Hot Soccer Babes Rule

Rip n Up Lake Shasty

Here is a video of pro wake board riders getting some gnarly air at Lake Shasta.

Bodhi and Johnny Utah are BACK!

My boy BC just passed along the info that a sequel for the movie classic Point Break is in the works. The title will be "Point Break Indo. Both Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves are secured for the flick. Here is a quick synopsis from IESB.net:

When Billy Dalton, military special ops and star surfer, is disqualified from the pro-surfing tour, he takes off for the coast of Bali looking for the perfect wave. While there he’s recruited by a private security force who are trying to find a gang known as The Bush Administration, surfing outlaws and modern day pirates who work like “The Ex-Presidents,” a bank robbing crew from Malibu twenty years ago.

Killer! Nobody Rides for Free!!

DC Celebrity?

One of the "perks" of living in political dorkville world is being able to attend certain unique events with politicians and media "celebs." My friend hooked me up with a free ticket to the funniest Celebrity in DC comedy contest.

Former GOP Prez hopeful Mike Huckabee won the event with some hilarious true stories of dumb ass Americans coming up to him in public places now. The Reverend told us to get smashed so he would be funnier. He blasted Romney pretty good too by saying Romney had more positions on issues than underage Chinese gymnasts.

Libertarian Prez candidate Bob Barr was in the house, rolling with a 5 deep dude entourage. I could not stop laughing about his suited crew around him.

The real winner was the Politico's Video blogger, James Kotecki.The video is hard to determine some of his lines but it was a funny performance. My favorite lines were him talking about Huck and evolution/ Bob Barr with the pothead vote.

The last line about Sarah Palin was classic, which unfortunately he edited out. Paraphrasing, "We know you picked Palin cause you would hit it but that does change the fact that she don't know shit!"



Here is the Huckster ripping it up.




A judge from Time magazine recapped the event.

I will have full recap of the even later with videos/pictures. The Huckster and I had a Polaroid moment.

The Caribbean Cheetah Stalks Another Victory

Usain Bolt is my new favorite athlete and I bet he gets super crunk in the Jamaican dance clubs. Here is his latest 100 meter victory in Belgium, post Olympics.

Bolt Brussels (02)
by bsap11

HT: Awful Announcing

Picture of the Day

This Ohio Church unfortunately hates steamy girl on girl action. I do no think there could be a better Segway to linking a Savage Love column.

Savage Love, Dan Savage, was on last week's Bill Maher show and my favorite line was when he said only "straight" men go to public rest stops, parks and bathrooms for gay sex. Open gay men can get blow jobs at home. Awesome



Dear Savage Love,

I am a 30-year-old woman. My boyfriend and I got together when we were 15. It was—and remains—an intense and extraordinary intellectual compatibility. He's the funniest and smartest person I have ever met. There is a lot of good stuff here.

Okay, cutting to the chase: I have never slept with another man and I don't want to. I no longer want to have sex with him and have been having sex with women behind his back. I have long been attracted to women and suspect I would have been in a relationship with one by now if my life took a different path.

I love my boyfriend, his family, our friends, our life. But nothing makes me feel more "me" than lying next to a woman after we have gotten each other off for hours. Do I come out, wreck my life and his, all because of one small part of who I am? Or do I stop being an unfaithful bitch and make things work with the man I love?

Why Do I Have To Dig Chicks?

First off, WDIHTDC, no one has to dig chicks. It's an elective, not a course requirement. (Except at Evergreen, of course.)

Now, seeing as you and your boyfriend are young enough to get out there and find new partners relatively easily, and seeing as this man who you profess to love has a right

(1) not to be lied to for the rest of his life and (2) not to be cheated on for the rest of his life and (3) to be with a woman who actually wants to have sex with him, there's only one course of action here. Thank your boyfriend for his years of faithful service—honor his service—and cut his ass loose.

If you play your cards right, WDIHTDC, you may be able to keep your ex, his family, and your mutual friends in your life.

But if you continue to lie and cheat and munch carpet on the down-low, and you get caught and outed, it's unlikely that your ex, his family, and your mutual friends will want to see your lying, cheating, carpet-munchin' face ever again.

