Merry Homas

Now these are the type of tailgating videos that I would like to display on Mac Gs World.

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• UK Celeb finds Sophia Howard needing Frosty to help her out (As Always NSFW or Not Safe For Girlfriends)

• Hottest Girls of Myspace finds a smoking hot DJ.

• Wife gets in the way of a hooker making her rent money at Tasty Booze

• Slam Dizzle has more "Cloverfield" movie Hype and video

• I agree with the Putdown, Barry Sanders is the man!

• Story of Xmas Party Threesome at Pointless banter

• Hilarious Steroid Breakdown by the Angry T at Epic Carnival

• Very Fd up story at Brahsome as 3 UNC football players night of possible kinky sex turned into them getting robber and sexually assaulted. My guess is the suspect went to the fridge first.

• My Homeboy at Busted Coverage breaks down the New Orleans Bowl the only way possible.

• Angryer at Loser With Socks does not want Terry Bowden coaching at WVU

Picture of the Day-Let's Hug it Out

I feel in the holiday spirit with this Picture of the Day. Actually, my brain is moving at Jets QB Chad Pennington warp speed. Super SLOW. Too much eggnog last night.

Stripper Tailgating

Things are pretty slow around here if I am showing another "talent challenged" stripper tailgate video. The ladies at the Pink Pony, my favorite spot in the ATL, are much more attractive.
I will give her an A for amateur effort.

Soccer Scrums

I am not a violent person.

I feel every human possess a self interest to get along rather than to constantly fight. It is easier and less stressful for all of us in our every day lives.

I subscribe to the Gandhi/MLK belief system of solving problems through peaceful actions and dialogue.

"Pass me the warm butter and put down the guns unless absolutely necessary."

I believe that you accomplish more by using honey than vinegar.

Or by chugging whiskey and using condoms. :)

However, I still find entertainment in watching other people brawl in sporting contests, especially when I am not the one on the receiving end of these vicious slide tackles or powerful haymakers.

Happy Humpday

Raiders Tailgate

Why skip a Raiders tailgate to attend a low rate gentleman's club when you can bring the nasty strippers to the game? Be sure to NOT watch this video while chewing or drinking anything this morning. Seriously, these Raiders fruglys have scared me for life.

Link Whores

• Insanely Hot Cleveland Brown Fan at Hottest Girls of MySpace.

• Some Dbag hates Ladies Night at Tasty Booze. It reminds me of people that want more groups for white males since we are SOOO oppressed in American society.

• To recognize the 10 year Anniversary of Chris Farley's death here are more funny pictures of the most lovable fan man in college sports. KU Coach Mark Mangino smiles wide at Busted Coverage.

• Rich Eisen in a Love Triangle back in the day from Brahsome, YES, that Rich Eisen.

• Loser With Socks has some photos of the Rich Rodriquez's wife leaving a plane and fallout from the coach's bolt from WVU to Michigan. Mountaineer fan is PISSED and so is their Governor.

• Rupert at Epic Carnival describes my man Packers RB Ryan Grant in a match.com profile.

• Pointless Banter scribes a day that he "matured."Very funny stuff.

• Slam Dazzle's pictures of Danielle Richardson has me searching for one of those towels that Pointless Banter was referencing.

• UK Celeb is NSFW times NSFW, which of course means it is a damn good site needing your bookmark.

Carl Hates the Mitchell Report

Notorious DEK finds Carl latest ranting about the Mitchell Report. I disagree with Carl about the Yanks not injecting PEDs into their buttocks but I do agree that Senator Mitchell's conflict of interest with Red Sox is considerable and he never should have been the man in charge of the report.

Powderpuff Puff Football Pow Wow

My boy JSmooth just sent me this great video of Powder Puff Football. I initially thought it would be a bunch of hot chicks in lingerie running around, "attempting" to tackle each other. I sure was mistaken.

While there are no skimpy hot underwear shots, the contents are still pretty entertaining and this game is no candy ass grabbing but a full on bizatch battle.

I see more fight out of these girls than most of the college teams that I followed this fall. The close line tackles are my favorite. No word if we can blame this tackling technique on Cowboys safety Roy Williams or not.



I found two other impressive Powder Puff Clips.

"Move bitch, get out the way, Get out the way bitch, get out the way!"


"OH NO! The fight's out I'ma 'bout to punch yo...lights out!"


For the record and my personal safety from these impressive Powderpuff players, I do not mean to call any of you ladies "bitches." It is Bizatch and my horrible attempt at slang humor.

Oh, if you do not like the lyrics to Luda's song, contact Bill O'Reilly. Once he is done attacking the attack on Christmas, I am sure he will find time to fuel some more outrage against his favorite whipping boy in Luda.

Shake It

• Did you not think I was going to post the video of the Jessica Simpson lovefest during the Cowboys home loss to the Eagles? You must be new to this blog.

• I hope Joe Buck was able to cure his hard on by rubbing one out last night. Geez, Simmer Down Old Man.
  

• Did you expect anything else from a network owned by Rupert Murdoch?

• I did love Fox catching Jessica shaking her mammaries for a split second, then playing it over and over. Nice Work.

• When reached for comment, Nick Lachey responded to Romo with, "Have fun with listening to her mindless dribble, Her Dad sucks, Nice Game Tony, Go Eagles!"

Link Whores

• Slam Dizzle found a nice rack.

• I am in a blond mood so check out this sexy fox at Hottest Girls of My Space.

• Awesome Beer Pong gift at Tasty Booze.

• Big USF Lineman pulling some nice tail at Busted Coverage.

• Brahsome breaks news that Duke has offered their head football gig to Tennessee OC David Cutcliffe.

