Zumaya the Tank

UPDATE: Down Below
Some will see the pictures on this post and get all pissy at Detroit Tigers' pitcher Joel Zumaya as he is currently on the DL, recovering from shoulder surgery.

They will hop on Michael Wilbon's soap box, lather up the rhetorical vindictive loofah, and start blaming him for the Tigers horrible start.

They will scream Zumaya is costing the Tigers money and he should spend all his healing time in bed or church or wherever the magical place injured players are supposed to reside. (I would hang out in sniffer's row at the local gentleman's establishment but that is just me.)

Using a word my teenage cousins spout these days, Chillax.

Dude likes to have fun and blow off steam just like the majority of us regular schmucks out there. I respect that and I think the pictures are awesome.





Zumaya likes to rock Guitar Hero, hang out with portly punk rock (emo?) chicks and do keg stands.

Killer.

I can personally attest to injuries playing the video game Rock Band. My ring and pinkie fingers started to cramp up immediately and rocking out on the drums gave me shin splints. Yes, I am a fragile, dirty old man.

Plus, the game has ruined the Stones song"Gimme Shelter" forever and if I hear Weezer one more time, I might punt the system out my window.

Thats All. Happy Fryday Fockers.
Go get Zumayad this weekend.

word, Mac G.

Zumaya Still Rocking

UPDATE: These cool Zumaya photos from Friday predictably produced online scorn in the sports world with one fan labeling Zumaya as "unprofessional" and a Tigers blog calling him out for not caring about his team.

Let me repeat over and over, it is a Fn KEG stand!

Furthermore, I feel the need to set the record straight that there is NO proof when or where these photos were shot and they could have been BEFORE his injury or before the Tigers opening season slide.

Common sense would tell you that Zumaya's shoulder was healthy enough to perform a keg stand and since his rehab is right on schedule, there should be no reason to worry. Zumaya is tabbed to start throwing fireballs again off a mound next month.

The negative fall out of these photos should have led me not to post them but what kind of mom's basement sports blogger guy would I be by sitting on them? If I ran embarrassing pictures of the City Boyz Inc from my beloved Alma matter, I had to post Zoom-Zoom(Zumaya's nickname) sucking down some suds straight from the tap.

The best part is the Tigers responded to my post in the Detroit News.

As for circulating online images of Zumaya partying that have recently surfaced, the Tigers issued this response through Rob Matwick, their vice-president of communications: "We handle these types of situations with players internally."

I should just shut this blog down for good now since one of my posts was indirectly referred to by a MLB team. Alas, the dream of every basement blogger is now officially fulfilled.

What would I do then? Focus on "work" or spend more time listening to my gfriend complain about her job/life/family? F that. MGsW will never die.

Oh, I would like to commend Zumaya on upgrading his taste in women.

Those fun bags could use some Zoom-Zoom rehab treatment.



(Thanks to my boy JB for the tip)
Mac Gs World

Stan to Jay Cutler: "My Dad Says That You Might be Good Some Day"

On last night's episode of South Park, Stan and Kyle start to dominate the video game Guitar Hero. A record executive takes notice and they are signed to a one year contract. The boys are on the their way to fame and fortune or in their words,"life not sucking."

Guitar Hero is game where you score points by playing along with songs and you have to push the correct buttons in order for the music to sound well. I have heard nothing but good things about the game.

On South Park, Stan and Kyle get invited to this party with Colorado celebrities. They see Jay Cutler and freak out. Check out this hilarious exchange that I transcribed and watch the video clip below.

Record Executive: Everyone this is Stand and Kyle. They just broke 100,00 points on Guitar Hero. (Applause) Please enjoy yourselves, there is lots more coke and sex in the house.

Stan: Dude, Dude, that is Jay Cutler over there, QB for the Denver Broncos

Kyle: Oh My God!

RE: Would you boys like to meet him?

Stan: Are you serious?

RE: I want you to meet Stan and Kyle, they broke 100,000 points in Guitar Hero

Cutler: Wow! Really? Nice to meet you guys

Stan: Nice to meet you, I mean you kinda suck but my dad says that you might be good someday

Cutler: Thanks




On a side note, my buddy told me that he won a BJ out of his wife by beating her in Guitar Hero. I am not married and still would enjoy more hum pieces, what guy would not? Well, I am now sold on Guitar Hero.

Link to 2 more clips of the episode and be sure to check out Heroin Hero.

Mac Gs World