Friday, May 25, 2007

"Yo Dawg" needs anger management classes.


Tampa Devil Rays OF, Elijah Dukes has many characteristics:

  • Likes to call his girlfriends, "Dawgs"
  • Has serious long term Anger Issues
  • Sends cool threatening picture texts
  • Has little need for condoms or practicing Safe Sex in General
Duke' voicemail to his most recent baby mama.
"Hey, dawg. It's on, dawg. You dead, dawg. I ain't even bulls-------. Your kids too, dawg. It don't even matter to me who is in the car with you. N-----, all I know is, n-----, when I see your m-----f------- a-- riding, dawg, it's on. As a matter of fact, I'm coming to your m-----f------ house."
YIKES, that would frighten me, Dawg. I love to text but I have never thought about this one.
She also says Dukes called her and told her to check her cell phone.He sent a text message with a photo of a handgun, she said.
Why is Dukes so angry? Maybe it is genetic and from his background? Usually an excuse, right?
Dukes, who grew up in Sulphur Springs, saw his father convicted of second-degree murder when he was 11. Elijah Dukes Sr. received a 20-year prison sentence for shooting a man who sold his wife $100 worth of fake crack cocaine.
WOW, that would make me have some issues.

Or maybe he is bitter because his impressive Home RUN success in the bedroom has him down and out. Baby Mama's must be targeting him for his super sperm and 380K a year salary?
Four women have gone to court seeking child support from Dukes. In all four cases, the court found Dukes was the father, meaning he has at least five children by four women. Two of those women were pregnant at the same time, giving birth in 2003 within eight days of each other.

Do I really need to comment on this? YO DAWG, WEAR A CONDOM! STOP HITTING WOMEN! DAWG!

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