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• The New England Euphoria, Expansion Lingerie Football Team Holds Tryouts. The Angry T

• A helpful fix for Megan Fox junkies. Camel Tap

• Following the lead of record companies, Hollywood Studios are looking to make life shittier and less convenient for their customers in order to protect profits. Decline Hollywood Daily

• Alessandra Ambrosio Makes Little Boys And Big Boys Drool Alike. The Beer Goggler

• Photos of the volcano explosion in Tonga. Mondoweiss

• Marquette's head coach Buzz Williams should have been Td up for bumping into an official and his temper tantrum antics at the end of Eagles' loss to Mizzou. The constant whining to officials by college coaches after every call gets real old to watch. Coack K is the worst. Tirico Suave

• Doug celebrated his 4th anniversary of his excellent blog. Congrats man and Atlas Shrugged did suck monkey balls. Hey Jenny Slater

• Des Moines Sports Radio personality goes on a 4 letter tirade. This is how I feel about the rudder less basketball and football programs at Iowa. Huff Po

• A Rod linked to more paid whores. Cant Stop the Bleeding

• Bruce Willis married a 30 year old hot model. Dude is just a legend. Yep Yep