Tailgating Weekend Recap

Some men are just inflicted with the worst case of white man disease.



This video is shaky and grainy but you can make out a bootie shaking at this UNLV tailgate.



My favorite part of this video is a drunk girl falling down on a girl already passed out on a couch.



I wonder how many of these UNLV pooners are students because every hot girl that I ever met in Vegas wanted money from me.


These tailgating chairs are pretty money.

Smell That Kentucky Blue Moss

As a diehard Cheesehead/Fudge Packer, one of my favorite days in recent memory was when Randy Moss was traded out of the NFC North to the Raiders.

Moss absolutely destroyed the Pack during his Viqueen tenure. I remember two distinct Tuesday mornings, waking up severely hung over and hoping that Moss pissing all over Lambeau Field on Monday night was just a bad nightmare. Reality sunk in and it sucked like the Packers pass coverage.

While the playoff TD celebratory fake moon shot did not cause me to blame all of society's ills on Moss's behavior like Joe Buck and was entertaining to the non Packer fan in me, I still hated number 84 in purple.

With Moss residing safely in the AFC and no longer having to endure him catching TD jump balls twice a year, I enjoyed watching him play this year for the Pats. I thought he had a lost a step from his Oakland days but he proved me wrong with his record shattering season.

Moss revived scoring prowess carried over the to dance floor as the above picture is Moss bumping and grinding with Miss Kentucky, Alysha Noel Harris at an after Derby party.

Doubts arose as to whether or not it was the real Miss Kentucky riding the big bad Moos Hog but photo hunter extraordinaire, Don Chavez confirmed the pairing with these new gems.


Be sure to have your popcorn ready for the next 2 pix.

I would pay a large amounts of cash to know the exact words to this conversation and find out the transcript of TO's text message. I'm weird like that.



More Pictures can be found at Don Chavez
Moss Bump and Grinds

Mac Gs World

Juno Writer is a Hawkeye

I attended the University of Iowa in Iowa City for 4 and 1/2 years. I squeezed every bit of fun of that crazy college town and during my reign, I was a major member of the party "scene."

I am not really proud of that fact but hell, I still escaped IC with a Journalism/Poly Sci degree and most of my brain cells. I ended up with enough membrane to ramble on this blog, which however is a very low bar accomplishment.

My addictions developed in college unfortunately still came with me once I left Iowa but hey, you take the good with the bad and deal with it. I learned a hard lesson early that buying rounds of Tequila shots is not a frugal endeavor in the "real world' and specials like "dollar you call it or 2 dollar Steins," are complete foreign phrases in 99% of all other drinking establishment cultures.

Hell, what is the point of this post? The Academy Award for best original screenplay went to Diablo Cody for writing the movie "Juno." It turns out Diablo, who's real name is Brook Busey-Hunt, attended Iowa at the same time as myself.

I have an eery feeling that we have met before and I can not place it, see my aforementioned fuzzy memory. We either shared some classes, a coffee at the Java house or a bathroom stall at an after hours party. Maybe we conversed at Dolls, the ex-local gentleman's club, while she was studying up for one of her future literary topics.

Diablo ended up in the Twin Cities working at a seedy strip club. She chronicled her experience in the book, Candy Girl: A Year in The Life of an Unlikely Stripper.

She has a cool blog called Pussy Ranch, a guest column for EW, a Showtime pilot working with Steven Spielberg and now an Oscar. Diablo has leaked semi nude photos on the web.

Who says it does not pay to strip? Go Hawks!

And if you are wondering, Yes and sober.
The video of her appearance on the Dave Letterman show about her book is pretty hilarious.





Diablo Cody's Wikipedia Page
Her Racy Photos
Diablo Cody's MySpace Page
Video of Her Appearance on Letterman