I probably should not publicize the latest bizarre behavior by Joaquin Phoenix because I believe that just fuels the weirdness and brings notoriety to his so called "rap" career.
I just find the whole act lame and very insignificant in terms of pop culture.
Joaquin Phoenix Leaps Off Stage, Confronts Fan At Hip-Hop Show
Thursday, March 12, 2009
MC Gimmick's Wheels Falling Off Already
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Ovie's Job is his Credit
Eastern Motors might have the best local ad campaign in the country. Their car commercials feature local DC sports stars and they have produced a buzz for years. Eastern Motors are no dummies and they realize this is now Alexander Ovechkin's town so they set Ovie up with his own spot.
I love that Ovie wanted to some vodka shots.
HT: Gunaxin
The Daily Show 2, CNBC Clowns 0
After Jon Stewart's twitterscape smack down of the clowns at CNBC last week, their lead bozo, Jim Cramer, ripped Stewart and said he took him out of context.
The Daily Show responded last night and proved that Cramer picked a fight with the wrong crew.
The tape hurts Jimbozo.
Honestly, Stewart did not even bring up how Cramer has recently called President Obama repeated names of communists on his shows. Stewart also ignored evidence that Cramer possibly manipulates stock prices.
Even though the Dow Jones lost a third of its value in 2008, Cramer unfairly blamed the whole stock melt down solely on Obama. Did he expect not to be called out for this intelligence insulting conclusion? 84 percent of Americans disagree with Cramer and know that Obama inherited all of these problems. The American people are not all idiots and my faith in their judgement is on the upswing.
Cramer is already using his NBC platform to whine about how he is the victim of attacks.
Cramer is already using his NBC platform to whine about how he is the victim of attacks.
I will echo the words of Jon Stewart, Fuk YOU Jim Cramer.
The biggest economic collapse of our lifetimes happened right under your nose, while you and the CNBC nitwits kept the poms poms out to cheer companies led by crooks and provided them cover for their ponzi schemes. This was your job as a so called "expert" to sort this out, not ours. It all went to collosal crap.
Your whole act and the colleagues on the CNBC channel have no credibility left whatsoever. Now you have a the chutzpa to blame a president barely 6 weeks on the job for everything and call him a commie.
Fuk You.
Trillions of Dollars have evaporated, 401K retirements and pensions have been gashed, millions of homes and jobs are lost. The GDP is in a record nose dive and the major banks in America are insolvent. The nest egg that the Baby Boomer generation counted on to retire is severely diminished.
Students graduating college, face record debt of loans and dismal job prospects. The manufacturing and auto workers are endangered species. The American way of life is in peril and it will never be the same again. Plus, there are no signs of recovery for a long time and Obama's stimulus appears be too small to jolt the economy up. We will likely need a second stimulus to stop the economic bleeding.
Ignore the pain and suffering of others, even the innocent victims of Wall Street's greedy gambling losses but this is all about the bruised egos of little Jimmy and the CNBC/Wall ST apologists like Erin Burnett.
I forget to mention the other real victims would include those who lost large chunks of their life savings listening to shitty stock advice from multi millionaire CNBC TV personalities.
You might as well have lit your money on fire. Bravo Daily Show. Brav Fuk n O.
- The Best Daily Show Ever
- Jim Cramer Lashes Back At Jon Stewart
- In CNBC host Cramer's "U.S.S.A.": "Comrade[]" Obama is a "Bolshevik" who is "taking cues from Lenin"
- Jim Cramer Uses CNBC to Manipulate Stocks
- 2008 Dow Jones Performance: Third Worst on Record
- Media-Financial Complex
- According to the latest Wall Street Journal/NBC poll, the current economic conditions were inherited and not caused by President Barack Obama
- Jim Cramer plays victim on the Today Show
- Irony alert: Jim Cramer wants everyone to stop with the ad hominem attacks
- Younger and Hungrier in America
- U.S. Unemployment Rate to Reach 9.4%, Survey Shows
- Behind the Curve
- Bleak House
- Digby on CNBC
Monday, March 09, 2009
Stop, Crunk, and Roll
I am sucker for these type of videos.
Party Girl in Bra Falls Off Table - Watch more Funny Videos
HT: Phil Knows Best
TO to the Bills
TO signing with the Bills shocked the sports world over the weekend and further proves that slimy agent Drew Rosenhaus is one of the best in the biz. He hooked TO up with a 6.5 million dollar deal and if he tears it up in 09, TO will be sure to get a bigger contract with another club.
I do not see how Trent Edwards or Dick Jauron will be able to control the dominant personality of TO. I agree TO does seem to get blamed for a team's failure when you can never question his ridiculous work ethic or will to win. Plus, he has never been in any trouble with the law in his NFL career either, which is commendable feat considering the behavior of his NFL brethren.
TO did tear apart the Eagles and 49ers locker rooms with selfish comments and behavior. My biggest problem with TO is that he has never really took any responsibility for those hurtful actions in Philly/SF and this reason alone is why teams are sometimes better off with his distracting persona around.
81 is already taken by Bills WR James Hardy so TO gets number one, which should help damper down his brash ego, eh?
HT: Awful Announcing
HT: Awful Announcing
Friday, March 06, 2009
"Why am I Wet? What is Happening to Me?"
CNBC is still silent after Jon Stewart and the Daily Show mocked their whole cheerleading operation for being incompetent "experts" while the entire world economy collapsed. Stewart was on Dave Letterman's Late Show last night and the topic moved to the 24 hour financial news networks.
