Sexsomnia

Last week psychiatrist Carlos Schenck and neurologist Mark Mahowald of the Minnesota Regional Sleep Disorders Center published a review article in the journal Sleep on what they call "sleepsex," or "sexsomnia." Think of it as a more advanced form of sleepwalking. It covers the full gamut of sexual activity, from fondling to intercourse, with one crucial difference. The patients apparently have no conscious awareness of what they're doing and, when wakened, have no recollection of it.

But doctors emphasize that sleepsex can lead to both physical and psychological damage. Bed partners have been known to suffer lacerations. (It's not uncommon, Schenck explains, for male sexsomniacs to display much rougher behavior during sleepsex than waking sex.) One man masturbated in his sleep with such energy that he suffered "repeated bruising of the penis" and avoided sexual intercourse for more than eight years. A man in Singapore masturbated in his sleep every night, leaving his wife feeling "cheated." "People experience real problems in relationships because of it," says Mangan.

This explains so much. I do not even know where to start. My bruises when I wake up half naked on the couch. My dreams that maybe were not dreams. Holes in the Wall. My future Legal defense team. I just wish Wilt the Stilt was alive to read this article.

Sexsomnia

Lil’ Poison is a Straight Up GAMER!

Kids in America are way overweight, horribly obese. Society puts part of the blame on video games and computers. Not their fat parents (60 percent of adults are obese) who keep revolving their kids through fast food drive-thrus for every meal instead of preparing home cooked healthy meals. These same fat ass parents watch hours of TV every evening and perform very little physical activities with their kids.

The media loves to play the blame game on EVERYTHING. It drives Mac G INSANE in the Membrane. It is rap music's fault, the Hip Hop culture degrades women, Violent Movies erode our kids and the Internet is evil, blah, blah, blah.

Kids are fat because they eat too much sugar and do not exercise, period. Adults are fat because they are lazy and eat like crap. Advertisers do target kids at an early age with their sugar ads but STOP TAKING THEM TO Mc Donald's. Buy Fruit and vegetables. TURN OFF the XBOX and make them go play outside.

Mac G could write infinity number of paragraphs about obesity. Fat ASS Americans skyrocketing health care costs strain the system, which then is paid for by healthier Americans having higher premiums. Mac G eats well and exercises but my premiums are high because 60 percent of America chooses to stuff Cheetos all day. And their only daily strenuous activity is walking to and from their car.

This is just part of the number one issue facing Americans today: Reforming our Health Care System. The other main issues include: the disastrous money/death pit that is the Iraq occupation, the social security system that is about to break unless we either cut benefits or raise taxes, and our awful energy policy that lines the pockets of the same governments we are trying to topple through our "War on Terror."

The burden of employees' high health care costs needs to be lifted off of small businesses and towards the government. The insurance industry needs overhauled and streamlined. We need to find a way to provide cheaper prescriptions drugs (Hello CANADA) and insurance coverage for everyone. I hope the next president has the political courage to take on these essential reforms.

This Mac G rant was originally created by reading this NY Times article on this stud 9 year old gamer player, Lil' Poison. It is a long way from the Atari 2600/5200 systems that I started my youth video game career on. I wish I grew up with these types of graphics and technology.We should embrace video games and not blame them for our societal problems.

Lil Poison''s Dad seems involved and the critics need to back off. If the kid likes it and enjoys it, who are they to judge?

Victor M. De Leon III has been playing video games on the professional circuit for five years now, racking up thousands of dollars in prizes and endorsements at tournaments around the country. He has a national corporate sponsor, a publicist and a Web site, with 531 photos chronicling his career. A documentary filmmaker has been following him for months.

Lil Poison NY Times Article

Hottie Purrrr Kats Hurler Shuts Out Lady Vols for Championship

Mac G's World congratulates the Arizona lady Wildcats on their 5-0 victory over the Tennessee Vols for the 2007 NCAA Softball title. Apologies to Mr Stokke, but I pay more attention to girls sports when the girls are hot, like these purrrrrrrrrrring kats. MEOW!

Star pitcher Tarnye, "N is for Naughty" Mowatt led the PurrrKats to the title, by hurling all 60 innings of the tournament. Taryne, "E is for Entertaining" can compete with former U of A hottie pitcher Jennie Finch on and off the ball diamond.

