Showing posts with label Cockfighting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cockfighting. Show all posts

Friday, February 08, 2008

Little Jerry Seinfeld

I witnessed several Seinfeld episode plot lines over the past week.

The rapid overuse of exclamation points, no washing of the hands in a men's restroom, repeated no god bless you's after sneezing and a guy trying to steal my parking spot as I was backing in to parallel park.

This was part of the genius of Seinfeld creator Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. You can constantly relate things to a scene of Seinfeld and this is huge reason for its continued success in syndication. The show has been off the live air for almost 10 years.

So when I see this story and video of Pedro Martinez and Juan Marichal cockfighting in the Dominican, I immediately think of one cock fighting machine: Little Jerry Seinfeld.



JERRY: Well, thank you, Marcelino.

MARCELINO: Well, perhaps someday you will do me a favor. And that day is today. Little Jerry Seinfeld must go down in the third round of tomorrow's main event.

JERRY: You want Little Jerry to take a dive?

MARCELINO: Shhh, not so loud.

JERRY: First of all, I don't think you can make a rooster take a dive.

MARCELINO: Can, too!

JERRY: Second of all, Jerry Seinfeld - big or little - doesn't go down for anyone, anywhere, at anytime! Now I'd appreciate it if you please leave.

MARCELINO (leaving): Big Jerry is making a big mistake, Jerry.

JERRY: We'll see about that. Kramer, I'm comin' up! We got a cockfight to win!


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