Monday, May 25, 2009

Get Rich Cheating

Check out this video infomercial that painfully depicts the phenomenon of Cheaters being rewarded in our society.



HT: Zandar Versus The Stupid

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Billups Nifty In Bounds Play

Chauncey Billups pulls the fakey out of bounds play off Kobe's back.



As a player, you better succeed on this risky move because almost every coach is going to chew your ass out if it fails.

HT:Hoop Doctors

Picture of the Day



HT: Epic Carnival via Next Round.net

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Link Whores

  • Hayden Panettiere is sporting a Cowboy hat and bikini combination. On 205th
  • Fans of the Washington Wizards are in mourning after suffering through an abomination of a season and their reward is the 5th pick. The 2 worst teams in NBA (Kings&Wiz) end up with 4thth picks. My man love for Blake Griffin and Ricky Rubio immediately turned to disdain. Bullets Forever & Truth About It&NBC Washington
  • I am late to this 2009 Hot Ladies tourney and Megan Fox was upset for the title. Scroll down for more photos. Sharapova's Thigh
  • Marissa Miller gets DC and Ellen hot at the same time. Don Chavez
  • I need this awesome beer Fridge and it would help me save the environment. Even Alkies can go green. Gunaxin
  • Lane Kiffin might have violated some NCAA rule again with his comments on a recruit. I am anxious to see what he can get into after he actually coaches a game for the Vols. Brahsome
  • JKoot gets to the bottom of Mark Sanchez tapping Hilary Rhoda. Busted Coverage
  • Due to my Midwestern roots, I always will have a soft spot for George Brett. Mr. Pine Tar can still bring the raw smack. Sportscrack

Picture HT: My Confined Space

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

More Nats Fail

The poor Washington Nationals grounds crew sucks at their job as much as the team's shit hole pitching staff.


HT:NBC Washington

No Shocker Diploma Love for Barry O

Arizona State University, one of the top party and poon meccas in the US, ignited a controversy by not giving an honorary degree to Commencement speaker, President Barack Obama. The school otherwise known as "Always Stripping University" and once mocked on the Simpsons as a diploma factory by Ned Flanders would not give the silly token gesture to Obama because he had not accomplishment enough yet. Fair enough and Cue a hilarious Daily Show segment:

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Prez O took the subject head on by breaking out his classic typical mocking humor during his speech at ASU.



All Obama needed to do was flash the Sundevils trademark shocker, err, pitchfork sign. Saturday Night Live piled on ASU's petty decision with this funny "Really" skit.




VT:Cajun Boy at Gawker
VT1: Crooks&Liars

Sunday, May 17, 2009

My Sunday Afternoon in Picture Form


My weekend was spent at Nationals Park watching the Nats get swept by the Champs. Go read about this picture and rooting for this club is a constant punch in the gut. I will have more about this weekend as I figured its well past time that I actually write again.

HT: The 700 Level

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

"Im Ready to Fn Butt F this Party"



This T shirt refers to the below scene from East Bound and Down. Of course, its littered with F bombs and purely awesome. The line is at 2:25 but the whole clip is worth watching.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Freedom to Blog?

I know Olberman is not every one's cup of java but this segment on Miss California's crying press conference was too good not to post.




Here is the link to the photos and it sure was windy!!

Monday, May 11, 2009

Celebrities use Twitter to Stroke their Fame and Egos

This is damn funny and I pretty much hate most of the celebs on Twitter.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

The Zen Master Drops a F Bomb

It is hard for sports journalists to realize that sometimes the victor in a sports contest deserves more credit for performing well than the loser deserves all of the blame for being defeated. Lakers Coach Phil Jackson kinda makes this point with a F bomb at the post game press conference after the Rockets beat the Lakers to tie up series at 2.



You Have Been Blinded

Friday, May 08, 2009

Link Whores


  • For those lucky duckies burdened with Washington Nationals fandom, here is an essential survival guide for following the 2009 season. I am well over due to sneak in a 1/5 of wickey into the stadium and it is good to know that having a baby will make it easier to hide beers in the diaper bag. Fire Jim Bowden
  • Speaking of the Nats, they broke the Dodgers undefeated streak last night by overcoming a 6 run first inning deficit for the win. The biggest news was the Kenny Powers look alike and washed up vet, Ron Villone showed during the game and ended up with the win. I hope he celebrated the win at Sha Booms! NBC Washington
  • Jordan Brewster's F me Eyes will give you a quick jolt on this Friday. The Beer Goggler
  • Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace loves to play with her lovely fun bags. Hollywood Tuna
  • After centuries and centuries of being crapped on, humans with African blood do seem to making some gradual headway in the world. Long Live the Message
  • For all of the LOST fans out there, Todd VanDerWerff never disappoints in his recaps. The House Next Door
  • I am always bitching that Corporations limit technology to protect their profit margins (RIAA) and should be using technological advances to expand their market shares. Consumers become happy and loyal paying customers. This is an amazing detailed account of why online renting of movies/tv shows is hamstrung by Hollywood studios. My streaming Netflix service is awesome and makes owning physical DVDs obsolete but the current selections suck ass. Slate
  • Kelly and Andy had a dance off on last night's episode of the Office. Nextround.net
  • This link is for all of those trapped in cube world and listening to BS from your manager. Examiner
  • Who does not love a good coed undie run? Always Stripping U (ASU) delivers the goodies. Busted Coverage
  • Hey guys, next time you feel the urge to rub one out while driving, at least pull over. Tasty Booze




