney and the Pig's Blog.

• American Idol Bikini Girl is still flashing skin. Don Chavez

• ESPN used a picture of Jose Canseco when reporting on Curt Schilling's retirement. Awesome! Nextround.net

• UF's Percy Harvin scored a paltry 12 on his Wonderlic test. Loser With Socks

• The newest Internet rapping phenomenon is "1/2 Price." It is a must view. Manofest

• A couple in Kentucky got hitched at White Castle. Harold and Kumar would be so amused. Blog of Hilarity

• White Boys quite often do have problems with dunking. Sportscrack

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• The New England Euphoria, Expansion Lingerie Football Team Holds Tryouts. The Angry T

• A helpful fix for Megan Fox junkies. Camel Tap

• Following the lead of record companies, Hollywood Studios are looking to make life shittier and less convenient for their customers in order to protect profits. Decline Hollywood Daily

• Alessandra Ambrosio Makes Little Boys And Big Boys Drool Alike. The Beer Goggler

• Photos of the volcano explosion in Tonga. Mondoweiss

• Marquette's head coach Buzz Williams should have been Td up for bumping into an official and his temper tantrum antics at the end of Eagles' loss to Mizzou. The constant whining to officials by college coaches after every call gets real old to watch. Coack K is the worst. Tirico Suave

• Doug celebrated his 4th anniversary of his excellent blog. Congrats man and Atlas Shrugged did suck monkey balls. Hey Jenny Slater

• Des Moines Sports Radio personality goes on a 4 letter tirade. This is how I feel about the rudder less basketball and football programs at Iowa. Huff Po

• A Rod linked to more paid whores. Cant Stop the Bleeding

• Bruce Willis married a 30 year old hot model. Dude is just a legend. Yep Yep

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• Mascot fights are much more entertaining than 24/7 sports coverage of the bubble teams. Fan IQ

• Adriana Lima is stunning and her new hubby is one lucky NBA scrub. The Beer Goggler

• Cuzzy digs up classic One Shining Moment videos to get everyone jacked up for the NCAA hoops tourney. Cuzoogle

• Three different teachers in the Bay Area have been arrested lately for lesbian sex with female students. Insert your own crude joke because the stories make me ill. Graney and the Pig's blog.

• Christian Laettner and Rick Pitino recreate the "shot" for a Vitamin Water Ad. Yep Yep

• Jason Bourne is coming back for a 4th flick. Bitten and Bound

• BC starts out their essential March Madness coverage by featuring an old hottie UNC cheerleader. Busted Coverage

• Venus and Serena Williams' old man scored himself a younger woman. Brahsome

• Nothing beats the college lifestyle and it is pretty dope that the series of tubes makes reminiscing much easier. College OTR

• Playboy's "Pick Your Own girlfriend"contest appears to be a neat trick on naive dudes for some web traffic. Well, you suckered me into a link. Asylum

• My Irish eyes are smiling for these hot babes in St. Patty's Day gear. Gunaxin