Showing posts with label Joe the Plumber. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joe the Plumber. Show all posts

Monday, January 12, 2009

Joe the Jackass Entertainer


Just in case you were not able to digest that video on a Monday morning, here is a key passage in transcript form:


"I'll be honest with you. I don't think journalists should be anywhere allowed war. I mean, you guys report where our troops are at. You report what's happening day to day. You make a big deal out of it. I-I think it's asinine.

You know, I liked back in World War I and World War II when you'd go to the theater and you'd see your troops on, you know, the screen and everyone would be real excited and happy for'em. Now everyone's got an opinion and wants to downer--and down soldiers. You know, American soldiers or Israeli soldiers.

I think media should be abolished from, uh, you know, reporting. You know, war is hell. And if you're gonna sit there and say, 'Well look at this atrocity,' well you don't know the whole story behind it half the time, so I think the media should have no business in it."
Joe the Plumber sure is a solid addition to the Conservative media pundit world, who's members have spent recent weeks trying to idiotically rewrite the history of the US depression and bash the proven effective policies of FDR because the truth does not work out for their ideologically driven, reality bankrupt "commentary news" narratives. (Be sure to read this solid column, which details the moronic logic of today's prominent GOP media pundits over FDR's contributions to American society. )

Joe the Hack's comments probably made Seymour Hersh poke his eyes out and David Halberstam roll over in his grave. Since he wants to get all self righteous, 767 journalists have died since 1992 covering military conflicts around the world. 41 Journalists died in 2008 and 91 Journalists have been murdered in the ongoing Iraq war.

I can guarantee that the friends and families of fallen journalists do no think any of them sacrificed their lives in some shallow vain because they were trying to exploit or harm soldiers in war for personal PR gain. (Hmm, hint, hint?)

I understand it would be much easier for Joe's "cause" if international journalists just shaped all of their reports in a pro-war America press release form. The Pentagon already did a very effective job in the pro war propaganda department by selling the American public on TV all of the glorious virtues of invading Iraq with their now defunct Military Analyst Propaganda Program.

The Conglomerate Corporations, who control our news media, basically ignored the story because of their guilty involvement in it so I understand how Joe would be ignorant about these activities.

Instead of traveling to Israel, Joe should get a DC NeoCon think tank (Heritage or AEI) to fund him a trip to DC. While here in DC, he can go visit the Journalists Memorial at the Newseum to see what real reporters looks like.

Considering the fact that Israeli has barred reporters from entering Gaza to report on the deadly violence and an office housing international news agencies was recently bombed, his comments against reporters while in Israel are even more stupid.

I wish he would just go away but the partisan and comical mocker in me says keep giving Samuel Wurzelbacher a microphone.

This post was dedicated to my sane and savvy Republican boy, Jack Donaghy Jr., who I know hates that the fringe wing nuts(Rush, Kristol, Hannity, Savage,etc) have hijacked his party, stopped making persuasive arguments to the public based in facts, and became the mainstream spokes people for conservatism in 2009.

Hell, even Bush recognized that the anti immigrant behavior of Republican party pols is probably not an effective long term successful strategy.


UPDATE: Like Clockwork, Bloggers on the right defend this jackass. Sadly NO, who like myself sees the value of a strong 2 party system to keep power in check from corruption, is completely fed up with this dumbing down embrace of the political discourse.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Gramps is Confused Again: "Where is Joe?"

Even for the right's typical fake populist campaign mascot standards, the continual GOP promotion of an unlicensed plumber, who owes back taxes and would get a much larger tax cut under an Obama presidency, is absurdly comical, The Daily Show writers (hire me?) have the easiest job in American today as the hypocrisy fueled humor just writes itself.



I hope Joe did not pair up with Sarah Palin, glossed the Whack Job Diva, by seriously "going rogue."
Joe’s a No-Show at McCain Rally

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I was enjoying Happy Hour last Friday at a downtown DC tavern when I noticed the paramedics roll in. A business man, likely in his late 40's or 50s, was their target. I was shocked that this was going down right near me because I never witnessed any commotion or your usual vomit/sexual harassment/falling down experience.

The man was sitting at the bar, barely coherent and clenching his scotch glass with an iron first. Eventually, the medics wheeled him out on the gurney. Quickly, the bar patrons went back to pounding cheap beers and watching young drunk professional chicks dry hump each other.

The reason this story came to mind was after this same scenario played out to John Daly at Hooters except Daly resisted and was thrown in the clink to sober up.

Daly has been my favorite golfer forever and it appears he can not overcome the demons in his life. Or simply, he should have ate more wings to wash down his 10 jack and diets.

What is up with America that we continually find compassion and love for the fat gambling alcoholic, who continually screws up but we absolutely loathe and hate the strip club loving drunk idiot like Pac Man Jones?

Then again, this is the same America that allows Joe "the wannabee plumber" to have a publicist/agent looking to secure him a country music deal and gives this tax avoiding schmuck a TV platform to bash Obama over about Israel and social security. Joe wants to talk about foreign policy? Is this a Joke? Even Fox News came to defend Obama from Joe's ignorance so you know this dude is beyond clueless.

Sorry, that was insult to all of schmucks out there like myself. word, Mac G.


UPDATE: Cajun Boy is really pissed about Joe the wannabee plumber's mouth.

Speaking of Joe the Plumber, something just dawned on me...I really want to kick his fucking ass! Seriously, I'm one of the least violent people you'll ever meet but each and every time I see or hear this oafish dipshit sheepishly mumbling his little talking points into any microphone that's shoved into his face that Sean Hannity probably writes for him each day, I feel myself suddenly overcome with a visceral bloodlust. I want to make him squeal like a pig by repeatedly pummeling his big stupid head with my fists.

Dude is perhaps the most annoying sack of shit to enter American politics since...since...nobody...he IS the most annoying sack of shit to ever enter American politics. Anyone who says the things that he says without ANY basis in fact whatsoever, then never gets challenged on it because he's an "ordinary citizen just speaking his mind," and then refuses to back it up all when someone finally does nut up and ask some questions by invoking the pussy move to end all pussy moves..."well, I'm just expressing how I feel personally and people can go out and make their own decisions."

Bullshit fuckface!

What evidence do you have that Barack Obama as president would lead to the death of Israel? His name? Bill Ayers? Let's hear it asshole! Because he has been absolutely unequivocal in his support to this point in time.

How bout this...how bout I say something I feel right about know...Joe the Plumber is a kid-fucker. Yep, he is. Totally. He fucks little boys. Blind ones. In their innocent, tight little assholes, he fucks them. How do I know this? Well, I'm not gonna get into that, but you people can go out and make up your own mind about whether or not you think Joe the Plumber is a kid-fucker. But, you know, he totally is.

I want this fucker in a steel cage, mano y mano. He can wear his little Ohio State sweatshirt that he's always sporting around, I'll throw on my purple LSU hoodie.

Joe the Plumber needs his fucking ass whipped.


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