I just read the advice you gave to the kid married for six months. His wife bought a strap-on once he brought up anal. You threw a line in there about Western Washington University and Bend Over Boyfriend, an instructional video about pegging.

Are you implying that the WWU girls are into this? I live 10 minutes from the main campus and would love to find a dominant pegger. Just don't know how I would even begin the conversation.

Submissive U-Peggee

Did I say that WWU shows Bend Over Boyfriend as a part of freshman orientation? I may have misspoken. Or mistypen. It's just that I recently gave a speech at WWU, and the students there asked so many questions about pegging during the Q&A that I just assumed that Bend Over Boyfriend is shown to incoming classes at that fine institution of higher learning. (And I'm not saying that it shouldn't be shown, only that it isn't.

It most definitely should. Indeed, Bend Over Boyfriend should be shown continuously in every frat house in North America from late August through early June.)

But I would beg you, SUP, not to stalk WWU's campus in search of a dominant pegger. If you're having trouble finding a pegger through normal channels (surfing the web, asking women you're dating, hanging out at Wendy's), SUP, then you'll just have to rent one.

HT: Balloon Juice/Yglesias

U Dub got Fd in the A

The BYU/Washington game last Saturday first caught my eye because of 20 hot sorority girls celebrating UDub's first TD. The game went back and forth with both team's crowds being really into the action. It appeared someone had spiked the BYU fans drinks with caffeine.

BYU scored late to go up a TD and Washington responded with a last second drive. Here is how the waning seconds played out.



God forbid 20 year olds would get excited after scoring a TD in front of thousands of screaming fans? I was complaining about this stupid rule after week one and it is unfortunate for both teams that there was not OT to settle this classic contest.

People can stick their rule book excuses up their ass because we all know this is a highly subjective call. There clearly was no taunting or excessive celebration but some trigger happy geezer ref looking to over officiate and thus, decide the outcome of the game.

My morning java has not kicked in so I am unable to go off on the NCAA right now sucking the fun out of the game and trying to turn their exploited college football athletes into drones.

HT: The Wiz of Odds

Choking the El Paso Chicken

Two lovebird fans took in the UTEP/Texas game on Saturday.

Can I get some extra hot sauce with this order?







Video HT: Everyday Should Be Saturday

Picture HT: TV Tanline

Weekend Recap of Tailgating Poon

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More RAGE Please!!

The police pulled the plug on Rage Against the Machine's "Anti Unjust Wars" concert outside the Republican National Convention on Tuesday. Front man Zack De La Rocha, guitarist Tom Morello & company were not going to give up so they went to the streets for an acapella performance.





Man oh man, do I love this FN BAND!!!

Complete coverage can be found at Above the Fold.
Here is the full 10 minute long video of the 2 songs with the band's comments.

Rage did play a normal concert to a sold out crowd at the Target Center on Wednesday evening. The reviews are just like this band, BAD ASS! Of course, the arrests of a few idiots after the concert will dominate the media's coverage and mar any message of ending perpetual wars/occupations.



Rage Against the Machine came out wearing Guantanamo Bay hoods. Above is lead singer Zack De La Rocha.

Time To Yawn

Here are my thoughts on John McCain's speech last night in video form.



It is a real toss up to which was more boring last night, McCain's predictable "Noun, Verb, POW" speech or the second half of the Skins/Giants.



HT: Skippy the Bush Kangaroo

2008 Mac Gs NFL Preview

I could spend time writing a long preview to the 2008 NFL season but it would be a waste of pixels. What "expert" picked the Giants/Packers NFC title game last year?

Resources could be better spent scouring the series of tubes for hot cheer poon. My lofty goal for the NFL season is to regularly recap my thoughts on all of the NFL games each week.

Since I am devoted Fudge Packer living in Redskins nation, most of my crackpot post game analysis will be predominantly of their games. However, I am equipped with the NFL package hooked up to 2 TVs in the living room and I have a no commercial policy to go along with an ADD flipping mindset.

