Showing posts with label Golf. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Golf. Show all posts

Monday, August 03, 2009

Did Tiger Rip One?

Did Tiger Woods fart of was it someone else in the crowd? Regardless of who was the guilty party, Tiger and his caddy sure got a laugh out of it.

Monday, June 16, 2008

US Open Playoff, Rocco vs Tiger

UPDATE: Live Streaming Video at NBC: ROCK O! ROCK O! ROCK O!

Tiger rolled in a super clutch putt on the 2008 US Open's final hole to force a 18 hole Monday playoff against career journeyman, Rocco Mediate

Rocco is a real life version of Tin Cup, who was able to enter the US Open by winning a qualifier playoff in which he was wearing shorts and smoking a stogie. He is a colorful, likable guy that is trying to become the oldest male to ever win an Open.

Tiger Woods is well, Tiger Woods, the chiseled god of golf, who is limping around the course and still the best player in the world. Tiger is the steady stoic corporation looking to pile up major wins like profits.

There is serious potential for an epic battle today at Torrey Pines golf course in So Cal.

If you can not make it out to a pub for a 2 hour lunch or get ESPN's video to work, check out the live blogs of today's playoff:


Thursday, June 05, 2008

Swing Em Home

A few weeks ago President Bush announced that he gave up golf because of all the deaths from the wars he personally started. Succumbing to his knee jerk truth telling problem, Bush turned out to be lying about the timeline of when he gave it up.

These golfers have a different tactic as they are going to keep golfing until the troops come home. Awesome idea and funny video.



I am so passionately pro troops(not wanting them to die or get injured anymore in this pointless civil war is for them, right?) that it burns me when the Republican party in this country wedges their well being as a shield for their constant pro war beliefs. It is disgusting and pathetic.

HT:America Blog

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Charley Hoffman=My Favorite New Golfer

My favorite new golfer is Charley Hoffman after he missed a gimme put on the 13th hole of The Player's Championship on Friday. Check out what transpired next and lets just say that Charley was not a happy camper.



Hoffman used a sand wedge and a hybrid club to putt for the final 5 holes. Hoffman's caddy's quote is classic.

"I had thoughts of diving in front of it,'' caddie Miguel Rivera said. "I did actually think about going in, but the water looked a little funky.'

Hoffman's actions was reminiscent of my own club tossing melt down at the 9th hole of GI(NE)Muni golf course while I was in high school. Not following the teachings of Tin Cup, I hurled my valuable 7 iron into a fareway water fountain. Even I though I still played like crap that day, it felt damn good.

Golf is the most perplexing and frustrating of leisure activities. It is supposed to provide relief to your stressful life but after snap hooking a drive or chunking an iron, my blood pressure will rise to unhealthy levels.

It refreshing to see that pros are not exempt from the weekend pain of sloshing through bad shots and dropping F Bombs like us regular schmucks experience out there on the course.

I know your agent, close members of your inner circle and the PGA probably disagree with your outburst but Mr. Charley Hoffman, you earned a new fan today.

Charley Hoffman Tosses Putter in Water



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Thursday, September 20, 2007

Golf Club for Sale

This hilarious Golf Ebay ad was emailed to me from my buddy, Rado Joe. It seems the seller is pretty pissed at his ex-girl for ruining his passion for golf. And for her getting fat, real FAT. You can read the whole funny rant here. Check out a snippet.

Im selling this club because I finally left my fatass girlfriend who hated the fact that I loved to play golf. I bought this for her when hybrids first came out which was approximately 5 years ago or when she was 115 pounds lighter. She stopped playing golf soon after I introduced her to the game and decided she would rather eat cookies and tacos as a sport.

When she decided to start playing again she realized that her hands were to swollen to grip the club properly from all the meat around her knuckles. In addition, she couldnt figure out why she could not make a shoulder turn anymore. Truth be told, her titts got so big and droopy that she had to use my Sun Mountain push cart to haul them when we played (the cart has since buckled from the overloaded weight capacity).


EBAY AD