"Dr. Rockso, Back Off Man"

Lindsay Lohan, Bill Maas, Kate Moss, Robert Downey Jr and Michael Irvin all have something in common. Dr. Rockso is their favorite musician and they love the Booga Sugga! kakakakaka yeiiiiiii

Case of the Mac G Mondays

Busy weekend in Peoria, Illinois, aka, "Ptown." Ex-NFL DLineman and current NFL Fox broadcaster, Bill Maas got pulled over and busted with a loaded gun, 6 grams of blow, 5 grams of herb, and 22 pills of E. He was with a 27 year old chick, over half his age. Now this is my kind of party animal!! He should be in Vinnie Chase's crew. I do not understand the need for loaded guns but whatever, maybe from stopping others like the Wire's Omar from stealing his stash.

Did Maas know that Bonnaroo was over 2 weeks ago? Lollapalooza is not until August either. He allowed the cops to search his car after he looked nervous, another bonehead move. I have seen enough Cops episodes and consulted with a few attorneys to realize the cops have to have a reason to search your vehicle. Once you allow them, it is over.

Mass used to be married to Dan Marino's sister and Marino hates him.(scroll down for story) Maas sat in jail all day before anyone realized who he was and cops are still wondering what he was doing in Ptown. Do not all people that live in Ptown ask themselves that same question? Sorry Racho, I had to do it.

UPDATED: Mug Shot Time.

Good Ole Brian Urlacher is being accused by his baby mama to send these type of text messages.

Go to hell you f------ ----."

"Grow the f--- up and quit praying and get a job."

"You're a f------ fruit cake."

"Your raising a little p---y."

Elijah Dukes still has him beat. It turns out his baby mama sounds pretty Fn NUTS. She sued some Lord of the Dance star, Michael Flatley, for raping her. The case has been thrown out and this dancer is now counter suing her. Urlacher sounds like quite the white trash father already by already calling his 2 year old a pussy. I wonder how a 2 year old does NOT become a pussy? I am perplexed.

Further Proof that Sports Blogs are becoming increasingly more relevant and taking over the sports world. A blog post from a Seattle Mariners' Blog about Mariners pitcher King Felix throwing too many fastballs was given to the Mariners pitching coach. He showed it to King Felix, who then blanked the A's 4-0 by mixing in more breaking balls.

I would write a letter to the Orioles and Nats coaches about how Chris Ray and Austin Kearns both suck and should be demoted. Honestly, I have stopped caring. When do NFL training camps begin?

Roger Federer is the freaking man and pure magician with the tennis racket! Sunday's match was some of the best tennis that I have ever watched. Federer was pushed to the limit by Nadal and turned it up a notch in the 5th set to claim his fifth straight Wimbledon title. Federer is arguably one of the best tennis players ever and Nadal could be the best clay court player ever. Federer is 25 and Nadal is 22. I can not wait for the possible rematch in the US Open.

Miss New Jersey is being blackmailed by an anonymous person, who is threatening to release naked photos of her unless she gives up her crown. Is the New Jersey crown worth going to the federal prison over? Will they not be pulling high dollar tricks at a Atlantic City casino in 5 years anyway? I love how Jersey girls and naked pictures go hand in hand. I have a funny feeling my friend and current Jersey resident Scooter might be up to something. He loves him some Jersey.

Near triple digit temps in the nation's capitol and a massive hangover sent Mac G scurrying for AC on 7/7/07. I was rewarded by checking out the Live Earth concerts in HD. Foo Fighers put on the best show by far, Dave Grohl was just rocking it. Roger Waters, Madonna, and the Police had amazing performances as well.

I was impressed with the positive message of the performers and how the world can be united around the idea of leaving the earth in better condition for future generations. This is not a political issue of right vs left but of course this did not stop the US conservative right from attacking the purpose of the concerts.

I do not have the energy to destroy the conservative position on global warming. It is hard to have honest policy debate about solutions when one side continually denies the existence of a true problem.

I was pissed and not surprised to find out that Al Gore had wanted the US show to be in front of the capitol on the national mall. Global Warming hater, Oklahoma Senator James Inhofe blocked the show on the grounds of the event being political. Even though Republican Senator Oylimpia Snow had cosponsored the bill for the concert.