I believe Tarnye's, "Y is for Yum," championship victory was inspired by the pep talk her sister posted on her myspace comments section.

PLEASE do me a big favor and beat tennesse they are sooo hard to look at...lol. Monica Abbot belongs on a farm...as a horse....haha. and the third basemen...dont even get me started with her hair...haha everytime she goes on the screen i laugh and say DIKE! okay okay...i wont be too mean...lol.

UPDATE: Mowatt goes for ESPY
The Big Lead
Taryne Mowatt's Myspace page
Arizona Wins Title

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Paris Hilton: Heiress, Socialite, WHORE

Have you heard that Paris Hilton went to Jail? I only found out by turning on my TV at the gym, listening to the radio in the shower, over hearing people on the bus, opening my firefox browser homepage and last but never least, checking out at the super market. This was in a 24-hour period. Today, I find out she has seen her shrink, her jail jumpsuit is already on EBay, and her jail cell has a high rate of staph infection. This is Day 1 of Paris's jail term, DAY 1!

Listen up, I DO NOT CARE!

And Mac G loves celeb gossip. My favorite sites are What Would Tyler Durden Do and The Superficial. I find it amusing to rip on celebrities like everyone else. I understand the awe people have with Hollywood stars and following their lives is far more exciting than paying attention to our own.

Linsey loves coke, Nicole Ritchie hates food, Brittney had lipo, and Paris is a slut. Actually all 4 are definitely sluts and can not drive. Brittney at least WAS a pop superstar, Lohan does act in movies, Angelina and Pitt are Class A movies star but what has Paris HILTON ever really been?

She was just NY tabloid fodder before busting out on the national media scene by having her publicist release a low rate home sex movie on the Internet. Night Vision? Come on. I could make something better with my cell phone right now.

She denied its release, blamed her night vision "Co Star", and then used her new found notoriety to bag a Fox reality show. I am not going to deny being fascinated with her new looks and I did spend some (wink) time squinted up against a computer screen! I even watched some of the first season of the Surreal Life. She was a new sexy, hawt, flavor of the moment but so are 100 playboy bunnies. I was onto another Maxim pinup quicker than Rosie pounds her morning krispy kreme treats.

Paris' accomplishments include a show with Skeletor Ritchie that is horrendous, being killed in an awful wax horror movie, and releasing a music video. I have to include being panned on one of the funniest South park episode's of all time. I guess her other valuable contribution to pop culture would be the phrase, "SO HOT."

She is a heiress, socialite, whore and now, convict. What is her talent? NONE! Well, maybe a few things she does do "well." The video below explains in greater detail and it is a clip from the MTV movie awards. Mac G loves me some Sarah Silverman. Jack Nicholson laughing at the end is classic.
UPDATE: PARIS IS FREE, UNDER HOUSE ARREST
UPDATE2: Rash forced house Arrest
Last Update!!!!!!!!! The story will not DIE!!

A Model Who Makes Sense, SHOCKER!

Supermodel Gisele Bundchen stepped into the debate over birth control and sexual behavior in Brazil on Tuesday, saying Church opposition to condom use was ridiculous and women should have the right to choose on abortion.

"Today no one is a virgin when they get married ... show me someone who's a virgin!"

I can not agree more with Gisele. More young people would have greater respect and affinity towards the Catholic Church if they actually updated their policies to 2007, not 1907. Even though Aids is an enormous worldwide epidemic, their stance is to be AGAINST contraception. How does this help the world become a better place? How is this rationale or moral? How is this "Pro-Life?"Catholics have sexual diseases, Catholics have kids out of wedlock, and Catholics get divorced. So do people of all faiths. This is real everyday life and not a made up utopian society. I do find humor in that the Pope is all about the Raw Dawg.

It reminds me of the billions of dollars the Bush Administration has flushed down the toilet promoting abstinence programs.

Last fall, a congressional report said abstinence-only education fed students false information about pregnancy and birth control, and in the last six months of Horn's tenure, six states announced they would no longer accept federal abstinence funds.

Then a study released in April found no evidence that abstinence-only programs deter sexual activity. Perhaps as a result of these events -- and most certainly due in part to a Democrat-controlled House -- funding for abstinence-only education will run out this summer without assurance of renewal.