Pictures from Skeet on Mischa and Tumblricious

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Cupid Shuffle

The looming scenario of my life long sports idol Brett Favre lining up under center for the hated Viqueens is eating at my soul. Even in my bests attempts at Favre fandom irrationality, I can not defend this move at all.

I needed a pick me up and this song has been in my head lately so I quickly fired up the Internet machine to locate some cheerleaders/girlees getting their Cupid Shuffle on. Yeah, do not worry, I am well aware that Hell already has a reserved (hot?) seat for my dirty old bastard ass.





These girls can not dance at all but who was focused on the routine?

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Real Life at the Jersey Shore

My Newark boy Scooter likes to proclaim that New Jersey is the greatest place on earth. I am totally enthralled by the Guido fist pumpin at the Jersey shore and I just watched this video 2 times in a row. It is that damn entertaining.



Fist Pumpin for Life!
HT: The Internet is Terrible

Friday, April 17, 2009

Playmates Love Sports Blogs?

I thought that I had the market cornered on shameless pandering but these playmates pimping sport blogs out proved me wrong. Oh, mos def that I'm jealous since of the whole street cred/poon empire thing.

"If You aint Teabaggin, You aren't an American"

I just could not quit the Fox News Tea Baggers. Time to go to the tape and here is a preview.



This woman asked relevant follow up questions to a protester like "why is our President a fascist?" and he had no answers. Of course, Fox News and the wing nuts are attacking the big bad biased CNN. Lou Dobbs gets to spout his hateful anti immigrant crap every night on CNN and bashing minorities is TOTALLY apart of the "liberal" agenda.


Fox News fully owned the Tea Baggin with their incessant promotion and out of control coverage. For some bizarre reason, the News Corp suits decided to brazenly go all in on these pretty average attended protests. Now any sane person could see that the Fox News Channel is just a partisan (Republican) TV mouth piece for a major US political party. No Democrat should ever go on a Fox News show and the Obama Administration should never answer one of their questions again. You do not cater to the enemy in political campaigns so how is giving Fox News credibility and cover for their clear partisan agenda any different?


Teabaggin protests served up the humor to the Daily Show writers on a Tee.


Jeffrey Toobin is one of the handful of blowhards on cable news that I actually respect his opinion. He is befuddled to what was the point of these demonstrations.



A progressive blogger infiltrated the Tea Baggin and his facts laden speech, predictably did not pump up the conspiracy lovin crowd.



When did Fox News Business channel and News Corp not represent Corporate America's interests? The lying and the stoopid just hurts the brain.


When I watch this Corporate lackey spout his faux populist/fascist mumbo jumbo, I almost can see Fox News leader Roger Ailes and News Corp CEO Rupert Murdoch grinning in some dark room at his excellent performance.



The videos are endless and my next post will probably focus on the hilarious signs. In case googling Urban dictionary is too difficult, here is an image of what real Tea Baggin looks like.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Wil Ferrell Answers Fans

The Tebagger's Revoultion will be Televised on Fox

I really do not have time to deeply mock the whole Teabaggers Anti Obama protests on April 15th, which are promoted by Fox News and funded by right wing Corporate interests but I will just go to the tapes.



My favorite line, What ever happened to Fox News telling protesters to "Get a Job"?



The teabaggers leader is Fox News' new star, Glenn Beck. Looney TUNES!!!



I have no issues with Fox hyping up these tax protests but then you must drop the whole "fair and balanced" label because political party propaganda outfits do no get to call themselves a "news" organization.



Morning Joe has some advice for his Teabag teammates, come up with some actual ideas!!



Any video that starts by welcoming you to Teabag Central is sure to be golden.



My boy, Jack Donaghy must be cringing that he is associated with these Tea Baggers because it is not really helping with the general public credibility of the Republican party.



Even Tweedy can not stop laughing at Fox's fair and balanced charade.



This Brit has a hilarious take on the US news media.