Inhofe is the ranking member of Senate committee that deals with environmental issues and he is pretty much insane. He thinks God will settle out the environment and he hates gay people too. On the Senate floor last year, he showed a picture of his family and proclaimed proudly that no one in his family is gay. I guess maybe I am finally glad that I am a oppressed DC citizen with no representation in the US Senate than have Jilted James as my representative. Poor Boomer Sooners.

The Native American Museum did salvage some pride for the DC. They allowed a few musical acts on their grounds, highlighted by Garth Brooks.

Happy MONDAY!!!!

Maas+Guns+Blow+Pills=Ptown
Urlacher's up for Baby Daddy of the year
King Felix gets Advice from Blog
Roger Federer is the best tennis player on the planet
Miss Jersey being blackmailed
Mac G's American Idol
Foo Fighters KICK A$$, Grohl the ultimate Rock Star
The Police Rocked!
Pundits on energey companies payroll are cluess spew lies about Global Warming
Inhofe blocks Live Earth at US Capitol
Inhofe is in denial
Inhofe hates Gays
Video of Inhofe's Pure and Hetero family
Garth Brooks plays at Native American Museum

Man Whore Pig

Mac G's World was looking at ways to increase our viewership and move on down the yellow brick road of World Domination. Stripper Stories and masturbation jokes seem to help. I came across some advice from Five Tool Tool and You Have Been Blinded.
Five Tool came up with ways to generate comments too.

Honestly, I did not get past the part of being a whore and everyone loves a good whore, especially BOMBED at 3am. Here goes with my list of blogs and websites that I have been checking out recently. I will try to make this a weekly feature.

• Booman Tribune provides great intellectual political discussion of this Fd up world we live in.

• Big Shirtless Rob is the most similar blog out there to MGsW and his humor is sweet. Plus Rob loves to rip celebs and republicans.

• Brahsome is pretty Brahsome, Brah. Ditto on wanting something strange on the weekends.
  

• The Big Picture has a running segment on "Would You Do...." Done and Done.
• I Guess I'm Floating is a pretty sweet music blog.
  
• Ice Station Tango provides more fire than ice about our Fd up Govt and Media.
  
• Kung Fu Monkey, how can you go wrong with a blog with that name?
  
• The House Next Door is the best blog out there for entertainment analysis. Their LOST and Sopranos recaps were amazing.
• Bourbon For Breakfast- Exchanging wickey for my java could solve numerous problems every morning.

The "I can get convicted of lying to the FBI and a Grand Jury, obstructing justice but still get out of jail" rant about Scooter Libby is coming. I am finally cooled down enough to post it.

Find the end of the bottle this weekend or get something strange. Better yet, hit the late daily double and score both.
word, Mac G.

"Vote for the Purrrr Kitten"

Mac G's World path to domination was set in motion by 2 posts. One about Stray Rod's fondness for sheik designer Jeans and frugly strippers. The Big Lead and CNN SI's Extra Mustard picked up the link.

The other post was about Arizona pitcher, Taryne Mowatt. She led her purrr Kats to the national title and her sister's saucy myspace pregame talk might have helped her over the top.

Dan Shanoff and Deadspin picked up the post and Mac G's W was off and running. It is amazing what a simple post about a hot babe athlete can do for web traffic. Most web spank bankers find my site through google search and the Big Picture's feature of "Would you do Taryne Mowatt?"

I figured it was time for an update of both Taryne and her mouthy lil sis Jordan. Tarnye took down those provocative pics from her myspace account before more "fans" could rub a celebratory purr kitten one out in her honor. She now has over 3000 friends and her comments section has blown up faster than Scarlett Johansson's waste line.

My favorite comment on her page is on a picture of Taryne with her boyfriend. Hilarious.

you're killin all the hopes of the 2000 computer predators that just added you.

Speaking of internet predators, I tried unsuccessfully to become lil sis Jordan's MySpace friend. I would post a picture of her but I figure it might be illegal somewhere and increase my already rock solid chances of having 4 girls.