Live scoring computers are constantly running so there will be a heavy dosage of fantasy commentary as well.

I am actually excited to listen to Tony Kornheiser tell non funny jokes for 3 1/2 hours and take morning showers while Skins fans are bitching on the sports radio call in shows.
The NFL is finally back!!!

Click on this link for the best song:"Da-da-da-da DAH! Bum-bum bum! Da-da-da-da DAAHH!!!"












It appears that I have a twin living in KC.

McCain / Gunderson '08

"OH, GEEZ!"


HT: American Blog

GOP Vetting Emporium

Come for the vetting, stay for the tacos. Now with experience check included.

Pigsking Picks Title is Mine

For the 2008 NFL season, I will be participating in a Cuzogle's Pigskin Picks with some fellow sports nerd/perv bloggers. Of course like all of my fantasy leagues, I plan on utter and complete domination.

I have been off the heavy sports betting sauce for almost a decade (Long Story) so I am always looking for a good replacement fix.

Here are the contestants competing for runner up.

Yep Yep
The Sports Dungeon
Waiting for Next Year
The Sports Lounge
Tailgating Ideas
NESW Sports
The Blue Workhorse
My Sports Rumors
Inside Plays
Juiced Sports Blog
Buzz Pirates
GrandmasterB
Busted Coverage
The Chocolate Dog Blog
NE Patriots Draft
The Sports Dollar
Brahsome
Women Like Sports
Don Chavez
Banned in Hollywood
Macho Chip
Zoner Sports
CoverTwo
Sports Opinion

" Hookers and Blow" Play at GOP Lobbyist Party

I had no idea such a band called "Hookers and Blow" existed but I dig the name. However, I am well aware of the rotten DC corporate culture of lobbyists and their cozy relationships with members of Congress.

The Democrats are just as dirty with corporate campaign cash and I actually admire the Republican Cogressional Members for not having any shame in being shills for Corporate interests, unlike some spineless Democrats (Steny Hoyer, Jay Rockafeller, Silvestre Reyes) who talk about the people interests first but then vote for allowing the Telecoms to spy on law abiding Americans.

Blogs Mock Hookers and Blow party at RNC

Back to Pooner School

Videos like this give me faith in a higher being and proves that GOD pisses standing up.

Juneau and John McBleeker

Listen to the this hilarious parody of the call John McCain when deciding to pick Sarah Palin as his running mate.

HT: Mad Props to Flatusyahu for coming out of retirement to deliver this awesome image creation.

Picture of the Day: Alaskan Village Edition

HT:The Edge of the American West

Only a short 18 moths ago, this was the political office of Wasilla Alaska Mayor Sarah Palin.

She is now a a heartbeat away from running the entire United States or should I say, "the lower 48." This is a very likely scenario considering the 72 year old John McCain could legitimately DIE at any moment and no one would be too surprised if his health did fail.

I will grudgingly refrain from listing the 20 plus odd links detailing the Jerry Springeresk episode angle of this VP selection. Palin's far right radical beliefs are scary enough.

For example, she is against all contraception, even for married couples!! Palin is against all sex education and wants public schools to teach kids that God created everything. She was also a member of an Alaskan party that currently wants to succeed from the Union. I know, WTF is going on in Alaska?

McCain met Palin once before trusting her to be his number 2, which is the same number of times Palin has used her passport to leave the country or should I say, Alaska.

You can find more info on the possible US President at this Vet Sarah Palin website by clicking on the main button.

A front A1 article in today's NY Times deftly describes the puzzling VP decision making process of McCain.

His judgement is more hurried and irrational then half the college football QBs that I was witnessed over the weekend trying to get plays off under the new clock rules.

James Carville thinks Wasilla City Hall looks like a Louisiana bait shop.



I think McCain just fell victim to the Cougar poon and her long sexy legs.



The old dirty dawg McCain looks like he way sizing up that pooper.

It is Baaaaaaaaaaack!

College football, tailgating and videos of hot coed poon running around in bikinis. HOT Diggity Damn!


I could have done without the cheesy tecnho house music but the sound can be easily blocked out with other stimulation.