Gramps is Confused Again: "Where is Joe?"

Even for the right's typical fake populist campaign mascot standards, the continual GOP promotion of an unlicensed plumber, who owes back taxes and would get a much larger tax cut under an Obama presidency, is absurdly comical, The Daily Show writers (hire me?) have the easiest job in American today as the hypocrisy fueled humor just writes itself.



I hope Joe did not pair up with Sarah Palin, glossed the Whack Job Diva, by seriously "going rogue."
Joe’s a No-Show at McCain Rally

Hate vs Hope

The Hate:



The Hope:

The Evil C Word Reappears for Gramps

McCain had a verb slip up today.



HT: Cajun Boy in the City

YIKES!! I would probably rather mess up by dropping a F bomb instead of the C word. I have yet to meet a female alive with any small toleration of its usage.

This vocab mistake brings up the old story of McCain publicly berating his wife with the C word in front of Arizona reporters. Combine this to his mocking of women's health at the last debate and no wonder women are rejecting Gramps McCain by double digits.

I have been waiting to post this video below for a looooooong time and there could be no better opportunity than now. I apologize in advance to my one woman reader out there because the C word is thrown around faster than Americans guzzling booze after looking at their October 2008 401k statements.

Gramps Needs His Meds

Pictures of the Day

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Letterman Kills It

Morse Be Damned

Poor Gramps McCain is utterly confused with technology but his advisers laughably gave him credit for inventing the Blackberry. The old geezer can not catch a break lately.

When elementary aged kids are calling out McCain's computer inefficiencies, it is way past time for him to use "a Google."


Video HT: American Blog

McCain / Gunderson '08

"OH, GEEZ!"


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Juneau and John McBleeker

Listen to the this hilarious parody of the call John McCain when deciding to pick Sarah Palin as his running mate.

HT: Mad Props to Flatusyahu for coming out of retirement to deliver this awesome image creation.

Picture of the Day: Alaskan Village Edition

HT:The Edge of the American West

Only a short 18 moths ago, this was the political office of Wasilla Alaska Mayor Sarah Palin.

She is now a a heartbeat away from running the entire United States or should I say, "the lower 48." This is a very likely scenario considering the 72 year old John McCain could legitimately DIE at any moment and no one would be too surprised if his health did fail.

I will grudgingly refrain from listing the 20 plus odd links detailing the Jerry Springeresk episode angle of this VP selection. Palin's far right radical beliefs are scary enough.

For example, she is against all contraception, even for married couples!! Palin is against all sex education and wants public schools to teach kids that God created everything. She was also a member of an Alaskan party that currently wants to succeed from the Union. I know, WTF is going on in Alaska?

McCain met Palin once before trusting her to be his number 2, which is the same number of times Palin has used her passport to leave the country or should I say, Alaska.

You can find more info on the possible US President at this Vet Sarah Palin website by clicking on the main button.

A front A1 article in today's NY Times deftly describes the puzzling VP decision making process of McCain.

His judgement is more hurried and irrational then half the college football QBs that I was witnessed over the weekend trying to get plays off under the new clock rules.

James Carville thinks Wasilla City Hall looks like a Louisiana bait shop.



I think McCain just fell victim to the Cougar poon and her long sexy legs.



The old dirty dawg McCain looks like he way sizing up that pooper.

This Video is an Insult to Idiots

The video speaks for itself and I do have some pity for the non crazy Hillary supporters who's reputations are dragged in the mud by these irrational loons.



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UPDATE: One of these bitter women does not even know that John McCain is against abortion and would appoint Supreme Court judges who favor overturning Roe v Wade.

Totally Hot Bitches

I am going back on a promise to not show anything Paris Hilton related on this site but this Funny or Die video is pretty hilarious. I was just shocked that she did yell "DRILL, DRILL" like pandering pols.

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Ludacris Obama is Here

The new Luda Obama song is tizzite but of course with all rap music which speaks about the truth, "it is controversial" because the corporate media has their never ending slanted narrative against Hip Hop. I still blame Tipper Gore, Bill Clinton, and C Delores Tucker for the origins.

Are there still more relevant lyrical lines in 2008 than Public Enemy's "Fight the Power," or Tupac's "they got money for wars but cant feed the poor?" or Biggie's "you are either slinging crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot."
I will refrain from a long rant and check out the Luda video.



I watched a simple rap song with clever lyrics. The media will paint another guilt by association picture of Obama because he admitted to liking Luda's music so that must mean he wrote that song!!! Naturally, Obama is now forced to reject the song. This is so dumb.

However, it is refreshing that Obama knows the words to a Snoop Dogg song.



I would rather see Obama butcher a Snoop tune than parody a Beach Boys song about creating another war in the middle east like John McCain.




NWA's Fight the Power video
Tupac's Keep Ya Head Up video
Notorious B.I.G's Things Done Change video
Obama brushes off Luda lyrics

Lend Me Your Ears and I'll Sing You a Song

This Joe Cocker mashup video from his 1969 Woodstock performance is another reminder why Youtube has changed our world for the better. Too bad John McCain has never ever used a computer and can not enjoy in the video's hilarity.



HT: News From Me via Atrios

Video made by Jared Pike

John McCreep if Frightening

I thought my buddy Francis could creep chicks out with the best of them. It appears he needs lessons from John McCain. It is terrifying how good he really is at this acting role.



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