This might be the only time I link to ESPN and the ESPYS. Taryne is up for 2 awards, best female athlete and female college athlete.

Go Vote for Taryne and NO she is not up for this award. She is MGW's favorite classy purrr kitten, not some internet web cam whore.

Stray Rod
Extra Mustard
The Big Lead
Purr Kitten
Deadspin Link
Would You Do Taryne?
Taryne My Space
Lil Sis My Space
Vote ESPY's Award
Scarlett's Fat
Hummer Award

Mac Gs World

"Thank you sir, may I have another?"

Mac G was still sleeping soiling in his USA Flag sheets and reveling in the "New American Dream" Joey Chesnut's historic victory over Kobayashi in the July 4th Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest. American Pride had been restored.

Those sneaky Japanese did waste any time to counter US domination as this video below proves. I do not speak Japanese so I am unaware if this is really sake or not. Nerveless, it is still very impressive.

After viewing this video, I expect frat daddies and dorm rats everywhere to take up this new challenge. I demand it and your country desires it. Once the Japanese win, they will come over here and pretty soon we will have sushi bars in our mall food courts. Oh Wait.

Worlds Fastest Drinker - Funny blooper videos are here

Happy July 5th

Mac G is still beaming from patriotism and the Nats 6-0 shutout of the Cubbies. I was going to post video of the new American dream, Joey Chesnut and his hot dog eating contest domination over Japan's Kobayashi. The ending was classic with Kobayashi literally choking down the stretch.

I did not realize it would take 66 years and 66 hot dogs to avenge Pearl Harbor but my USA pride has increased even more than I ever expected. USA, U S A, U S A!
America, F YEAH! Saki Bombs on Mac G.

It seems only fitting that in a country where gluttony, big macs and super gulps rule, Fat A$$ American would possess the glorious world hot dog eating belt. Take that Donna Austin.

Since my red, white, and blueness is on super high, I figured it would be great to post video footage of a french woman tennis player's undies. The all white England Club at Wimbledon was not too happy with Tatiana Golovin's colorful panties and almost suspended her. Thanks to The Sporting Orange and Doberman on the Diamond for the links and video.




I Thought This is The White Sport - video powered by Metacafe

Alright the red panties in the video were Anna Kournikova's and not Tatiana's but does it really matter? I heart the non she-male women's tennis players and their undergarments.
The Sporting Orange
Doberman on the Diamond
No Likey the Red Panties
Joey Chesnut, the New American Dream
Nats down Cubs, GWashington wins prez race on his bobblehead day

Happy Bday America

Baseball, Apple Pie, Firecrackers and the Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest. A Slice of Americana in 2007. ESPN has been promoting the Chestnut vs Kobayashi hot dog battle more than Delahoya/Merriweather. Mac G's DVR is set and my money is on the foreigner.

Mac G is headed to the dump RFK for Cubs/Nats to get his blackout on. Mac G's 4th could end up something like Joe Nash's Independence Day.

As my boy Scooter likes to proclaim: "America, love it or leave it."

Happy Bday America!

Kobayashi vs Chestnut
Joe Nash's Independence Day

Sunset Tan

Mac G's "Libby gets out of the pokey" firecracker rant is about to explode in a lengthy detailed blog post. Before it does, Mac G would like to inform my readers, especially the horn ball ones, to Mac G's new favorite summer show. Sunset Tan on E.

It is a reality show that displays all that is right and wrong with LA. Everyone is HAWT but also highly self absorbed. I did not even know spray tans existed until watching this show. The main characters are the creepy skinned owner Devin, along with the Hipster frost tipped sporting owner Jeff, the hot bitchy Janelle, the sheltered butter face Oklahoman Erin and the closet gay smooth talking Nick.

The duo who make the show are Molly and Holly: The Olly Girls. These 2 smoking babes are super funny and very ditsy but not annoying in the Jessica Simpson contrived way. Did I mention they are serious eye Candy and Spank Bankalicious!

New Episodes on Sunday Nights at 10:30pm eastern on E. Fire up your DVR and Mac G says that you are WELCOME!

