Lollapalooza and Virgin Festival

2 Super SICK musical festivals are taking place this weekend. Lollapalooza in Chicago and Virgin Festival in Baltimore. Great Lineups and some bands are even performing at both places. Just like Bonnarroo, Lollapalooza is being stream lived at ATT&T Blue room.

The Live Webcast starts at 12:30 Cst and goes all weekend. Later I plan on adding a list of my favorite acts performing at each festival.

Lollapalooza Webcast Schedule
Lollapalooza Blog Coverage
Lollapalooza Lineup Schedule
Lollapalooza Main Website

Virgin Festival Lineup Schedule
Virgin Festival Main Website

NO, I will not be attending either festival. I have a family weekend with the In laws planned instead. HEE HAW!

Jon Lovitz is not a fan of Hercules Selig

I apologize to all of my readers but Mac G needs to get whatever tech device that can download what I watch on my TV immediately to Youtube. If anyone has any suggestions, please help.

I am watching Bonds/Dodgers game on ESPN because I am trying to see how many live Bonds ABs I can observe without him actually homering. I think I am at 40 and counting over the past two weeks.

During the game, Chris Berman introduces an Erin Andrews interview of a Hollywood Star and immediately I wonder if Jon Lovitz is at the game for some friendly banter.

BINGO Baby! Erin found Lovitz in the crowd and he had PLENTY to say. I guess he is a big Giants fan and just went OFF on Bud Hercules Selig. He remarked that a player had told him 7 years ago that 40 percent of the players were on roids. Lovitz sarcastically questioned if he knew this 7 years ago, how could Bud not know this? He had some choice words for the incompetence/ ignorance of Selig too. Lovitz might be my new hero after reading that he pounded annoying Andy Dick's head into a bar a few weeks ago. BRAVO Lovitz!

After Lovitz's rant, hottie Andrews ended the interview by plainly saying, "I have no more questions to ask." Berman and Morgan had no real reply either, with Berman stammering, "well there is another opinion." Both were saved by a In-Studio game update and they changed the topic when they returned. Coincidence? Or some ESPN producer in the truck throwing them a life preserver? I will try to find this video ASAP!

Selig just had a bizarre press conference where he talked about his Herculean effort to attending all of these recent Bonds games. Selig did not attend the game tonight, however, he will able to overcome that charter flight tomorrow to sunny San Diego and endure a seat in a club level box. This is just how Hercules would defeat life's obstacles, head on in a luxury suite!

The only the boos that I heard during the whole Hall of Fame induction weekend were showered LOUDLY after the introduction of the Baseball Commissioner. I am sure they were just unhappy with the financing plans they received from Selig's Car Lots.

UPDATE: Bugs and Crank weighs in with a partial transcript of the interview
SAYHEY blog was impressed by Lovitz's candor

Selig's Trip Uphill Both Ways
Travels of Hercules
Get Out Your Fn Checkbook
Lovitz Bashes Dick

Mac Gs World

This One's for North Carolina! C'mon and Raise up! Take Your Shirt Off, Twist it 'Round Yo' Head, Spin it Like a Helicopter

I do not know if this letter above is legit or not but it is still pretty awesome. The "please masturbate in your own room," kind of gives it away. I am big fan of the UNC Tarheels, especially their baby blue colors and Smoking HOT women!

I dated a Tarheel once, alright dated is a not the right word, too strong. We had sexual relations for a long period of time. She was a great girl, long legs, tight body, loved her Heels and hated Duke. And was a freaky freak in the sack. Win, Win all around. GO HEELS! OH, the glory days and yes, MONOGAMY STILL Blows!

OH, here is another great picture for Harley lovers and guys everywhere.

"How Much Awareness Have You Raised?"

Here is a hilarious comedic video segment on the impact Live Earth had on Aasif Mandiv. This further proves that it is only funny when you rip on EVERYONE not just democrats for being liberal.

1/2 Hour News Hour BLOWS!

"This Just In, Ted Stevens Has Led The Happiest Life In The History Of The World"

Maybe Senator Teddy Bear's life is not so happy anymore now that the Feds have raided his Alaskan home. It appears the man, who famously labeled the Internet a series of tubes, had his house size illegally doubled by an oil company for free or at a very reduced price.

This same oil company's executives have recently pled guilty to bribing public officials.Things do not look well for Ted and his temper could be a problem in the pokey.

Here is video of a "Coot Off" between Teddy Bear Ted and Senator Byrd.

Teddy Bear throwing a tantrum on the Senate floor.


Teddy Bear's infamous tubes comments.

Video Recap of the story courtesy of Talking Points Memo TV



FBI and IRS raid Teddy Bear's House
Internet is made up of tubes
Ted's House Doubles
Review of Teddy Bear's troubles
Alaskan Politicians love bribes, Duke Stir would be proud
UPDATE: Teddy Bear Growls
“Can you understand English?! That’s the only statement I’m going to make.”

"TO NY! TO NY! WE LOVE YOU CAL!"

I would rather not focus on my personal life but Mac G just returned from a once in a lifetime experience. A trip up to Cooperstown with my father to see my lifetime baseball idol, Cal Ripken Junior get inducted to the baseball Hall of Fame. Simply AWESOME!

70K fans made the pilgrimage to the Village of Cooperstown, setting an all time attendance record. Padres and Orioles fans celebrated their baseball heroes together in harmonious unison. It was an unbelievable setting and a true final farewell for 2 of baseball's greatest players/human beings.

If you are a baseball fan, I implore you to make the trip to see this place before you die. It will be worth whatever money and effort it takes to make it up to Bumble F nowhereville New York.

I have plenty to say very shortly about my trip. Pete Rose is a circus act, Bud Selig was booed HEAVILY, an up close Johnny Travolta sighting, Goose Gossage is cool, Mike Schmidts an ahole, plenty of Bonds/Roids fan conversations, a first hand view of the whole autograph memorabilia racket, and much more.

Here are some cell phone pictures that I have and apologize in advance for the crappy quality. One is of Charlie Hustle himself, looking for some table scraps.

I have never been prouder to be an Oriole fan and yes, they have had nine straight losing seasons!!