Monday, June 18, 2007

Wonder if Byron Needed a Sock?

Byron Houston was a monster PF for the Okie St Cowpokes back in the late 80s/early 90s. He dominated the Big 8. His NBA career looked promising until he measured somewhere around 6'3 1/2 at a pre draft camp. He ended up being the prototypical college tweener. Too short to to play PF but not quick enough to play small forward. His NBA career fizzled after 4 seasons. From a tip from Withleather, Byron is back in the news and he looks quite the Master of his own Domain.

A woman called police around 5:45 p.m. Wednesday to report that a man was masturbating at an intersection in northwestern Oklahoma City, police Master Sgt. Gary Knight said. Officers found Houston in the driver's seat of a vehicle with his underwear on the floorboard, and the woman positively identified him, Knight said.

With some help from Mac G's buddy Hank Almond, it turns out Byron is a registered sex offender for an incident in 2003.
His sex offender status got him fired from a basketball camp last summer.
Poor Byron, where is a man to go for his needs in the early evening hours? What took Byron so long to "finish up?" He should have just asked to borrow a sock like the guy in this video. Never mind!

Masturbation

Byron Arrested

Sex Offender
Booted from Hoops Camp

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