The Olly Girls
Sunset Tan
Molly
Holly

"Honey, I got Matsui"

Mac G Slim Shady is back from vacation and ready to return to blog DOMINATION. My topic lists cover more than 3 pages so the material should be rapid fire fresh and obviously, SWEET! It looks like Mac G did not miss much over the past 10 days.

Dr. Evil Dick Cheney is still running the country, a prick and above the law. Congress wants to know more about the Administration's secret spying on citizens program and has delivered subpoenas to the White House. The Immigration Bill died in the Senate, along with any hope of a final legislative victory for our lame duck president. All interests groups from all sides were against this Immigration reform bill so Mac G concluded that it must have been good for America.

Republican Dick Lugar came out against GW's Iraq policy after just recently voting consistently over and over for it. Colbert summed up his new found political "courageous waiting" quite brilliantly. The Sports World was so slow that a Pro Wrestler's murder/suicide became an opportunity for the media to slander wrestling and opine about steroids.

A Cubs fan went after a reliever and was rocked in an awesome 2 point take down by Cubs security. The "drunk" has been banned from Wrigley for life. Tank Johnson was cut for being pulled over, blowing under the legal limit.

Apple released their Iphone at 6pm on a Friday night. Apple Dorks and Ebay profiteers lined up for days to get one. Mac G loves the new look of the IPhone and has heard personal positive reviews.

Mac G thinks 500-600 bucks is WAAAY too much to spend on a phone and if the only way to get one is to sign up for AT&T service. No Thank You. AT&T wireless service was awful and Cingluar was constantly searching for their customers with the same success rate that a whore looks for a church or the US finds WMDs. So merging 2 crappy wireless companies into one is suppose to make them better? No Way.

The Blog Post title quote is from Knocked Up, a very stupid and hilarious movie. The crowning scene still makes me want to vomit. Mac G's headed over lunch to CVS to buy condoms. The movie could be summed up by this line: Do not Drink and BONE!


Cheney
Dicks a Prick
King Dick and George
Congressional Subpoenas
Immigation Bill Died
Colbert on Lugar
Defending Pro Wrestling
Cubs Fan Attacks
Cubs Fan Gets Rocked
Tank Drinks
IPhone Lines

Transformers Movie Review

Mac G loved him some Transformers back in the 80s. Hello Larry's movie review is great. 8 nipple squeezes great. Here is Link to the 7 Most Useless Transformers.

"Hey Brother!" GOB and Conan in the Year 2000

Mac G headed to "Ma Zur Ah"

Mac G is sorry to disappoint my ever increasing readership but Mac G is headed on a personal family week long vacation. Since Congress is pretty clueless and the Sports world is a in a lull, it is good time for a hiatus. Mac G's destination is the Lake of the Ozarks and no clue if the tubes of the internets have reached down to southern Missouri or how the locals pronounce it, "Ma Zur Ah."

Mac G will be sure to provide any coverage of Party Cove. Word to Your Mama, Mac G.

Party Cove, "Take it OFF!"

Shiites, Sunnis and George Bush

Mac G is rolling with political commentary today. This article is a must read for every citizen no matter if you want to nuke the Mideast, impeach Cheney, or avoid the ballot box every first Tuesday in November like Rosie does a treadmill.(That is my last Rosie joke, well at least for the rest of June.)

Iraq is the biggest foreign policy disaster of our lifetime, period. While Islamic extremism still wants to kill the "West" and energizes in Pakistan, our precious blood and treasure keeps draining everyday in Iraq. 4 American soldiers and 100 Iraqis die every single day. The US Govt spends 256 million tax payers' dollars every day. EVERY Fn DAY! And with no end in sight.

The Neocons swirled up a hornets nest by invading Iraq and had no clue how to run the country after flatting Saddam's Army. Frontline had a PBS documentary on the half ass planning on part of the Bush Administration, Pentagon and the Defense Department.

Now our undermanned American troops are stuck policing a country the size of California, with little to zero Arabic speaking skills and no clue to the difference between the "good and bad" people. Our troops drive around everyday waiting to get blown up by IEDs or car bombs. Their reward is to have their tours extended, over and over. And if they are unfortunate enough to get injured, they are sent back to America to live in shit hole, rat infested conditions at the Walter Reed Medical Facility.

