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Twitter Hacker on the Loose

Just when I signed up for my very own Twitter account, there seems to be a hilarious Twitter hacker on the loose. Coinkydink?





My hacked Twitter account would read: "macg_og is sipping on Zimas & wondering how Ryan Seacrest gets his hair so perfect."

Don't Change the World

Stephen Colbert recently gave a speech at Princeton's Class Day and of course, it is Fn awesome.





Here is my favorite sign and it is refreshing to know the Ivy kids like to rip em milky white just like regular college kids, Yummy.



Stephen Colbert tells Princeton to keep the world the same

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Colbert Has a Papa Bear Meltdown Moment

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Sorry I Missed Your Party

I always hear about some crazy stat that there are a millions of blogs out there and hundreds of thousands are created everyday.

Regardless if these numbers are credible, I am sure most of the blogs are crap anyway. Hell, I am still amazed people waste time on this URL, digesting my rants and attempts at low (HIGH!) brow entertainment.

My favorite blogs are the niche sites that pop up and make you go, "Damn, what a great idea, why didn't I think of that?"

The top ones that come to mind are:

• TV Tan Line posts still pictures of Movies and TV shows.

• LOL Jocks amuses me to no other with captions on sports pictures. The Bob Huggins "Choke a Bitch" is legendary.

• Hot Chicks With Douchebags is a picture tutorial of why girls love guido's and nice guys finish dead Fn last.

• Straight Cash Homey locates random jerseys still circulating as clothing attire. I might submit a picture of me chillin in my Bucks Big Dog jersey.

• Stuff White People Like mocks my albino kin everywhere for pretty much being predictable and big fat dorks.

The fresh new brilliant site that I just discovered via Liberally Lean From the Land of Dairy Queen is called Sorry I Missed Your Party. It posts party pictures from Flickr and they are Fn Hilarious.

Here is a preview of some of the classic previews and the banter descriptions on the blog could be as funny as the pictures themselves.










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Pookie's still Cracking Funny Jokes

Chris Rock is currently on a US comedy stand up tour. This joke just cracked me up

"President Bush has Fd everything up so much, he's made it hard for a white man to become president!"

New York magazine compiled the top 6 jokes from his recent Madison Square Garden show.

1. Calling for a hit on Flavor Flav: "He needs to be killed. Flavor Flav must be killed. I'm serious" — because he worries that Republican operatives will try to use Flav to bring down Obama. "Would you vote for somebody who has anything in common with Flav?"

2. On his neighbors: "[My only three black neighbors are] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest singers of all time, Denzel Washington, one of the greatest actors of all time, and Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers of all time." His white neighbor? "A dentist. And he isn't like the greatest dentist in history either. I had to host the Oscars to get that house — a black dentist in my neighborhood would have to invent teeth."

3. On John McCain: "We don't need a president with a bucket list. Who's going to be his VP? A nurse?"

4. On Clinton's experience: "My wife, we've been married 10 years, but if she got on stage now, y'all wouldn't laugh at all."

5. On Obama: "We've never seen a black man so cool — that wasn't in the music business..." ...and Reverend Wright: "Have you ever met a 75-year-old black man in this country that wasn't angry? I mean, they have a few reasons."

6. On voting: "They don't want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn't vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come."

I could not find any vids of his new tour but I did locate an old goodie.



Chris Rock's website
Rock's MySpace page
Washington Post review of his show
Top Jokes at MSG

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"Dont You Taser Me Maaann!"

Anyone need 10 minutes to kill on a Monday afternoon? Check out this Dave Chappelle video from a stand up routine in London. Hilarious highlights include:

Dave bitching about the no smoking policy in London
Commenting on England's white homeless
Joking about almost being rich bitch
Chappelle revealing that he does not say jokes about his wife anymore
"Dont You Taser Me Maaan!"



Last week Chappelle performed another record 6 hour plus comedy skit. Supposedly he is worried about Dane Cook breaking the previous record that he set in April. Dane Cook? Seriously?

Chappelle caring about Cook is like our government worrying about some worthless country half way around the globe with a minuscule military budget compared to ours invading American shores, oh wait, bad analogy.

Thanks to Tim's Take for the tip and be sure to check out Tim's clever ongoing feature called: 2007 Human Being of Greatest Significance.


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