Dont Hate in 08!

Only masturbate or fornicate.

Those were some of the best sophomoric slogans that I could yell at nauseating fashion throughout ringing in the New Year.

Yes, Mac G is back in the hizzity. My brain is still on post new year's recovery mode and the frigid temps outside are not generating any fire in my pistons.

I have plenty of random observations(Wii Elbow, Airline travel, Iowa Caucus, Roaming a Wally World in rural America, people watching at the Poon Peach Bowl, Ron Paul phenomenon, writers striker) over the past few weeks to share with my budding readership now racing towards Duncan Hunter like poll numbers.

I feel it is time to "Clear the Slate in 08" with my first post of the new year.

No more classless attempts at humor or cheap pot shots at blow hards/politicians/fat Americans/famous people.

Also, I will refrain from objectifying women by no longer promoting any low brow videos or scantily dressed images. My garbage banter behavior is now obsolete.

I am following the lead of our "very serious" corporate media personalities and turning my blog into a dedicated new wave of journalistic communication.

I hope everyone enjoys the new blog flavor and please give it a chance.

I have found the first video which truly illustrates the new approach to worldwide domination of Mac G's World.



I lied. I heart drunk White Chicks dancing. Happy 2008 SUCKAS!