Nats/Fins Brawl

Here are some video Clips of fight between Nyjer Morgan and the Florida Marlins that I put together from the local MASN broadcast. Nyjer is out of control with his WWE antics and season long bad base running but no way he deserves to be thrown at twice in one game because he stole 2 bases when his team was down 11 in the 4th inning. That is just as bush league as anything Morgan did to the Marlins.

John Wall Dance Party Coming to DC!!

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David Wright and The Situation - "Situational Training"

David wright and The Situation - "situational training"

Yes We Can vs No You Can't

This is what victory looks like...




And here is defeat....

"Bang...Bang....Bang..Bang"

HBO Boxing announcer Jim Lampley went a little over board on the bangs during Pac Man's clinic victory over a scared Joshua Clottey.



At least Lamps use of the word "bang" was not referencing his checkered history of tossing women around.

Link Whores

• Vancouver turned into a drunken paradise for 2 weeks. Damn. Time
• Will Leitch's mea culpa on his relationship with Roger Ebert is a must read. I do not know if I lost or gained respect for Leitch because he was an ungrateful dick to Ebert. I have always admired both of their work. Deadspin
• Here is the link to Roger Ebert's blog and he will be appearing on Oprah on March 2nd. Sun Times
• Hall of Fame pitcher and sitting Kentucky Senator Bunning is crazy. He is making millions of Americans suffer because he is a heartless prick. I want his HOF bust pissed on but this group wants him kicked out of Cooperstown. The Sports Pig's Blog
• The breakdown of the 2010 Washington Nationals starting pitching rotation. Nats Insider
• It is disappointing that college aged kids in 2010 would think a ghetto themed party for all white frat boys would be appropriate. KTLA
• Ever wonder about those Ben Stein credit commercials? The reports are not free and yes, it is a scam. Felix Salmon
• Canada is all giddy about their gold medal hockey win. I am still pissed because I wanted the gold and have USA put their whole country into state of despair for years. Helluva effort by the Boys in Red, White and Blue. They made the USA care and everyone proud. NYTimes
• Two great writers but over rated sports pundits, Wilbon and Feinstein, are pissed off at one another. Yawn. Mister Irrelevant
• I always stated that Steve Alford was just like Bobby Knight, minus the cussing and winning and adding the bible. Maybe I was wrong and they are just two pricks in a pod. Deadspin

Picture Credit, Time Magazine

Get In Crunk

Here is a funny video that I captured on ESPN during a High School Football All Star game.

Link Whores

• Cuba is facing crisis with their baseball talent. The Star
• This is a genius idea by some entrepreneur. The "Tiger Text" app makes your sent text disappear after a certain amount of time. Time
• I am digging the tunes from The Morning Benders. You can download a few free mp3s at their site. The Morning Benders
• Marijuana Provides Pain Relief, New Study Says Huff Po
• 5 Buzz tips from Google. Gmail Blog
• This could be the last Olympics for NHL players as NHL Owners do not like interruption to their season. Ovie became more involved in player's union so he could advocate for players being allowed to play in his home country's games. Whatever the ruling, Ovie is still going to play for Russia in 2014. Yahoo and Delaware Online
• Video of Wizards Antwan Jamison leaving the Verizon Center after finding out that he had been traded to the Cavs. CSN Washington
• Roger Ebert responds to the positive feedback from his Esquire feature story. Sun Times
• Since I am liberal and supporter of the President's team, this makes me a socialist in GOP/Tea Baggers' eyes. So my true socialism request would be for the government to nationalize the Internet providers and phone companies so we can get some real fast speed. Can you imagine free wireless Internet every where in the country? The innovation possibilities and opportunities would be endless for people and businesses. It will never happen since Corporations own DC so I can only commie dream but at least Google is attempting to hook people up with faster speeds. Slate
• Missouri's QB Blane Gibbert, or Suh's bitch, is already showing his little QB bro Tyler around Columbia campus by getting into brawls at late night pizza spots. Tyler got jacked up and of course, no one is arrested. This smells like a cover up to me. Tiger Extra
• Here is list of pro athletes on Twitter. Warning, most of them are VERY boring to follow. Social Media Sports
• I was in college at Iowa when NBA player Ricky Davis spent one season balling for the Hawkeyes. The kid would smoke Js at the basketball courts behind the main dorm on campus. No way did I ever think that he would last for so long in the NBA due to his crazy old man and poor work habits. Ricky was recently waived and NBA career could be over. Scoop Jackson's 2009 piece on Ricky is pretty damn impressive. Slam Online
• I wrote an exhaustive profile post for Truth About It on newly acquired Wizard and current foreign baller, Emir Preldzic. I am still waiting for the Wizards to hook me up with a guest press pass as Kyle's assistant so I can take some money video for this lottery bound squad. Truth About It
• My boy BC tells me that this restaurant blows Hooters away and we are not talking about the wings either. Tilted Kilt
• Matt Taibbi might be a potty mouth prick but I love how he takes it to the greedy ahole banksters and their complicit government enablers. Rolling Stone