Dear Govt and Religious groups,

People are going to have SEX no matter what. Ya know, SCREW! This will happen more often after drinking large quantities of alcohol. It is part of being a human being. Stop labeling these acts as immoral and please stop wasting billions of our tax payer's money on trying to convince them that it is wrong. How about spending money to promote safe sex around the world so people do not get sexual diseases, and I do not know, UM....DIE!

Peace, Love, Happiness, and KY,

Mac G

ps. Oh, I am Catholic too.

Gisele lets the Pope have it

On a lighter note, Gisele's man, Daddy Dreamboat says “I have no complaints about my life, what I’m doing."

America Needs More Don Cherry

Just like the majority of the sports world, I stopped paying attention to hockey after their last work stoppage. The NHL's games are now on the Versus network, further cementing the league into media obscurity. This channel was so far off my Direct TV flipping remote rotation (Ch.608) that by the time I realized hockey was on, the game was over. Instead of playoff hockey, ESPN's prime time coverage included 2005 Poker US Open tournaments, spelling Bees, billiards and figure skating. It was a total kick in the nuts to the NHL! I watched my first 2 complete hockey games of the season, games 3 and 4 of Stanley Cup finals. It had it all: back and forth scoring, exciting offensive styles, and physical play. And yes, even some Fighting.

But by far the biggest highlight was Don Cherry's sound off during the 2nd intermission of Game 4. PURE Comedy! I knew he was funny and was a Canadian legend but I had no idea he was THIS hilarious. I think he forgets that he is on TV and could be more entertaining than my man Chuck Barkley.
My favorites included:

• His memo to NBC Sports Chairman Dick Ebersol for more fighting
• Holding up a Buffalo paper that pictured famous fights
  
• His Tree Hugger's blast
• Calling Hull out for his own controversial goal
• His P.I.M.P. outfit.

MGsW's memo to TV Execs in sports: We need more of Don Cherry in America and less sports writers turned TV blowhards.

Watch This and Wonder Why the World Hates Americans

I love So Cally but I can not fathom my daughter ending up like this tramp in training. Plus, how can a fire crotch like Linsey Lohan have her own tanning name? I am a guy and I know that red heads do not tan well.

Marion Barry's Receptionist Drives Her Car Into a Crowded Festival, While Smoking Crack

Tonya N. Bell, 30, is charged with aggravated assault, and prosecutors say they are considering additional charges. She is accused of driving through a police barricade into the crowd Saturday evening, sending people and strollers flying and injuring at least 40 people. According to charging documents, Bell told police she had been "smoking crack all day."

Bell had until recently worked in the office of Marion Barry, former mayor and a District of Columbia Council member, as a receptionist employed by a temp agency. Barry's office issued a letter terminating its contract with NAI Personnel.

Bell appeared to be laughing as she drove the car with flattened tires and broken windows into the crowd, said Linda Greene, who saw Bell's car from her porch.

"The car just passed so fast, and all of a sudden I just heard people screaming," said Denise Jackson. "I turned around, and it was like bodies falling out of the sky."

This story is horrible and any cheap comments that I have about the Marion Barry crack angle seem juvenile and really low. Luckily, no one was seriously injured.

This does remind me of one of my favorite headlines of all time. Barry won his current city council seat in 2004 and one of the NYC tabloids went with this:
"Barry Gets Another Crack at Politics."

" Can I borrow your Fn Pen?"

"I think we are dead, time is going by really really slow"

This is a few weeks old but still pretty sweet! TV announcers must like brownies too!

TIME TO BRING THEM HOME!

New Apple Iphone Looks PIMP!!!

Too bad Cingular/ATT has awful cell phone service or I would be getting one of these IPhones. I LOVE the touch screen capability. I hope the Iphone makes other cell phone companies up their design/services. Europe absolutely crushes USA in vast better technology and service for the hijacked amount that American's are forced to pay every month. In Europe, there is no 2 year locked in BS contracts. Your payment is based on the "Go Phone" model. Money is added to your phone as minutes are used. Their text message plans are unlimited, no extra charges for using your phone during the made up "peak' hours invented by cell phone companies, and users are never charged 40 cents a minute for going over their allotted monthly minutes.