It is hard to see us "winning" when we do not have any idea who we are really fighting. There is no way to "win" an occupation. The worst problem is that our soldiers are in the middle of a bazillion year long civil war between the Shiites and Sunnis. I knew the 2 fractions hated each for eternity and it is hard for Americans to understand since our civilization here is minuscule in comparison. I just knew that they wanted to kill each other.

This article by Abbas Sand gives a historical insight into the conflict. It has been reported that GW Bush had no idea about 2 different sects of Islam only months before he ordered the Iraq invasion.

GW must have been at a 12 step meeting or Texas Rangers Spring training during the first Iraq war, when his FATHER was president!

After reading this, I hope you realize what a monumental ego hard on our leaders had to believe that USA was going to solve this conflict by military force without the world's support.

In dealing with the current problems of the Middle East, obviously it is quite important to understand the differences between Shiites and Sunnies. Furthermore, with the addition of the American presence, this situation has become more complicated. Unfortunately, there is very little in-depth analysis of this topic, leaving the impression that these are just a bunch of primitive people who just like to fight.

The conflicts and problems between Shiites and Sunnies are so deep, and the history is so long, that one can write volumes on the topic and only scratch the surface. This article is an attempt to give a historical overview of the problem itself, as well as, to discuss the additional complication caused by the United States presence in this region, and their decisions on how to conduct the war. My hope is that the reader would realize that the Sunni Shiite division is not a problem like Catholic Vs Protestant.

Shiites, Sunnis and George Bush
Frontline: The End Game
Bush Clueless on Arab World Before Iraq War
14 US Soldiers Die
Rat Hole Walter Reed

Rudy Sucks

MGsW has been seriously slacking on our political coverage of the Fd up world that we live in. On 9/11/01 Nineteen whack jobs, mostly Saudis, funded by Osama Bin Laden took down the Twin Towers and NYC mayor Rudy Giulani was recognized as a hero. Rudy was a symbol that Americans and New Yorkers could rally around. He has been the leading candidate for the GOP 08 prez nomination due to name recognition, media pundits' false belief of his high national security credentials and the lack of decent candidates in the GOP field. Rudy has serious personal issues and his own son will not talk to him anymore. Most New Yorkers strongly dislike the guy.

The Republican presidential debates have consisted of who can be the angriest white man on stage. My pal MJP said it best the other day, America's next executive leader needs to have different policies than George W Bush. More of the same conservative agenda is not in our country's best interests. The past 7 years are all the proof anyone really needs to reference.

These 2 recent events could be bursting Rudy's presidential hopes. His South Carolina Campaign Chair got popped for being a coke dealer. This is not good for wooing those right wing religious folk down in Confederate State Flag country. I thought only black people did coke? Oh I forget, white people get lawyers and get off for coke, blacks do crack and go to prison. My Bad.

Newsday reported this tidbit about Rudy:

Rudolph Giuliani's membership on an elite Iraq study panel came to an abrupt end last spring after he failed to show up for a single official meeting of the group, causing the panel's top Republican to give him a stark choice: either attend the meetings or quit, several sources said.

Giuliani left the Iraq Study Group last May after just two months, walking away from a chance to make up for his lack of foreign policy credentials on the top issue in the 2008 race, the Iraq war.

He cited "previous time commitments" in a letter explaining his decision to quit, and a look at his schedule suggests why -- the sessions at times conflicted with Giuliani's lucrative speaking tour that garnered him $11.4 million in 14 months.

Rudy blows off the bipartisan commission to figure out solutions to the biggest foreign policy issue facing Americans today so he could make millions on corporate speeches. Rudy's campaign response to this article was that they did not want to politicize the group by having a presidential candidate on the committee. That argument is totally bogus as he had already mentioned that he was running way BEFORE he was invited to the group. Here is the breakdown.

Their is a great article in Rolling Stone about Rudy's false public persona.

Put a Fork in this guy.