"This is Called Waves"

Tracy Morgan’s interview on The Daily Show might be one of the funniest that I have ever seen on the show. Jon Stewart could not hold back his laughter and they didn’t even talk about Morgan’s movie. This clip makes my sides hurt even the 3rd and 4th time viewing it.

I love this quote by Morgan: “This is called waves man. I’m making em seasick out there. And Im 360, Hold on to your women. I can take your girl with my hair cut. At least that is how it is in my community. Somebody get pregnant. Cuz you know me Jon Stewart…. Im old school. I wont be pulling out. “

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Link Whores: Defeat the World Edition

Here are some resource links that provide an explanation and good tips for using the new Google Buzz.

• Aext.net
• PC World
• Social Pollination
• Read Write Web

For those that use Twitter more than 3-5 times per day, do not sync it to your buzz because the Tweets provide redundancy and clog up the Buzz service. I am ready to unfollow these users.

• John Mayer is a jack ass. Womanist Musings
• Excellent break down of MLB Manger's use of the intentional walk. FJB
• Local TV will becoming to your cell phones and hand held devices. NYT
• Jason Whitlock slices up Bobby Knight's abysmal announcing performance on Big Monday. KC Star
• New method of casing houses for criminals could be to check online whereabouts of people. Please Rob Me
• This video truly scared me and I have a strong stomach. Elementary kids should be taught grind dance moves. Good God. That Video Site
• Kentucky fan does his own John Wall Dance. You Tube
• Old Man wearing I an a Mother F'er T-shirt beats up a much younger man on a bus. Deadspin.
• Colbert Nation is sponsoring the USA Speed Skating team at the Winter Games and Stephen's poster is amazing. Huffington Post

Blizzard Web Cam Dance

During the second blast of the historic DC blizzard last week, the Washington Post had a live web cam showing downtown streets at 15th and K St NW. My friend sent me along a video of a coworker, who put on a mascot head and performed a dance web cam show in white out conditions.

Killer Advertisement

This Ad for the 2010 Vancouver Olympics would be a clever way for NBC win over the 18-34 year old demographic.



All stoners know BC bud is delicious too so it makes even more sense.

HT: Hail Mary Jane

Joe Mauer Loves Him Some Chevy

A Minneapolis TV station reported today that Twins All Star catcher Joe Mauer was about to agree to a 10 year contract with the club. This imminent land mark decade long deal was soon refuted:

A major league source told FanHouse's Ed Price that the club is "pecking away" at an extension, and the feeling within the organization is that a deal will get done eventually, "but [it] will be a battle."

On semi-related news, the following video should help personalize Mauer and reaffirm his status as King of the Twin Cities. Oh, it is pretty damn funny too.


Chevy should sign Mauer to an ad deal pronto.

• Mauer, Twins Agree To 10-Year Contract

• Twins Optimistic on Mauer Deal, but Extension 'Will Be a Battle'

Video HT: Think4Yourself

"Are Your Knees Too Creaky Clark?"

