Stripper Pole Tailgating

How easy it would my job as poon hunter be at tailgates if I could just stake out the stripper pole?





I have no idea what this dude below is on but I could use 2 right about now.

Gamecock QB Decked

A Bad Ass ex football player ref is really pissed that the South Carolina QB plows mad hot cock poon so he sees an Uncle Rico opportunity to drop a forearm shiver. Some marketing genius turns the video into a viral Bud Light commercial. I Fn love technology and cock poon.



HT: The Wizard of Odds

Old White Man Dance Killin It

I am plowing through life at a speedy rate so I highly doubt that I will still be able to pull off these dance moves at this guy's age. Plus, I admire the big balls of the old man Blue to wear his Gator gear in the middle of an enemy LSU tailgate.



If this situation arises, I might be able to pop some pills to rock with a Gator pooner.

End of the BCS Show

Last night's BCS title game was why I did not want a Big 10 team in the championship. I know the conference is down and I do not need 8 more months of the media/fans reminding me.

Playing USC in LA or LSU in New Orleans is not what I call, "neutral" locations either. It would be great to see some warm weather teams come strap it up outside in single degree temps and see how it worked out for them.

The SEC was the best conference all season and LSU was their top team. They earned the crown.

If the Luckeyes had some WRs that could catch or a player who could block a punt, they might have had a chance. Bottom line is LSU dominated the line of scrimmage and thus, ball game.

Fox needs to stop covering these post season college games and for the love of god, STOP SHOWING THE BANDS! Whew, I feel better. The demographic viewing these games, men of all ages, love Poon and not frugly clarinet players. Who needs to be fired to make this happen?

Awful Announcing has the video of Jamarcus Russell's hideous sweater outfit last night. Russell is an absolute monster and I have no idea what he mumbled. Troy Smith had a great one liner crack on his attire.

College football anticlimactically ends with a THUD. March Madness and the NFL playoffs trample these crappy bowl contests.

Railing on the need for a college football playoff is similar to highlighting the disastrous policies of the inept George W Bush presidency. You reach a point where you just run out of motivation to keep beating the same dead horse over and over because nothing changes.

Anyway, I just found this video of LSU tiger fan busting his Bourbon Street cherry early, at age 3. Busted Coverage might have had this video but their server is down.




Less Band, More Cajun Cheer Poon.

Crazy LSU fan

The LSU Tigers defense could have used some of this form tackling on DMac last Friday.


Mac Gs World