Monday, February 02, 2009

Comcast Supplies Fellatio Porn Ad During Super Bowl


This story is almost too good to be true.

Just after Larry Fitzgerald gave the Cardinals a lead with roughly three minutes to play, Tucson Comcast viewers saw the game replaced by 30 seconds or so of male full frontal nudity as the companies' Club Jenna channel replaced the game. Considering that every television in Arizona was probably on the Super Bowl at the time, they only managed to make sure that every cable customer in the area got an eyeful.

The FCC freaked out over a brief nipple shot so this must mean Comcast is screwed.

The clip showed a woman unzipping a man's trousers, followed by a graphic act between the two."I just figured it was another commercial until I looked up," viewer Cora King told the Arizona Daily Star. "Then he did his little dance with everything hanging out."

WOW, Arizona parents are deservedly fired up.

The Arizona Daily Star's story had 325 comments by early Monday morning, almost all of them from parents who are angry that their kids are now asking for the birds and bees talk earlier than they had planned.

I feel pity for those Cardinals fans who have to recover from this devastating Super Bowl loss by immediately dealing with an irate wife and confused children asking questions about a penis being sucked off.

Plus, I thought the only obscene things last night on TV were the officials clearly favoring the Steelers with their questionable calls.

This story keeps getting better as Club Jenna is Jenna Jameson's porn channel. The "accident" is turning out to be a great marketing strategy for Jenna and I hope the non consumer friendly Comcast gets hammered.

Comcast Replaces Super Bowl with Porn

Porn interrupts Super Bowl broadcast in Tucson
Jenna Jameson has her own cable porn channel
Club Jenna

UPDATE: TMZ has the 30 second porn clip.

UPDATE II:
Comcast shows their true Corporate evilness by offering a lousy 5 bucks to their subscribers who were subjected to the BJ scene.

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