Check out the entire Stewart interview with Dave and the bit about the Oscar is pretty damn hilarious.
The Rainmaker
It crazy to think that Sonics basketball legend Shawn Kemp still could have done so much more in the NBA if he would have laid off the blow and junk food or used a jimmy while BOOM-SHAKALAKA in the bedroom.
During his prime, the Rainmaker was one of the biggest highlight dunkers in the NBA. Here are his top 10 dunks by NBA.com.
Image of the Day
I do not know if this image makes me want to laugh or cry or do both at the same time.
HT: Boing Boing
Thursday, March 05, 2009
The Best Daily Show Ever
The Daily Show spent all of last evening's episode exposing the financial "experts" at CNBC and their false rosy scenarios. Jon Stewart provided detailed in depth coverage of the causes of the world financial collapse, which was led by the so called "wizards" of Wall Street and cheered on the whole way by the hacks at CNBC. I already knew all of this information and Stewart left some of the complex issues out but all of these videos are must see TV.
Why does a comedian have to provide this service to the public?
Using just the DOW to follow the economy's well being is so absurd.
This interview provided more insight into the collapsing of the world economy than all the reporting combined on the major TV and Cable News shows.
Jim Cramer is an idiot.
If these videos suck, you can watch the whole episode on Hulu.
Wednesday, March 04, 2009
Picture of the Day-LOST
The show LOST is on this evening and I have been MIA from the blog (personal illness and a horrible work load) so I thought this picture was fitting. Yes, the show is still entertaining to me but trying to comprehend the plot is like being on a carnival ride on acid. At least that is what someone told me about LSD. Kate is pretty spunky too. 
Thanks to my boy Joe Brooklyn O for the pix.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Barking Dog Inbounds Play
I am sure the purists will moan but this is a damn clever play.
HT: Deuce of Davenport
Cajun Sexy Cooking
Cajun Boy previews this video:
"Cajun Sexy Cooking" is utterly ridiculous
Someone sent me this last night and I still can't figure out what to make of it. This video titled "Cajun Sexy Cooking" is little more than a brigade of scantily-clad, stripper-ish-looking women, all allegedly from the bayous of south Louisiana mind you, who spend two and a half minutes stirring pots and seductively fondling boiled seafood. I'm completely baffled as to what the point of it all is, but I feel violated by simple virtue of having watched it. It's supposed to be promoting a cookbook or something, but I can't figure it out for the life of me.
He lost me at "scantily-clad" and T&A videos need no purpose on the series of tubes.
Bulls visit the White House
The Chicago Bulls are in town facing the Wizards (Plenty of Seats still Available!) so President Obama invited the Bulls for a White House visit.
Derrick Rose was impressed with Barry the Baller:
'It was a great experience,'' Bulls rookie point guard Derrick Rose said. ''Usually, you're nervous around a person of his stature and power, but he made us feel at ease. He was like one of the guys. He was laughing and joking with us and knew everybody on the team by name.The 26-32 and constantly underachieving Bulls get a WH visit? Come on now. Using this logic, the winless 13 year old boys basketball team that I coach should have an official ceremony.
Alright, I better get in on these WH pick up games.
David Axelrod, the president's senior adviser, was a longtime Bulls season ticket holder and also attended the visit.As a six foot aging white guy with no hops, I want no part of the games with the Bulls. However, I will toss some mad elbows around and blast some out of shape White House staffers with crushing picks.
''The president chatted with the players and said he was converting the tennis court out back here into a basketball court,'' Axelrod said. ''He invited them to come and play pickup with him in the summer.
Reggie Love does not scare me either. I know Rahmbo could use some smacking around after his recent New Yorker fellatio by Ryan Lizza.
Due to Obama's White Sox fandom, Ozzie Guillen and club are destined to score an Oval Office visit this summer. Those Guillen quotes should be outstanding.
Oh, Dick Vitale, I glossed Obama with a dope basketball nickname over a year ago: Barry the Baller. Mine is much cooler slang than Commander in Swish.
Picture HT: Bullets Forever
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Image of the Day
The major complaint of my entire professional life is summed up in this one image.
HT: Evil Milk
Old School Panic Attack
It does not get any better than a video of John Bell and Michael Houser tearing up Bloodkin's "Who Do You Belong To?" in a 2000 Vermont radio station studio performance. Enjoy the tasty tune.
Props to my boy BC for the link and my Widespread Panic show total for 2000 was only 10 because of a summer internship on Capitol Hill with the Democratic party.
Panic tour flashbacks make the cube day go by soooo much faster.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
"I'm Just Living the Dream"
I almost forgot how much I enjoy this scene in Wedding Crashers.
"Funerals are insane, the chicks are so horny that it is not even fair."
Image of the Day
So this is what Chris Rock is talking about when he says that men only need a crease. 
HT: The High Definite
The Michele Obama Gun Show
At last night's big speech in the US Capitol, the new first lady provided some bi partisanship flavor of her own by making Republicans swoon.
Even the Republican lawmakers went gaga. When Michelle Obama walked in, one young Republican House member turned to a colleague and mouthed, "Babe."
I was surprisingly impressed with Michelle's guns.
America overwhelmingly loved President Obama's speech and Governor Kenneth the Page's Bobby Jindal's Republican response was universally panned.
Cajun Boy, the blogosphere expert on all things Louisiana, dissects Jindal's message.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
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