Marcus Allen Gets No Love From Penthouse Pet

Somewhere Reggie Bush and OJ are chuckling at this story. From the ALWAYS reputable NY Post

KIMBERLY Williams, the June 2007 Penthouse Pet, has never met football legend Marcus Allen - and she wants to keep it that way. After talking on the phone for a few weeks, "he seemed like a really nice guy. But . . . I quickly found out that this is not a guy I want to know," the pin-up told Steppin' Out magazine's Chauncé Hayden. Kimberly was creeped out that Allen is a regular at the Playboy Mansion, and that his MySpace page is filled with girlfriends thanking him for "lunch." "So I started to pull away from him just to protect myself. But he calls me over 15 times a day! . . . He started to send me these terrible text messages. 'Where the hell are you, Kimberly!' . . . It's really scary . . . Things got really bad after I did the Howard Stern show. He got very upset that I got nude on the show. Hello! I'm a Penthouse Pet . . . I told him he needed to calm down . . . But he got even angrier." Allen's lawyer, Larry Stein, told Page Six: "It's the other way around. She's the one pursuing him. She started sending him pictures of herself with no clothes on. She's trying to get publicity."

So Marcus gets blown off publicly before he ever meets this girl? I do smell a publicity stunt and WELL DONE Kimberly. I have already found your myspace page and we are Myspace BFF now. I can not wait for your SPAM Bulletins!

The NYPost ran their gossip blurb with a picture of an actress with the same name. Too bad because the real Kimberly has far better pictures/jugs. (NSFW)

The millionaire dollar question remaining is the url location of Marcus Allen's myspace page. I can not get my dad to use email or the Internet and Marcus is pimping hos on myspace? I wish I could only be so cool at 47.

Kimberly has 13K MySpace friends and Marcus could still be one of them. Mac G is calling his loyal 6 readers to help him locate this juicy site. REGULATORS, MOUNT UP!

NY Post Blurb
Wrong Kimberly Williams
Kimberly William's MySpace
Hot NUDE Pix(NSFW)
The Big Lead Post
Marcus is OLD