Did I mention their phones are much sleeker/cooler. I could go on and on for the need of true regulation of the wireless industry. As cell phone and wireless internet usage has exploded over the past 5-10 years, the wireless industry has remained virtually unscathed by Congressional regulation, which would benefit consumers over the wireless companies. The main reason is one acronym: CTIA. Cellular Telecommunication and Internet Association. The Wireless Industry's Organization and Political Action Committee(PAC).

CTIA rivals only the Pharmaceutical Industry's PAC, PhRMA on Capitol Hill in political influence. And the drug companies NEVER lose a legislative battle. 60 Minutes had a recent segment on PhRMA's tremendous influence/writing of the horrible drug bill.

CTIA throws the money around to both parties. I am hopeful that the current Democratic Congress will finally originate some policies beneficial towards cell phone users. Of course, I highly doubt it.

"That's GOLD, Jerry! GOLD!"

Who wants to talk about Lebron's Cape or Kobes' Bib, when you can unveil another angle to the Stray-Rod tabloid stripper frenzy storyline? As Cosmo Kramer would scream, "Giddy UP!"

It has been brought to Mac Gs World's attention that the blue jeans Stray-Rod is wearing in the infamous NYPost cover story picture are the brand True Religion. Since I do not live in LA or NYC and feel spending a day's pay on simple blue jeans is a little too exorbitant for my taste, I was unaware of this high priced apparel company. Not Anymore.

Axlerod' is photographed wearing a pair of True Religion (TRLG) jeans and the stock explodes 20%. You think it’s the first time he’s worn the jeans?

True Religion Apparel, Inc. stock is up 4.6 points (30%) ever since the Stray-Rod NY Post story broke on Wednesday morning. Analysts did upgrade the stock's earnings forecast that same morning, which is why the stock increased on Wednesday. However, the stock has continued to rise each day and even CNBC had a segment on Stray-Rod's jeans, zooming in on the True Religion brand.

MGsW concludes that everything Stray-Rod touches turns indirectly into GOLD. Both the Mariners and Rangers had tremendously successful seasons after trading ARod. The Red Sox won their first title in a BAZILLION years after a pinstriped Stray-Rod bitch slapped Bronson Arroyo. Now, Stray-Rod has made several parties mad loot with this week's stripper incident. He is a marketing genius.

Winners Include:

• True Religion- $4.60 times # of shares= Sick profit's(and rising!) for Shareholders
• Jocelyn Noel Morse- Her rates for private dances have at least tripled. What rich guy would not want Stray-Rod's leftovers? This does not count the $ Stray-Rod has already stuffed in her G string.
  
• Scores Vegas and Manhattan Strip Clubs- Scores does not need any more notoriety or money but Stray-Rod's "hobby" has done just that.(No comment on the number of "Scores" and "Strippers" and "clubs" Google searches MGsW has made today.)
  
• NY Media Outlets- I have personally been to NYPost's website more times this week than in the past year combined. The Tabloid War is ON in New York and thus, correlates to higher web traffic/ sales/ad revenue.
  

• ESPN, Yanks/Red Sox- Is it really possible for this exhausting rivalry to get any MORE coverage? Unfortunately, Yes. ESPN has an angle to promote over the Yanks actual dismal 22-29 record. ESPN has been all over Stray-Rod's likeness for strippers.

Losers:

• Cynthia Rodriguez and daughter, Natasha
  

True Religion Stock Price
True Religion Jeans
Bunny Honey Update
ESPN Angle

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My head hurts just watching Gonzo squirm and lie

Bob, I bid Seventeen Hundred Thousand Dollars, One, Seven, Zero, Zero, Zero

I have not seen Bob Barker this confused since Happy Gilmore. I think Benjamin likes to dominate taquitos late night at 7-Eleven, Brah!

Do you know your local stripper?

I always wanted to be a bookie and write my dissertation about the experience. University of Nebraska-Omaha master's student Jenny Heinman plain CRUSHES my idea. She wrote her graduate thesis about being an exotic dancer. You know: Stripper.

Jenny or should I say, "Saphire" or from the looks of her curtains "SaFIRE" breaks down her time in the industry. I would block quotes some of her final thesis but I must admit, I was looking more for the pole dancing ability in the video than a sociology explanation. I already can conclude that Daddy did not love her.