• More Petrino coverage at Loser With Socks. He has only signed 20 years worth of contracts with 3 different teams in 18 months!

• WCK posts about Big Ditka's charity problems at Epic Carinval. Where is Arthur Andersen when you need them?

• The Put Down gives the Atlanta Hawks JSmooth mad props. I could not agree more as he is a straight baller.

Need a Hot Chicks Video?

I usually do not like slide show videos but I made an exception. Today's Witch Hunt, I mean, Mitchell Report had me way too serious and scanning through 402 pages exerted an overload of energy on a Thursday afternoon.

I did not attend law school for a reason. Oh, the other was not wanting to be 150K-200K in debt and slaving out to some firm for years to pay it back.

Anyway, here is a video of some dude's picks for the sexiest sports announcers.

Larry Bigbie is a RAT

After scanning the Mitchell Report, I highly suggest that Larry Bigbie does not visit Baltimore again. Snitches are usually not welcome in Bmore and go watch "The Wire" if you need visual proof.

I will have more on the Rat's pointless smear job of Brian Roberts later and this picture sums up his Orioles career quite well as he probably just swung at a high out of zone fastball for strike 3.


Have fun singing karaoke in Japan. It suits you perfectly.

Coward

I usually would not focus a whole post on 3-11 NFL team but I have not never seen such scorn from players after a coach's departure in my life.

Atlanta Falcons head football coach Bobby Petrino quit with 3 games remaining in the season and went back to college by accepting the head coach position at the University of Arkansas.

He did not even tell the Falcons team in person but left the above note in their locker room. Safety Lawyer Milloy made sure to correct his name.

"Everything he preached over the past eight months was a lie," Milloy said. "Everything he said he stood for was a lie. He came in and messed with a lot of people's lives — he wasted a year of my life. It was a cowardly act. A selfish act."

"There's a line of communication that needs to be there and it wasn't," said quarterback Joey Harrington, who was publicly humiliated on a handful of occasions. "I went to him with concerns of the team and I was absolutely disregarded."

When Joey Harrington is publicly talking smack about a coach, things must be really bad. John Joseph Harringon should be used to this by now since this is the 4th coach that has either bolted or been fired in his 6 seasons.

Jim Mora Sr had it wrong last year. Harrington is the coach killer and Mike Vick is the canine one. Sorry I had to as the one liner was WAY too easy.

This article details the players their venom laced emotions.

My man at the Legend of Cecilio Guante has entered a new verb into the sports lexicon: petrino.

Meanwhile, Petrino was all smiles and screaming WOOO PIG SOOIE!



A Bobby Petrino Parody has hit You Tube.


Thanks to Brian at The College Baseball Blog for the picture.

AJC Article

I Heart You Tube

One of my New Year's resolutions for 2008, aside from kicking my huffing habit, is to figure out how to save clips from my TV and translate them on to You Tube.

Once I save some brain cells by putting the Glade can down, this blog will be full of these type of clips.

This Old Whore House

How do I TIVO this show on PBS? Super


"Or a Man and a Man?
Whatever turns you on Norm."

"For some healthy water sports, or a shower ogre ."

Amy Winehouse Xmas Song

I apologize for the double post on Amy Winehouse but this video is too funny not to show. It gets annoying after awhile just like the original song but the creativity of the Winehouse song is top notch. Winehouse is Jewish, which seems to fuel even more unintentional comedy.

I am sorry if this video sends you on a drug binge this afternoon and I recommend before looking to score a fix to check with your health care provider to see if extensive rehab counseling is fully covered under your plan. You might get screwed by the pre existing condition requirements! :)



Thanks to JJ's dirt for the video.


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7 Deadly Link Whores

Check out these links of blogs with far more talent than Mac G. Yes, it is on like Neckbeard on next Monday night Donkey Kong.

Hottie Hunter is getting his passport stamped and this means International poon exploring.

Hottest Girls of Myspace is knee deep in a smoking hot cougar.

At Tasty Booze, video of dude waxing his girls bush and I damn near bit my lip off with writing this watered down timid description.

Busted Coverage finds an advice column for the ages. Bottom line is that this broad is insecure and is taking it out on porn. Two Words: Jenny Craig.

As a Wizard fan I need to hype up rookie baller Nick Young to be in the dunk contest and Brahsome is on board by displaying a sik Young cram.

Great breakdown of the Heisman award show at Epic Carnival.

Loser With Socks has caught a case of Tebowsexuality and we thought JC only liked heteros?

Pointless Banter delves into those silly questions on page 2 of Sunday's Parade magazine.

The Putdown keeps making my dreams wet with pictures of Lucy Pinder. I am sorry if that is too racy for her bible study partner Tebow.


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"Dont You Taser Me Maaann!"

Anyone need 10 minutes to kill on a Monday afternoon? Check out this Dave Chappelle video from a stand up routine in London. Hilarious highlights include:

Dave bitching about the no smoking policy in London
Commenting on England's white homeless
Joking about almost being rich bitch
Chappelle revealing that he does not say jokes about his wife anymore
"Dont You Taser Me Maaan!"



Last week Chappelle performed another record 6 hour plus comedy skit. Supposedly he is worried about Dane Cook breaking the previous record that he set in April. Dane Cook? Seriously?

Chappelle caring about Cook is like our government worrying about some worthless country half way around the globe with a minuscule military budget compared to ours invading American shores, oh wait, bad analogy.

Thanks to Tim's Take for the tip and be sure to check out Tim's clever ongoing feature called: 2007 Human Being of Greatest Significance.


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Song Girls

Please ignore the Band shots in the middle of this clip and just focus on the Trojan cheer poon. The unison bootie shake starting at second 31 is worth viewing over and over.

Happy Monday




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