President Obama attended Georgetown's bitch slapping of Duke on Saturday afternoon at the Verizon Center. The President held his own during an in game interview with CBS announcing team Clark Kellogg and Verne Lundquist. My favorite part was Obama buttering up Kellogg with praise and then immediately talking trash. Check out the classic off the cuff stuff from Prez #44.



HT:Buster Sports

Link Whores

• With this insensitive and inflammatory rhetoric, Paul Shirley must be attempting to audition as guest host for Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck. The Sporting Blog

• Ashely from Rock of Love sheds her clothes at numerous strip clubs. Don Chavez

• Picture Recap of the experience of attending Washington Capitols game in DC. Friends of the Program


• NFL is showing their true greedy existence with their Who Dat copyright claims over the Saints catchy fan slogan. Funny comments by a Judge on the matter can be found at SBNation. Die hard Saints fan, Cajun Boy, has some understandably harsh words on the NFL's prickish behavior.
  

• Kentucky star basketball player Patrick Patterson has a status update for all the haters leaving critical messages on his facebook page after the Wildcats loss to South Carolina. Kentucky Sports Radio

• Bryce Harper, a teenage baseball phenom and likely number one pick in next year's draft, made his collegiate debut over the weekend. When you are a Nats fans, these are the kind of things that give you a sliver of hope. The Nats Blog

• The beautiful Veronika London gets my approval for Thigh of the Week. Sharapova's Thigh

• Rush Limbaugh does not want to be alive anymore. Perfect. The Onion

• Roger Ebert's spectacular writing on the relationship with his friend and fellow legendary movie critic, Gene Siskel. Chicago Sun Times

• Cell Phones might be hazardous to your health and if proven overwhelmingly true, my guess is Wireless Corporations would pull a plot line from Michael Clayton to cover it up. GQ

• The Onion has reported that a major crash in California has spilled all of VH1's "sluts" along the highway. Huff Po

• One of my favorite bands, Widespread Panic, released their 2010 Spring Tour. Widespread Panic

• This is the kind of contest that I could get behind, pun intended. "The search for the best bottom in the world." American Apparel

• Former Colts standout WR Marvin Harrison is living out some American Gangsta life in Philly. GQ

The Bad Luck of the Zards

I attended my first Wizards game of this 2009-10 stomach/cock punch season and the team actually gave a scrappy performance against the Dallas Mavericks, who are the Western Conference's 2nd best team.

In the final 30 seconds, Wizards' Mike Miller hit a 3 pointer and Brandon Haywood subsequently drew the above charge from Dirk. Wizards were down one with the ball and here is video of the game deciding play.



DOH! Caron Butler had his shot tossed by Shawn Marion!

Wizards head coach Flip Saunders was furious after the game because Butler did not run the play that was called. Truth About It has more details on Butler “Going Rogue.”

I was able to capture a funny video clip and fans love them some dance cam.




The Wizards dance team appears sexier from the upper levels than down below but let’s be honest, most of us would still hit it sober and especially, for the story.

Chuckster Keys

I have not seen Barkley's appearance on SNL but I read online that it was not as funny as people expected or just plain "turrrrible." However, this preview video is still hilarious.



HT: Animal New York

"I'm in Miami, Bitch"

I am in Miami Beach for today's Orange Bowl. Iowa is looking to curb stomp those Yellow Gnats of Nerd Tech. Of course my luck, weather is unseasonably chilly and could be coldest the Orange Bowl ever.

Haws Poon was out in full force last night as the Iowa coeds were tearing up the dance floor at the Clevelander. I got some extra saucy videos to upload later.

My brain is fried and it is time to Tailgate.

Follow the blow by blow of live updates of the debauchery on Twitter.

http://twitter.com/macg_og

Go Hawks.


I 'm in Miami, Bitch.

Empire State of Colbert- Suburban Version

Stephen Colbert raps his own version of Jay Z's part with Alicia Keys on Empire State of Mind Part II.

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