Newsday Article
Bogus Explanation
Rolling Stone Article on Rudy
Talking Points Video
Coke Bust
Bad Day for Rudy
Politico has ZERO credibility
Rudy's an Awful Dad and Husband

Alba and Conan

2 Conan videos in a row but this is a must see. Especially since it involves one of Mac G's top 5 Freebie List, the luscious Jessica Alba.

Jim Cramer on Conan

Diapers, Popping Pills, Lou Dobbs, Road Rage, Swimming in a Salad with Cheap Suits. Too bad these guys are not Mormons because both should avoid caffeine, especially Cramer. Mac G missed Conan. One of Pop Culture's greatest tragedies of the last decade has been Conan being stuck on the 12:30-1:30 eastern time slot. Conan makes my sides hurt by just looking at him. The same way Will Farrell does and the man, Chris Farley did as well. Conan does take over Leno's spot in a 2009. Mac apologizes to post this in the AM, Oh Well. Happy First Day of Summer!!

Say it Aint So! Rosie's Mouth Needs Spaded and Neutered

Mac G just pounded a turkey sandwich and this story almost made it come right up.

Rosie O’Donnell has raised speculation that she’ll meet with officials for “The Price Is Right” this week to discuss possibly replacing legendary host Bob Barker.

O’Donnell made the revelation on her Web site in response to a fan’s question about the opening on the daytime game show.

“Yes,” O’Donnell wrote on her blog at www.rosie.com, “this week.”

Rosie is fat, frugly times infinity, an awful actress, rude, annoying, dumb and not funny at all. Am I missing anything? Bob even backed up that she is in the running for his old job.

“She knows the show,” Barker told reporters after getting a Lifetime Achievement Emmy. “There’s no doubt in my mind she could do the show.

THE HORROR!! Mac G would rather see the show end for good than watch her jelly roll hug every contestant that, "Comes on Down." Rosie would make the other girls on the show even more insanely hot compared to her bloated grill but the trade off is not worth it. She would just ruin Mac G's favorite game of all time, PLINKO.

Rosie to Ruin The Price is Right

What is Kebert Xela?

Some dude really sucked on Jeopardy and only had one dollar to wager in Final Jeopardy. It turns out he is a big fan of Family Guy and is probably one of the reasons he was awful at Jeopardy. Enjoy




Video found on Brohans

One Night Stand

STUNNING actress Jessica Alba says she is up for a one-night stand - as long as the man leaves the next morning.

The curvy 23-year-old, who was recently romantically linked to Hollywood hunk Mark Wahlberg, likes the idea of getting intimate with lots of different people because she loves experimenting in sex.

She told Cosmopolitan magazine: "I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex.

"I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more.

"I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don't feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don't really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have.

"Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry the first guy who I slept with, I never passed any judgments about that. But now I'm done with dating around."

My favorite Central American hermano El Guapo tipped me to this story. El Guapo possesses one of the most groomed mustaches in the world.

No cuddling, Leave in the morning, no strings sex, experimentation? Mac G is looking up flights to LA right now. Alba counts in the Top 5 Freebie List, Guaranteed! Wikipedia has an entry on it.

A laminated list, sometimes called a freebie list, is a short list of celebrities agreed on by a couple as so attractive to one partner that he or she has standing permission to sleep with any of them if the opportunity, however unlikely ever arises.

Miss So Bell, go try and pry Brad Pitt away from saving the world's children, go take a dildo out of Jake Gyllenhaal's A$$, and have fun with that Clap from Matt Leinart.

Mac G and Miss Alba will be getting the Freaky Freaky Freebie on all night long. NEXT! Miss Biel get ready for Mac G's domination of Jessica's. WORD

El Guapo thinks he has a chance, only Miguel could bag her
Five Freebies
World's Top Mustaches
Alba likes No Strings Sex

"Its Just Like a Mini Mall, Hey Hey, Dont Stop, Lets Make it a Dance"

Sammy Stephens just owns those Eastern Motors Commercials.


Mac G apologizes for all of the videos and not enough in depth posting. Mac G has been busy hosting a new permanent Queen So Bell Bumble Bee in his Nest. Monogamy RULZ!

Eastern Motors