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The Wild Toss by the Boss

Bruce loved him some slip-n-slide, which the Slog humorously labeled, The Historic Tea Bagging of America.




Click on the image at this link for the hilarious animation of the Springsteen Tea Bagging.

HT: Joe Sports Fan

Comcast Supplies Fellatio Porn Ad During Super Bowl

This story is almost too good to be true.

Just after Larry Fitzgerald gave the Cardinals a lead with roughly three minutes to play, Tucson Comcast viewers saw the game replaced by 30 seconds or so of male full frontal nudity as the companies' Club Jenna channel replaced the game. Considering that every television in Arizona was probably on the Super Bowl at the time, they only managed to make sure that every cable customer in the area got an eyeful.

The FCC freaked out over a brief nipple shot so this must mean Comcast is screwed.

The clip showed a woman unzipping a man's trousers, followed by a graphic act between the two."I just figured it was another commercial until I looked up," viewer Cora King told the Arizona Daily Star. "Then he did his little dance with everything hanging out."

WOW, Arizona parents are deservedly fired up.

The Arizona Daily Star's story had 325 comments by early Monday morning, almost all of them from parents who are angry that their kids are now asking for the birds and bees talk earlier than they had planned.

I feel pity for those Cardinals fans who have to recover from this devastating Super Bowl loss by immediately dealing with an irate wife and confused children asking questions about a penis being sucked off.

Plus, I thought the only obscene things last night on TV were the officials clearly favoring the Steelers with their questionable calls.

This story keeps getting better as Club Jenna is Jenna Jameson's porn channel. The "accident" is turning out to be a great marketing strategy for Jenna and I hope the non consumer friendly Comcast gets hammered.

Comcast Replaces Super Bowl with Porn
Porn interrupts Super Bowl broadcast in Tucson
Jenna Jameson has her own cable porn channel
Club Jenna

UPDATE: TMZ has the 30 second porn clip.

UPDATE II: Comcast shows their true Corporate evilness by offering a lousy 5 bucks to their subscribers who were subjected to the BJ scene.

Text Super Bowl Recap

This Super Bowl ending had me more jacked than my body after guzzling one of those new jumbo red bulls. I wanted to try something new and recap my Super Bowl text messages.

I have 2 good buddies who are GMen fans and I do not know any real non bandwagon Patriots fans. If I did, I would have text blasted their ass several one liners, probably just 18-1 over and over.

I received my first Super Bowl related text message from my diehard Giants buddy during the pregame show: Randy Moss is a playoff choker, Harrison is a dirty cheater. Go GIANTS! A new dynasty starts tonite!
My response: Osi need 2 take a dump on Brady

Game Text Messages
My blast text: Kick a FG Bellaprick
My blast text: Alot of Animal Commercials
My blast text: Tuns of gmen fans at game
Inbox: Must not got that Giants Videotape
Inbox: Brady is getting rocked
My repsonse: I like that part

My blast text: Joe Montana never played this bad in a Super Bowl
My blast text: Gmen need to play action more
My blast text: Play Action WHAT! ( Eli throws play action TD on 2nd down, a girl at our place asks what play action means)
Inbox: Giants are going to pull off the upset!
My response: I hope still expect da worst, pats -12 not looking good

Me: Oh My Fn GOD! (Plaxico scores TD!)
Inbox: Pats are Fd
Inbox: Pop it 72, Pop it( This is predictably from a Fins fan, who has been waiting all year to send that text)

Me: Riot n NYC
Inbox: Giants deserved it Pats r sore losers
Inbox: Cheaters never win
Inbox: Another year talking about the greatness of the manning family. Talk more about that family then the Kennedys

Inbox: Nostradomus, i mean plax wasnt too far off, just underestimated his own defense
My response: Wow, U r right!

Inbox: F Yeah
Me: U called it, go gmen!
Inbox: Eighteen and one is a decent season(Giant Buddy)
Inbox: World Champions(Giant Buddy)
Inbox: The 72 Fins live to die another day(Dolphins Buddy)
Inbox: Another one bites the dust. Bellidick is no Shula (Same Dolphins Buddy)

Me to my Hawkeye buddy: A Cyclone getting beat for winning TD is awesum

Me to my Giant friend on Monday morning: R u still partying? Bad guys do lose
Response: Am recovering. Working Sucks. Giants make today great anyway

Hangover Monday

I have 3 observations on the day after Super Bowl, otherwise known as Hangover Monday.

• The game needs to be moved to Saturday night so fans can have a day of recovery. Some will argue about saving the moniker "Super Bowl Sunday" but some catchy outdated slogan did not help my headache or millions of Americans' headaches this morning.

• If the NFL continues with the game on Sunday, our government needs to step up and give us Monday off. I do not have facts to back this up but I speculate that other countries have national days for a sporting event. The Super Bowl is americana in a nutshell.
  

• It was reported that an impressive 105 million people were tuned in for the final 30 minutes of the Super Bowl. My question is what were the other 200 million people in this country doing? Watching Law and Order Reruns? Figuring in the drama, they missed arguably one of the best final quarters in Super Bowl history.
  

H/T: Lol Jocks

Picture of the Day

(Picture from Pro Football Talk)

This is a panoramic shot of Favre's pick in OT. The worst player to throw in this situation was the one he chose with his fatal toss.

Unlike congressional members of the republican party, who rarely publicly criticize or disagree with our awful president on anything, I can rip my favorite football player of all time when he deserves it.

The Packers still had a magical season and a large part had to do with Favre's improved play. Yeah, I am still bitter about the Giants loss. Jury duty has not really helped me clear my head either.


This seems to be one of the lamest Super Bowl media weeks in a long time, with no real story lines. Check out my man Chris from Mr. I covering today's media "event" for The Sporting Blog. Funny Stuff.

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