The Zen Master Drops a F Bomb

It is hard for sports journalists to realize that sometimes the victor in a sports contest deserves more credit for performing well than the loser deserves all of the blame for being defeated. Lakers Coach Phil Jackson kinda makes this point with a F bomb at the post game press conference after the Rockets beat the Lakers to tie up series at 2.



You Have Been Blinded

Big Foot Friday?

Big Foot hunters are claiming to have captured the mysterious manbeast from a North Georgia forest and will display dna proof on Friday.

Now come at least three men — coincidentally all in the Bigfoot business — promising evidence at a Friday news conference in Palo Alto, Calif., that the elusive creature has been found at long last.

“A body that may very well be the body of the creature commonly known as ‘Bigfoot’ has been found in the woods in northern Georgia,” says a news release. It describes the carcass as that of an animal 7 feet 7 inches tall, weighing more than 500 pounds that “looks like it is part human and part apelike.”

The two who claim to have found the mysterious beast in north Georgia — a former cop and a former prison guard — offer Bigfoot expeditions. They’ve teamed up with Tom Biscardi, who’s been searching for and making movies about Bigfoot since 1971.

So the men who benefit financially from Big Foot "expeditions" are the same ones to finally prove to the world its existence? What A Fn Coinky Dink!

I could care less if Big Foot is real or not but I do get a chuckle out of these jokers who feed of potential fake hysteria. I mean just take a look at this Biscardi dbag's website.

This press conference should be a doozy and could be as believable as the Bush Administration's "we do not torture" claims.

Friday is the big day for Big Foot believers
Supposedly Big Foot is already in a cooler
Bush sanctioned a policy of torture

Get Your Popcorn Ready

It is probably too early for popcorn but nonetheless, I suggest salting some kernels up with extra butter while viewing this video.