I must give a shout out to Mac G's World Contributor, The Notorius DEK for the tip.

Academic Stripping Video
Thesis

Full disclosure: The Notorious DEK is a loyal customer of The 20's club.

Mexicans Boo Miss USA

My guess is that they are not big fans of the new immigration bill?

Also, I was unaware of America's competition with Mexico.

Smith was booed during her interview and several audience members chanted "Mexico! Mexico!" until she spoke in Spanish, saying "Buenas noches Mexico. Muchas gracias!" which earned her applause. Mexico has a fierce rivalry with its northern neighbor.

It was a rough night for Miss USA. She laid a Rampage like smackdown during her nightgown stroll. Unfortunately, replace Lidell with the floor. Poor Girl.

Hopefully, Cowboys QB and Miss Universe Judge, Tony "Tin Cup" Romo gave her a shoulder to cry on later. He can relate to awkwardly committing an infamous blooper in a prime time television spot. Tin Cup Romo loves to assists hot chicks, who he calls his "friends." Well at least he is helping former Idol star Carrie Underwood with her accessories and not feeding Kelly Clarkson more hot dogs.



Miss Japan took home the crown over my 2 latina favorites, Brazil and Venezuela.

European KY Ad

Can you figure out why some Euros are mad at about this ad?
Take a closer look.

New GOP Consulting Firm, " I do not remember."

Attorney General Gonzo already has the patten on, "I do not recall."

ESPN Insider: R.I.P.

It is official. I am no longer a paying member to the ESPN/ABC/Disney Corporation Cash Trough. It has been a rough few weeks for Disney, first Hamas puts them on the defensive and now Mac G has turned of their Insider spigot. Please do not call me a supporter of Hamas either.
I love the Jews.

I have canceled my ESPN Insider subscription. Sports Blogs 1, ESPN 0.

The Mickey Mouse company will still get some of my loot indirectly through my Direct TV cable package but no longer am I shelling out 40+ bones a year to read Chad Ford's newest international prospect crush or Jerry Crasnick's take on the new Drays closer.

I am 100% confident in my decision. I have been trying to do this for the past few years but they kept renewing my subscription automatically.

I am sure 20 of my friends that use my account are going to be disappointed. My advice to them: Life will surely move on without reading Lenny P's Arizona Cardinal's draft recap or Buster Olney's riveting analysis of the Cub's closing woes. Trust me, it will.

Honestly, I can get my info and sports insight opinion without the WWL hostage charges. And No, I will not be texting any Handgun pix to ESPN.com either. Even though it is tempting, Crazy DUKES has cornered that market. And I might add, Very WELL.

The subscriber business model on internet content charges has been an awful decision. It is not sustainable long term and consumers will find equal or better informational outlets for less money. The results are decreased web traffic, diminished time spent on a particular site and less Internet ad revenue. For example, Google's success has largely been defined by offering their services for little or no money and collecting their enormous Ad revenue.

I stopped reading NY Times Opinion pages after they starting charging for their Times Select Membership. It has been about 2 or 3 Friedman Units since I have read a NY Times columnist. The Times has relented sort of, offering Times Select Membership for free to college students.

ESPN continues with this type of behavior. I just read about their heavy handiness to ISPs. From the best Football blog out there. Pro Football Talk.

And we'd love to see the Intergoogle broadcast of the Thursday PTI show. So we waded through the alphabet junkyard on ESPN.com for 10 minutes until we finally decided to do a site search for "PTI." We then were informed that our ISP doesn't support ESPN360, and we were told that we should contact our ISP and let it be known that we don't know what it is, but we want it.

And that suggests to us that Bristol, Inc. is trying to impose a cable-style fee on ISP's throughout the land for the right to view video content online.

Hey, we've got no problem with people making money. But at a time when more and more companies are realizing that free content coupled with advertising is the best way to reach the broadest possible audience, it seems odd to us that ESPN is still trying to milk more and more cash out of the ever-narrowing subset of folks who are willing to pay, directly or indirectly, for Intergoogle material.

I could easily produce a long indepth manifesto on this topic after a few hours of research. However, I am just too lazy on a Friday before a holiday weekend.

For those of you who still want to get your Insider freebie fix on.

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Yo Stu Scott, Stop Drop, Shut Em Down, Open up Shop!

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