NYC Boots Poon

My poon ninja hunting skills are well documented here, here and here. My recent trip up to the fashionable Manhattan provided me an opportunity to seek a new type of pooners: NYC Boots Poon.











Yes, I am one dirty ole bastard but my better half, Miss So Belle, begrudgingly participated with me in this photo activity so I feel slightly vindicated/cleaner. Now, the hostage fee for my poon hunting vice is to hook her up with Uggs boots for Xmas. I believe this is a fair deal.

Oh, there is much more to come NYC poon forthcoming in future posts.

2008 Mac Gs NFL Preview

I could spend time writing a long preview to the 2008 NFL season but it would be a waste of pixels. What "expert" picked the Giants/Packers NFC title game last year?

Resources could be better spent scouring the series of tubes for hot cheer poon. My lofty goal for the NFL season is to regularly recap my thoughts on all of the NFL games each week.

Since I am devoted Fudge Packer living in Redskins nation, most of my crackpot post game analysis will be predominantly of their games. However, I am equipped with the NFL package hooked up to 2 TVs in the living room and I have a no commercial policy to go along with an ADD flipping mindset.

Live scoring computers are constantly running so there will be a heavy dosage of fantasy commentary as well.

I am actually excited to listen to Tony Kornheiser tell non funny jokes for 3 1/2 hours and take morning showers while Skins fans are bitching on the sports radio call in shows.
The NFL is finally back!!!

Click on this link for the best song:"Da-da-da-da DAH! Bum-bum bum! Da-da-da-da DAAHH!!!"












It appears that I have a twin living in KC.

Back to Life, Back to Reality

I just returned from a much needed 9 day vacation in Colorado. Rado for spring break brah!

I mastered snowboarding and blowing disposable income. My body aches as this tree over the weekend got in the way of my Flying Tomato impression.
My liver, lungs, and wallet all have seen better days too.

I know 20 readers have missed out on my typical futile attempts at clever humor and entertainment. I apologize that you had to use the normal time spent carousing this site on other more concrete things like work, school, or (GASP) paying more attention to your significant other. Seriously, my bad.

April is a great time for sports with Opening Day, Final Four, Masters, NBA playoff stretch run, NFL draft, and College football spring games. Oh, everyday is great for hot poon.

I am back in the saddle and once I completely shake off this mild concussion, my rants will be back to normal. Giddy Up!



Mac Gs World

Link Whores

• Epic Carnival via Mizzourah and DXP delivers a funny South Park themed picture of the Big 12 head football coaches.

• Loser With Socks has funniest post title that I have seen in 2008: Tebow of Nazareth goes to a hockey game.

• Brahsome posts a video of Erin Andrews getting mad love from the Wisconsin dirty Badger student body and the creepy, over the top reactions by announcers Brent Musberger and Steve Lavin. Question: Is the world that void of good play by play men that Musberger, Jim Nantz and Mike Tirico are continually chosen to announce major games in football AND basketball? I just do not understand it. Somehow legend Pat Summeral corpse was held up like Weekend at Bernie's for a few football games this season too. I nearly slipped into a coma listening to him during the Cotton Bowl.
  

• Busted Coverage beat me to the punch on this funny video of a happy LSU fan busting out his celebratory white man dance.

• Tasty Booze further cements my belief that the majority of crazy, weird stories and most COPS episodes take place in the Sunshine state.

• Hottest Girls of MySpace fires high heat with this post on a hot Latina MILF. This link is for my buddy, who is incapable of blowing off hot chicks and now thinks he wants to turn a ho with baggage into a housewife.

• Hottie Hunter is on to something with this sizzling fashion trend post. My request is to find hotties in Uggs as those Fn boots play with my head on a daily basis. Oh Monogamy!

• Brightest Black Internet's post has found one of my sweet spots: hot tennis babes.

• On 205th wants this hot chick to bark like a dog. RUFF, RUFF, RUFF.

• Dont Cost Nothing has a major crush on super model Alessandra Ambronio. I can see why and I had a thing for Brazillian girls until I dated one.

• UK Celeb has more topless photos of Lucy Pinder. Her amazing fun bags make me believe that God is a male.

• The Putdown has a take on Roger Clemens' Linda Tripp like phone habits.

• Pointless Banter's hilarious strip club story and I had like 10 flashbacks reading it. This guy is like Tucker Max but actually funny and not an egotistical prick. Plus, I am a sucker for anything related to gentlemen clubs and I am still pissed that I was not able to make my annual visit to the Pink Pony in Atlanta over New Years.

Link Whores

Bright Black Internet brings hot school girl outfits.

I heart Australia BIG time after viewing this girl from Hottest Girls from MySpace.

UK Celeb raises my heart rate with this hottie.

Tasty Booze informs us of the World Series of Beer Pong. Dude, what does it take to get on this?

Busted Coverage has a video of Ice Bowl Keg Stand.

Brahsome has the speculative story that Reggie Bush might be engaged to Kim Kardashian.

Funny Sugar Bowl pictures from Loser With Socks

I agree with the Angry T at Epic Carnival that the NBDL sucks. Players should be making some real money in Europe instead of these NBDL table scraps.

Pointless Banter has a Keira Knightley sighting.

Slam Dizzle has a list of movies for 2008.

The Put Down finds a horrible costume idea

Dont Hate in 08!

Only masturbate or fornicate.

Those were some of the best sophomoric slogans that I could yell at nauseating fashion throughout ringing in the New Year.

Yes, Mac G is back in the hizzity. My brain is still on post new year's recovery mode and the frigid temps outside are not generating any fire in my pistons.

I have plenty of random observations(Wii Elbow, Airline travel, Iowa Caucus, Roaming a Wally World in rural America, people watching at the Poon Peach Bowl, Ron Paul phenomenon, writers striker) over the past few weeks to share with my budding readership now racing towards Duncan Hunter like poll numbers.

I feel it is time to "Clear the Slate in 08" with my first post of the new year.

No more classless attempts at humor or cheap pot shots at blow hards/politicians/fat Americans/famous people.

Also, I will refrain from objectifying women by no longer promoting any low brow videos or scantily dressed images. My garbage banter behavior is now obsolete.

I am following the lead of our "very serious" corporate media personalities and turning my blog into a dedicated new wave of journalistic communication.

I hope everyone enjoys the new blog flavor and please give it a chance.

I have found the first video which truly illustrates the new approach to worldwide domination of Mac G's World.



I lied. I heart drunk White Chicks dancing. Happy 2008 SUCKAS!